What goes through your head when you eat a bagel?

Jews found a way to sell me less for more, yet again

the bagel does

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That the reason they have holes in the middle is because some yid wanted to save a few shekels and make an extra bagel for every other 12.

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>mmmm gas the jews

Should have used more cream cheese.

who the fuck boils bread?
oh yeah, ass backward inbred retards from the desert

o god my sugar is going to spike 40 points.

Chekd, kekd and rekd.
Pretty much exactly what I was saying, but more eloquently put.

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Also this

they really do have the PHENOTYPE then

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Reciting the names of all six million souls that were lost in that terrible holocaust.

"I enjoy the soft inside, but I hate how hard the shell is. I wish I had some jelly and butter to spread on this. God I hope Bernie Sanders wins."

>hate how hard the shell is
ew thats the best part user.

Not that we needed to look to some kike doughnut replica to know this, but it is indeed true.
What other (((phenotypes))) can we think of that are obviously true?

>Fucking Jews even clip their biscuits, the cheap bastards.

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>six
Reminder that that was just in the polish death camps.
The real number if you count the rest of europe, americas, antarctica, africa, asia, australia, goes closer to 50 million

Fucking delicious

This would be even better with some lox and cream cheese

American bagels have shells on them?
I thought they were a bit chewy when I was at (((panera))) desu.

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>falling for muh carbs is bad meme
Romans conquered the world on nothing but carbs and wine.

"Jews did this"

I seriously don't understand the appeal of those fucking horrendous tasteless pieces of bread

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Based and nutritionpilled

oh boy I'll sure be voting for mayor BILL DE BLASIO in 2020

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>Thanks God, for reminding me that I hate jews leeching in to all aspects of life
God, I hate jews!

Well it was only Poland that had death camps, and time is money. I don't have all morning to eat my bagel.

Last time I ate a bagel in NYC, it was sold to me “fresh” but the think was so hard I basically scooped out the interior of a halved one, and used it as an ashtray.
Bagels are what doughnuts are if you’re a cheap Jewish baker.

jews stole a fucking hole through that bun
I don't eat bagels

Empty calories and how bloated my stomach will get after eating that shit.

>only 50 million jews died in the holocaust
>denying and dehumanizing the other 100 million jews that Hitler killed
>2019 and he still thinks that only 50 Billion jews died in the holocaust
Fucking anti semite. My lawyer will hear about this.

FPBP

Never tried one. I'm not a Nigger.

I don't eat bagels.

only nu-males eat em

"yum, this is a good bagel"

The Bagels I've had are usually hard to bite into or hard to cut in without a good knife. The inside and soft. Idk, maybe I'm just a retard.

Meanwhile, Swedes conquered the world with niggers and rape gangs.

They're probably just yesterday's leftover 'doughnuts' that the jew couldn't bring himself to throw in the bin. Viola; a bagel is born.

>american humor

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Lads when I was in America last time my finace got me a (((panera))), how fucked am I?

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If it wasn't baked in the NYC, I'm not eating it.

Munched-up bagel.

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Fucking kek, god damn autocorrect.
Serves me right for being a phoneposter while my PC is rendering a 3D model. I swear it isn't the norm for me.

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Anger. I would rather eat sesame seed rolls, but few stores in my area make them. Sesame seed bagels are a compromise.

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Salt beef beigel master race. All other food is just inferior.

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I wonder if the Boulanger made the hole with his morning wood because I once read a comic about that so I picture a guy fucking a pile of bagels or doing them one by one
Also I don’t eat bagels because of this and because nobody really do in France since we have superior things to eat instead of that Jewish scheme of selling a sandwich with a hole in it
Unfold the bagel in your head and picture it as a long sandwich you’ll realize it’s not worth the price they ask

Even good pizza is hard to find in NYC. The best pizza and the best bagels are out on the island. Only numales who never had a decent bagel stand on line at 6 in the morning to pay $25 for a bagel.

Good goy!

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this tbqh

a bagel

Life is ultimately meaningless.

Also from now on you will picture a guy making the hole with his dick every time you see a donut or a bagel until the day you die
And you now breath manually

Yeah, just wait until the time you use too much cream cheese.

Circles and Kikes

Oh wait

After eating half a bagel my jaws are hurtin

Put some jelly on that bitch .

Does its chewy goodness outweigh its Jewy badness?

EXERCISE THOSE CHOMPERS WITH SOME GOOD HARD FOOD

Hey Frogbro, do you like my Pepe/Frog shirt? I made it for the Yellow Yests but I got Shoah'd.

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