COMMIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO GET BTFO!
WILL YELLOWSTONE BLOW?
BETTER OPEN YOUR HEART UNTO THE LORD NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
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>Revelation 18:10
10 Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.
>Psalm 46:2
Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea;
make it a 9 and you have yourself a deal
SEE YOU DOWN AT ARIZONA BAY
Don't you faggots dare take the rest of us with you, you've fucked things up enough already for multiple lifetimes.
>Greek
>White
rolls for a dam to blow
Dubious claims, man of the west. I'd Iike to see you survive THIS
>Mountains and Ocean within two hours of my house
Feels good.
pls user, my dick can only get so erect.
Please earthquake Chan kill all the Californians
I hope this happens
I am in a safe zone and all the filth would get cleaned out
Sink motherfucker
When did they start predicting earthquakes?
Also isn't there pretty much always a statistically relevant likelihood of an earthquake in CA? Are they going to use this to steal the guns?
Normally, the energy from these quakes would dissipate eastward, into the midwest, but that's not happening; the energy just keeps building up pressure. The quake swarms are actually moving WESTWARD TOWARD THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT LINE.
California is fucked and if any patriots are there, pack up what matters most and drive east. Las Vegas, Phoenix, where ever. Get out before the SHTF, because it's probably happening today.
When they realized the pattern of quakes was deeply concerning and that the public should be eased in to thinking that there could well be another pretty big one coming up.
Is this larp?
>one hour
>literally hundred millions of hours ofdegenerate California where God failed to make it explode
You cannot predict earthquakes within the time span of 24 hours and OP did not post a source. He is trolling you.
It's not a prediction, just the ramblings of some fuck on youtube that enthrals the tinfoil hat types.
>Leviticus 12:4
And lo! The earth shall crumble into the sea sometime around the year of our lord, two thousand and nineteen whilst the true niggas four twenty blaze it faggot
What is Trolling? For a hun-red.
He did predict the 2 previous ones. If a 7+ hits in the next few days, I'm a believer.
God that would be the best. Too bad it won't happen and climate change is exaggerated.
>ywn troll for striped bass among the ruins of Manhattan
Fake jews news
Yall posted a thread the other day about a 8.0 quake hitting California and you niggers were wrong. I‘m never gonna trust you again. Fuck you!
So, when will Coso volcano erupt?
Based and hickspilled
I didn't feel a shit, you guys are so exagerated with earthquake, I literality survived to 3 earthquake of 8.3 and I don't feel like I will pee on my pants for another one
Protip: if you detonate a nuke underground you can cause an earthquake at precisely whatever time you like
Is probably move up a climate zone, I’m so ready
Great, so we'll have to give them even more federal aid for their illegal immigrants
Earthquakes are literally nothing in developed countries unless they're above 8.5 or happen right off the coast so that they cause a Tsunami
>moving WESTWARD TOWARD THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT LINE.
>Even when the big one happens, it won' sink all of commiefornia
>but the ocean won't be polluted by a the Californian crap slipping entirely into it
It's conflicting
>epicenter is smack dab on top of China Lake
>Navy weapons testing base
really makes you think
California doesn't even have real earthquakes anyway like we do in the East. *crack* The 2011 Virginia quake *sips* now that was a real shaker
Where did you grow up? Because you're sure not a native English speaker.
richter 8.4
I buy wild-caught Atlantic fish from Canda. Thx bros :)
It happens in 6 hours
Tfw this place is you and nobody else 15min$ilence.
right, I would have expected someone to notice the digits. Probably because I've been shitposting about Cali exploding for a few days now.
It's poor form to witness your own digits.
> let the water wash away your sins.
The reckoning has finally arrived!
very few places are capable of a 9. a repeat of the 94 quake would btfo LA if it happens now because of the infrastructure problems + homeless zombie hoard. pray for a 7.7, it's funnier.
