/bdg/ British distopian general

Please post all your memes about Britain being a dystopian shithole. Thank you.

I take everything: weapon ban, licences, taxes, harsh sentences for innocent men, etc.

Pic very related

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I made this when those new pokemon games got announced

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Britain is still in a better state than America, at least there are parts of the country you can live your entire life in without seeing one brown.

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I think you are delusional

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I am Muslim but tell me that the racial discrimination note is a joke? Top kek

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it's the birthrates

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I like America better, but what you say about the browns is indeed true. My area for instance is 98% white (just a handful of chinks make up that 2%).
Only within the past month did I see the very first letterbox cunt walking around in ASDA and literally everyone was staring at it with distrust.
It was enough to make me rage still, because one is too many.

when the next generation gets out of school age you're going to see an awful lot of people wondering where all these niggers came from

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It's still sad to see London or Brighton or basically any big british city in their current state.

In this context, "get done" sounds like "be killed"

I hate the jews and their freemasonic shabbo fabian cunts.

True. I'm a Norfman myself, and the muslim problem is much more pocketed up here, which is why what you say is true. Big cities are truly, truly lost. However, our towns are still completely homogeneous.
Not saying it's okay, or even that it's much better. Just marginally. It means we have a bit of time before shit hits the fan for us.
I've never been to London. The only city I've been to is Liverpool, and even there the problem isn't *quite* as bad.
We just need right wing death squads desu.

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Bumping

Valentin? Is that you, bro?
Do you like your Pepe the frog T-shirts m8?

Pepe the frog is year 3016 now, we clown world dystopia now.

Yeah he's getting on a bit, but he's never been dead. Just sleeping.
Regardless, do you like your Pepe shirts? (I know you're not even Valentin but I'm asking you anyway).

You know you could land in jail for using the word Pepe?
And given that your police displays some nicely LGBT flags, there might be a chance you get a stick up the ass in your cell.

this looks straight out of fiction...

Yeah had to check if it was fake or not. Some ads published in 2002

to be honest I tell the same thing to myself very often when I think about current state of things in the world

Yet when it comes to Muslim grooming gangs, they close their eyes and turn off the cctvs. They only serve to feed off the native English people. They have so much hate and disgust for a native Brit they will ticket you for spitting on the side walk and carrying a Spork. I feel sorry for you Nigel and Liam. :(

Naaaw that's not true. I wasn't talking about pic related, I was talking about the fine gentleman's name of France; Pepe.
I'm starting to think you're not Valentin though, kek.

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Of course you're Muslim. You have a france flag. You guys have basically conquered the country.

Who the fuck is this gay Valentin?

England is an sjw pc dystopia

Thanks, fren. Everything you say is true. I fucking hate it here so much that sometimes I can't sleep.
I lost my job because a literal jew wanted to outsource to Kenya ffs.
The cunt knew I had just gotten engaged, and he picked me on purpose. I am convinced of it.

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He's a very sound French baguette bro that I have come across in multiple Jow Forums threads, and he bought a Pepe T-shirt from me. He's a pretty cool guy desu, he warned me of all the worst places to go in France for 'shitskins, kikes, faggots and niggers', lol.
Unfortunately though I haven't been able to get hold of him to see what he thinks of his shirt.

This thread makes me sick
Pérfida Albión...

I didn’t conquer shit. Just trying to live, buy a house and a car, and have some kids. Not my fault if the native population is too soft and thinks more about hedonism and gay rights than believing in God and making children.

I don’t think I rule anything and I don’t see how the fact I am Muslim bother any native French. I mean we are more fucked by central banks and socialism than anything (20m2 in Paris costs a quarter million - and the State taxes 60% of your paycheck + 20% VAT)

Rude.

t. Bong on vacation.

He's right about the brownskins though, m8.

That fucking blows. I left my office life for labor job. Everything is being outsourced. I can't compete with pajeets with information technology master degrees who will work for peanuts. So I clean pools for a living, get plenty of exercise. Work in the sun and it's mostly a cash business, so I screw the government. Also it's my own business. I'm my own boss. I have customers. I can't imagine going back to the office grind. Find your own way mate. Start a business. Make your own path.

