SHIEEET

>go to your room
>see this
Wat do you do Jow Forums?

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Send it to Germania as always

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fpbp

Call the Marfan Association

Wonder where my jew shrine and furniture went and close the door

Invite it to my study group on 1920s fascist literature.

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This is your dad after 5G
Just be nice to him.

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Stomp its head to death for trespassing private property

>"...Let me tell you about the Jews."

Be stunned for a second until fight or flight kicks in and I stomp its lanky ass into the ground.

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That thing would have unbelievably bad arthritis. Being lanky fucks up the division of your weight between your joints and degrades them.

Find a hole to rape. Did you really have to ask?

Say hello to him, seems nice guy to me

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Call SCP immediately. That should not be out of its cage

>play Russian anthem on my phone
>fuck this creature in the ass
>bite the head off and drink some vodka after
>mission completed

Send him back to Somalia where he came from.

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Based and SCPilled

I don't know fucking shoot it like I do the rest of my problems
go to /x/

Try to have sex with it.

How is this related to politics?

Ask him to do a dab.

I fuck its throat

>t.retard

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Quiet, yid, as long as we say we're gonna red-pill it on niggers all will be well.

send him to Jow Forums so he can go gorilla mode

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Hope it didn’t see me see it.

>t.virgin

*unzips dick*

>Ayy where are the Galactigates Xahnald

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Was a good creepypasta. How would you recapture something like that?

>rape

>play Russian anthem on my phone
>phone dies because no electricity
ftfy.

i unironically would have sexual relations with any aliens, ghosts, or monsters that decided to sneak into my domain

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Redpill him on the Jewish problem.

Leave /x/ and start lurking Jow Forums

iirc once the special forces team figured out that they can’t see it with their own eyes, they netted it after backing it into a trap. It’s gets hulk strength when someone gazes upon it or something.

do a 360 and walk away and never return

>phone dies because no electricity
>singing anthem by myself

no problem, burger

What happened to you, Mr. Teddy?

lel