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fuck funny I want this state to burn
Yep, I remember when this was supposed to happen a week ago; it's not happening, and no amount of Jewish boogeymen or environmental conspiracy theories is going to change that
This looks so perfect
>Earthquake warning
There's no such thing you utter retards
t. San Franciscian
>EARTHQUAKE
>WARNING
why are trolls so stupid?
Increased tectonic activity is an indicator of possible future activity
An island will float away
???
Where are the proofs?
No more happenings for awhile, I'm afraid
shut up leaf the next week is practically going to be hell for most of the world
>true niggas four twenty blaze
I will light the sacred incense so that the smoke might travel up to heaven and please God
Well frens. I work in Orange County on the top floor of an 11 story building. It swayed noticeably on Tuesday when there was a tiny 2.5 aftershock over 200 miles away.
Guess I'm fukt today. Its been fun.
Tried to escape twice already but it didn’t pan out. Too late now.
fake news
Ohio here. Nothing touches us unless the new madrid fault goes
I live in Kern County, much closer than you. You're full of shit
>Within two hours
The problem is each is only 20 miles away.
Revelation 18:10 just flew over my steppe land.
my old dog has been freaking out all night long at nothing maybe she can sense something
And nothing of value was lost.
Wish i were pal. Downtown santa ana at 4:12 on tuesday. Me and the secretary felt it. Thought it must have been big. Found it in usgs a few minutes later. Only a 2.5.
Guess you don’t understand building physics
>waah, i'm literally shaking
get a fucking grip, cucks
fake and gay and yet not a single retard has questioned it
how can we fix Jow Forums?
Fake and gay.
Did you feel that quake in DC some years back that threw a shockwave across the bedrock? I wouldn't have felt it if I weren't 8 stories up. It was the strangest sensation, as if some major structural support had just given out and the whole building was going to sag in on itself. I don't know if it went all the way into OH or not, but it at least got close.
I was in a meeting with my boss and he bertstared at me for freezing up several seconds before saying
>oh, that's an earthquake!
And then he got a call from family near DC.
Eight words into the body of the post: muh Yellowstone. Into the trash it goes.
>the only thing that can stop us superior Californians is natural disaster
>Jow Forums wishes Chadfornia sinks into the ocean because of #HaterGade
LMAO, pathetic. 7.5 will only happen when your mom falls off her bed.
There will be no escape. 10.0 Earthquake in California is coming soon. Leave now, before it's too late.
What the fuck is a 7.5 earthquake warning? Why do you faggots feel the need to lie constantly?
Make it a 666.0 and we will have a deal, Satan. I want to feel California's destruction from Ohio.
you will feel a 10.0 from Ohio
sweet. hopefully it's a 10.0 in new york too
Yeah most people don’t have a problem with this.
Yeah most people don’t have a problem with this.
Do not send them to my childhood home! God dammit we’re already swarmed with these faggots. I’m sorry Midwest but I’m coming. I can’t stand these Cali fags and they won’t stop coming.
666.0 will rip apart the entire solar system... hell yeah!
11.0 or bust.
theres no warning because the people in charge are either incompetent, or (((purposefully))) hiding their ability to predict earthquakes.
Hold on tight to your loose asshole, sodomite.
nice (((post)))
btfo
3-4 small ones produce a big one. If you have 3 or 4 7.1 i could only imagine how the big one will be.
yall neets be sure to stay at home and watch the tv waiting for the day to justify your pathetic life
And it won't happen this time either
Well, this is it Jow Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. mU
Live stream link + further explanation:
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Nobody cares, be ontopic for fuck sake kraut are doomed anyway.
>pr doesn't get swallowed up by the water.
X
>Psalm 46:2 - Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea;
>46 and 2 is the title of a track from the Tool album Aenima
>also on this album is the song Aenima, which the album is named after, which has the iconic lyrics "learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay" in reference to California sinking into the ocean
What did God mean by this?
Maynard is god
Fuck off nigger
Deal with it
They have earthquake warnings now?
Also Yellowstone is like 1000 miles from there
You don't understand how things are interconnected