I must say, you are modest in your conquest. Bravo. Enjoy the victory dude. You seem ok. :) but you're right.

I'm sure. However since he's a tourist who has only seen NYC, he doesn't realize the same in huge swaths of the US.

Honk /sob Honk

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Honestly user you hear the same thing from people everywhere. My fiance is American and her company is also being gutted (by a Jewish woman) to make room for....Kenyan outsourcing. And they do a shitty job for 7c per hour, and my fiance's department get blamed for all their bad work, and they are not even allowed to mention the Kenyans to another department. Fucking disgraceful how they do that to their supposed countrymen.
And yep, same story for me. Kenyans. A jew. I got targeted because I was not PC, and obviously a goy. Luckily though, the kike boss who Shoah'd my job once he found out I was engaged - he gets to keep his job.
It sent me on a downward spiral of depression for like 4 months, but just in the past month I have tried to start a small goy business, and put my graphic design skills to use. Just while looking for a wagie job is slow. I've made £150 so far and it may be slow, but it is very fucking nice not answering to any kikes. Working for myself full time is the dream.

>actually visiting NYC on vacation
Makes me cringe when I tell other bongs about the wonders of the USA and they say they've been to fucking New York City. The airport was enough for me.
I travel the midwest every year and it's good, /comfy/ living.

I don’t want to be this guy in front of God, having to explain Him why I defended every day the sin of the people of Loth.

If I visit London and call someone a sandnigger in public, what would the British police do? They don't have guns, right?

It depends on who they need to attack.
If you're white they would most certainly have guns.

Hey, you're that guy engaged to the Cinci chick, right?

Their police forces have LGBT flags. So they will probably molest you until you get AIDS.

>getting chased off the field by the farmer and impaling myself on the barbed wire fence
Good times gone.

Yep about 90% of the island is completely white still. I had my second baby last week and she went she went have to deal with diversity at all. Feels good.

Holy fucking shit. lol

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Jesus christ it sounds like something out of the onion

That sounds like a pol meme

Refuse to play their games man. Don't lose your morals and ethics along the way. Because then you become what you hate and you don't want to go down that road. I've had chances to screw over a jew but I didn't because I'm not like them nor will I ever be. Building your own business is slow but you build it brick by brick the honest way.

I can't believe someone on here remembered something like that. Damn, I should be more careful what I post.

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How do you look at this and think
>Yeah, that looks perfect and not at all like Orwellian nightmare state propaganda.

You sound like a much better businessman than a lot of the ones I've ever dealt with. I am trying to get to a point where I don't have to rely on anyone else for my own living, and you are very right. It's like building something up, very very slowly. But you can be proud of it when you do actually have even a small degree of success. I really hope to get to that point some day. Where I'm currently at, I still need a part time job as well as my T-shirt gig on the side to be at the level of a full-time wagie job, but I do have a passion for creating graphics, so it doesn't even feel like proper work.

That's how they're doing us mate, one area at a time. Start with London because it's the biggest and you can just say "it's always been a melting pot". Yo localise the immigration to a few areas, so that the voices in that area are drowned out by the voices of the non-migrant areas who of course see no problem with migration (because they don't have any). Once the original area is irreparably changed, start moving them into the next area.
I mean what are we going to do, really? The total percentages lie because migrants are typically young but the total includes white OAPs. So they die off and the children grow up, we will drop from 90% to 60% to 40% in a flash. What the fuck are we going to do? Will a white colony be established in Africa? It pains me to leave this place but it pains me more that I might bring my children up among a broken society living in the shell of the former greatness.

Everyone here is constantly sloshed out of their mind, stoned, beaked-up out of their minds too much to care, or asleep. In either the physical sense or the metaphorical sense.
Everybody else is a robot.

