Brit/pol/ - Boris Edition

>Armed police confirm there is 'nothing suspicious' on board Air India flight
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7187507/Bomb-threat-forces-Air-India-flight-Mumbai-New-York.html

>Labour anti-Semitism row: Chris Williamson allowed back into party
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48778129

>Prince William: 'I'd support my child if they were gay'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48774280

>Anti-Islamic extremist permanently excluded from entering UK
theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/26/anti-muslim-extremist-martin-sellner-permanently-excluded-from-entering-uk

>Former cop threatened to throw acid in ex’s face and get pals to ’shag her’
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/788124/acid-attack-ex-police-officer-Jhangir-Rasul-girlfriend-face

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can't believe paul would do that to jenny on love island

baka

Mutts are getting really uppity recently. Ive been getting spammed with "part and parcel" and "loicence" shit for the past few days for even so much as showing my flag. Even flags like Canada and Sweden feel emboldened by the mutts endless carping.

1st for CAM ON INGERLIN SCORE SOME FACKIN GOWLZ

Who's watching the England rug munchers?

Me lad, tho more browsing the net and switching tabs to the footie when people start sounding excited

>england

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>Anti-Islamic extremist
it doesn't take much to be an extremist these days. you used to actually have to do something but now you just have to say something.

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>England
>LHD

no i meant this one

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That jump is insane

>femoid '''''sports''''
yikes

>niggers

This has been going on since the death of Little Alfie, which sparked a wave of bong-hatred which has yet to abate

"oh, are you still browsing Jow Forums? that's so lame."

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I'm building my Jerusalem
Revel in its glory

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Lots of young fellas running around in shorts? That's the kind of thing you like looking at

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Writing anti-Muslim graffiti in Arabic is based as fuck, especially if you're elderly

why do you envy based piggy biccy?

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I'm afraid social shaming doesn't work here, that idea has been tested to destruction

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SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS ENGLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 - 0

i've had my fun and that's all that matters

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Well lads, what's the verdict? Is Johnson a butt plug sort of fellow?

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Reminder.

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>England finally win the World Cup
>It's the women
JUST

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Looking forward to a comfy QT thread later.

youtube.com/watch?v=wvCE1KLOHh4

soon lads

From Halifax.

No Neil on This Week as he's on holiday. Simon McCoy is guesting.

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you've never had so much as a piece of burnt crackling you porklet

>men wearing shorts is inherently sexual
got something to tell us lad?

anything's better than letting the yanks win and the froggies getting both the WC and WWC

Hmm, 3:2 leave:remain ratio. The BBC must be scared or something?

>didn't even mention sex
got something to tell us lad?

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Well, I envy his biscuit and his serene pig ignorance granting him the comfort to hide in a blanket without the responsibility of paying rent and bills.

How's it going boys

if any of you happen to be in North London and want to grab a pint holla at your boy

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>Liz Truss

She wants to be Deputy PM so badly lmao

I liked that place when I visited. That was in 2012 though so fuck knows what it's like now.
>>No Neil on This Week
Well it could be worse I suppose.

>bacon

based and swinepilled
at least you've got the decency to admit you envy him

you implied it's gay to watch a sport where men wear shorts

I saw that stuff around when I went down. Thought it was terrorist code

I would like to fuck Liz Truss, and from what I hear if I could get within range I'd actually have quite a good chance.

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what was the score again?

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>She relaxed around blacks

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Sad how much I relate to pic related.

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>Wanting Kwarsi's soggy seconds

pass

head alot of people at glastonbury have gotten nosebleeds from the 5G masts

top kek

>Ayesha Hazarika
Will she be reminding everyone that she is Scottish?
>implying

nah, the nosebleeds are the from the synthetic chinese stims. I forget the name of the popular one at the mo, it's related to Moxy though.

See:

>he thinks it's the 5G masts and not the "balloons"
metro.co.uk/2019/06/27/glastonbury-weather-looks-great-so-everyones-partying-by-blowing-up-balloons-10079346/

>holla at your boy

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Dragonfly Mission

>Launch 2026
>Arrival 2034

Government "science".

i saw it was the food crews who all work not party lads

they have to call in sick because of the nosebleeds

>has had sex
>semi-normie
>intellectual recreational pursuits
how awful

>Chinese stims
I would like to know more about this if you can remember

Is this some Elon memery

what was the score again?

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I don't think I can post links to darknet markets on here. But if you google that, you should be able to find '''something''''. I'll give you some friendly advice, cheap dutch phet is far superior.

what was the score again?

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I think they're all using anti-bullying software now.

I used to enjoy the MDPV, it would be nice to meet the shadow people again

Nah, this one is a NASA mission to Titan. By 2034 there will be dozens of people on Mars. Likely that the payload itself could be sent to Mars, then launched from there and beat the NASA one to Titan orbit. No ambition, some agencies.

No comment. My memories of the voices are not so kind.

lmfao looks like the score's definitively in my favour then

>be at work early
>9am
I'm jealous

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Who's /kfcmash/ here?

Can't wait for scottish independance lads

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i am /boiledeggswithroastednutsforahighproteinbreakfast/ sorry

Me neither, good fucking riddance

If we'd been allowed to vote in indyref, the Jocks would be long gone by now, and Hadrians wall would be rebuilt with 50 cals every 100 yards.

Yup it's gonna be great

youtube.com/watch?v=IXCuVJYOXCU
looks like I've consolidated my victory over the bincels

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Scottish 'independence' is a joke

we should have an anti scotland protest in London for the bants

who here /sunburn/

>Lidl cider, 5%, £1.89 for four, from the shelf
>Co-op cider, 5%, £2.50 for four BUT IT'S IN THE FRIDGE
#thirdworldproblems

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Wish they'd make their damn minds up and get on with it, either way I'm fucking sick of the cunts.
Seen this comment yesterday in The Guardian about Scottish independence:
>For all the many good and progressive people in England, Scottish society is - as a general tendency - more tolerant, more inclusive, more progressive, and better integrated than England's habitual conservatism.

seems I've won again lads

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Skag or get out.

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who here /piggybiccy/

so you envy me for my victory?

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>falling for the breakfast meme

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>Scottish MEPs when they walk into the European Parliament

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Serious question u for gays, how do these people justify/square their devotion to the EU (a pan-national political system) with their desire for political independence from the UK (a pan-national political system)?

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They hate the English. Nothing more.

Snap

I have spent a lot of time in Scotland, and I can announce that it is full of wankers. England is also full of wankers, but on nowhere near the same scale. Most lowland urban Scots are absolute cunts, and their middle class is even more cuntish than England's. If they attain independence they will ruin the country within 10 years.

>implying im a retard and not bulking fren

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they just watch Braveheart on repeat.

>he doesn't begin drinking relentless moments after getting out of bed

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boomer memes are deep

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They huff and puff about the "hard border" in Ireland, without mentioning that they are proposing the exact same thing on the mainland

>Out of one cucked union and into another

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Christ, imagine your bollocks being on the end of that.

oh come off it, I'm allowed to use siang every one in a while

I'm bored of wandering pub to pub trying to find people I know. suggest me activities

Go home and read an improving book