I wouldn't worry about. I have a remarkably good memory, and it weirdly works especially well for mundane stuff. Plus it wasn't that long ago that we talked.
Oh, and I have 0 desire to dox you or do anything with the info. So there's that.

lol I'm not so much worried about that kind of thing, I'm more amazed that someone would even remember. I also remember remarkably mundane things like that. To be fair, I do go on Jow Forums every single day and constantly and loudly say how much I love 'Murrca. It's cathartic in a way because I want to be patriotic here, but what's the point when your own government treats you like the scum of the Earth? I wanna live in America legally, and observe all the rules and traditions and customs, and basically be what I wish immigrants everywhere would be like. Plus I'm 100% white.
Being doxed isn't even an issue since the only thing I have publicly is a 5 year old faceberg that I haven't been on since I was a libtard. I WISH antifa would dox me though, I would kick their shit in.
Cheers though user, I remember I really enjoyed talking to you.

>It pains me to leave this place but it pains me more that I might bring my children up among a broken society living in the shell of the former greatness.
I know how you feel, bro. I've accepted it already. This country (what's left of it) isn't going to be a thing in our lifetimes. There's no point in throwing your life away to be thrown in jail just so some metropolitan cucks can 'disavow' whatever it is you did out of desperation while you rot. Nothing will change here, it's too late.

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There are places like that in America too. Browns don’t tend to go outside the major democrat cities

Is this actually real?

It looks like very stereotypical fictional propaganda

You bet it's fuckin real, m8.
Naaaeeew it's off to jayul wiv yew for ahhhskin too many qweschuns, oy fink!

Islam isn't a race faggot

Don't worry, you're secure beneath the watchful eyes.

If anyone is watching me, they should know it's they who should be worrying, not me.
I will destroy anybody who comes to my house to rob me of my God-given rights. I don't have weapons, because I lost them in a boating accident.

Here's where I normally do the fuck off, we're full bit. But you're alright Nigel. Plus, we're going back to the moon now, and space is rightful Ohio clay, so I'm sure I'll be off colonizing other planets and genociding alien scum by the time you're ready to move here.

I think I may have said this to you last time we talked, but just in case I didn't; that is genuinely one of the best things I can ever be told by an American. For real. Because I myself hate immigration as a concept, unless it's from your own race, and I know you guys have been hit extra hard with the cultural erosion. So even though I've wanted to live there for a decade now, only in the past couple of years have I felt kinda bad for wanting it. Like I'd inherently be a nuisance or unwelcome or whatever.
But nope, I won't even drop a gum wrapper on the floor over there. Niggers and spics might like ruining America, but I will be proud and thankful to be there.
Thanks again, Jerry (the most American name I can think of).
And yes, I too observe the moon as rightful Ohio clay.

Meh. Immigration from the US to the UK, or vice versa barely counts as immigration imo. More like moving between states. Not like you're Leafs or something...
Also:
>the moon
You seem to have misheard. All of space is Ohio clay.

Yeah that's exactly how I feel about it too. I always say, I'd rather this country has 1M Americans come here in a single day, than just 10 Africans in a decade. Maybe things would start to get better if that were the case...
And yes, that's what I meant. Every asteroid, every star, and every vacant rock that drifts through space belongs to the glorious 17th state of the USA - Ohio. God I love Ohio.
I'm still waiting on an update for my application, but when I do hear from them in a couple of weeks, I'm gonna be so excited I might just puke. I've never been happier about anything in my entire life.

At least that is something. Here they force spread them out so I don't know of a single safe haven here now. Was pretty comical to see the transformation of my small town of 2000 people which was 100% homogeneous just a couple of years back and suddenly you see big sand nigger families pop up here and there moving into the nice houses we have and with that came pedophilia, rape and murder. Now they are like 30% and whites are leaving.

We are truly lost.

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>I'm still waiting on an update for my application, but when I do hear from them in a couple of weeks
Oh, you already applied. Nice. Best of luck man. I can't imagine you'll have any issues, but with Kushner running our immigration policy, you never know. But you managed to get a woman from the masterrace to agree to marry you, so you can't be a complete sperg. And if it's bad news, you can always get some brown shoe polish and reapply as a poo. They'll pay you to come and set you up with a cushy IT job in Cleveland if you do that.