HAPPENING: Jow Forums will be interviewing Bagel Midget

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I called Chris and pretended to be a journo from vice. Asked him if he was an incel and shit.

Scheduled an interview with him in a couple of hours, PLEASE I NEED HELP.

WHAT THE FUCK CAN I ASK HIM??

Vocaroo related was our phonecall, sorry for potato quality

>vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0

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>how many women he has slept with
>how big is his dick

What tips can you give a guy to get laid?

Ask him if he supports white nationalism

we need to how much coochie he has gotten

Ask him if he’s going to see the new little mermaid

Bruh what the fuck lmao

Who?

Ask him if he'll be boycotting Kosher food now that he was assulted buying (((bagels))) in protest at his treatment.

kek. Will do
Alright, anons I need you to get your thinking caps on.

Phrase this question in a way a journo would ask it.
Something like
>How would you respond to critics accusing you of being a white-supremacist sympathizer and a misogynist ?

who?

>make manlet joke at the start
>see him tilting and flipping
>record the meltdown for Youtube keks
Please user.

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lose weight

Ask him, would you describe yourself as a persecuted minority/group due to your height?

lmaoooo.

youtube.com/watch?v=lOlDfcWmsug

OK, more of this anons.
Good job OZ

act crazy. accelerate accelerate accelerate

His views on the Epstien Clinton scandal

Btw how the fuck did you get this guys number?

bump

Spoonfeed me shit to say plz.

He posted it on his youtube channel for media inquiries

Does he even lift

"I just have a few short questions for you"

Asks him if he visits right-wing extremism affiliated sites such as reddit.

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Yup, this one's going in

What’s his channel?

yes ask him how much he bench presses

START OUT LEGIT, ask him about his grievances with women, what tilted him over the edge, if he's been back to the bagel place. Then start to go off the rails a little, see
Then just fuck with till he hangs up, like asking him what it's like to be 4' tall in a 6' world, why he has such a short temper, when does he plan to shoot up the bagel joint for heightism.

What is his view about President Trump and his agenda for the US? Please add this to you questions.

Ask him about civil rights for short men and talk about him being like Martin Luther king but slip up and say midget luther king.

Ask him if he labels himself as a right wing neo nazi

you could ask him about having to sniff farts all day or you could just ask him about totally unrelated politics the entire time because it's funnier

Once again, Jow Forums is doing the job the fake news media won't do.

T H R E A D T H E M E
youtu.be/8M7pL6ucR9A

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doing gods work, OP

ask him if he believes there is a jewish agenda against men of his size

Very professional user, you sounded legit.

I really hope you live in NY or NV because recording a phone call without someone's knowledge consent is illegal. NY and NV have a 1 party consent. Meaning only one party has to consent to the call. You all are a bunch of incel faggots. Go get laid.

Ask him "what are some challenges you face in life, being a manlet"

Also, ask him.

Do you sympathise with groups such as Incels?

Would you consider people of average or above average height as privellaged?

What sort of dating apps/sites have you used?

What are some examples of things women have said to you that you would find offensive?

That’s all I got for now, sorry Lebanon bro

Based Lebanon bro. Ask him about the 80/20 rule, and how 80% of women compete for the top 20% of alpha males. Ask him how he feels being completely left out of the modern mating pool.

tell him the overwhelming hatred has come from niggers and try to get him to start a race war

put me in the screencap.

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Manlet rage.

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at the end of the interview, tell him "HAHA THIS WAS ALL A JOKE. ITS ME, IM THE GUY FROM THE BAGEL SHOP MOTHERFUCKER. IM THE GUY WHO PUSHED U DOWN AND CALLED U A MIDGET. IM NOT ACTUALLY A JOURNALIST. WHATS UP MIDGET BOY???"

Then get his response

hes clearly from lebanon, retard

Nah. I'm 6' 1" and married. Also have a child. I'm all for knocking this manlet down a few notches, just not supportive of posting/bragging of illegal activities online. That's what niggers do.

> quite the opposite actually

Ask him about his socio-economic background.

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>START OUT LEGIT, ask him about his grievances with women, what tilted him over the edge, if he's been back to the bagel place. Then start to go off the rails a little, see
Thank you user. Wrote all those down.

Will share the draft in a bit

Yeah, VPNs and switching your flag for posts aren't real.

I don’t think he knows how this place works desu

Ask him if he ever plays basketball

Well, this is it Jow Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. st

Live stream link + further explanation:
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Well, this is it Jow Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. MD

Live stream link + further explanation:
pastebin.com/vffn9J1L

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tell him to get into mining/smithing. He might be able to find a qt bearded she-dwarf.

Good work OP. After you're done, kill yourself because you're no better than a roastie cunt on twitter.

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99% of vpns are blocked from Jow Forums and clearly based on his accent is a foreigner

get lost fag

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Awful strong cope post my dude.

ask if he belongs to the lollipop guild

Lmao ask if he is jewish

Fuck off kraut. You're just an attention whore.
Killing yourself is the pussy way out

Soak yourself in gasoline so you catch fire after you pull the trigger.

Don’t kill yourself bot.
>Leaf ruining everything

> ask about how his life was
> since when all of those stuff with being bullied for his height started
> if he ever had suicidal thoughts
> how he feels towards shoter individuals than him

Prince in USD

German flag

Hmm

Don't tease the guy. Ask him about the incident. Be sympathetic.

He's probably mentally vulnerable. If he suicides this site will be blamed, and it will be used as a weapon by our enemies to try and shut us down.

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Were you short as a child?

How do you feel about the word "manlet?"

>I called Chris
whom

Please ask him if he has any previous experience in the dramatic arts. I bet he was in plays as a kid, probably played younger roles until he was 25

My progress so far.

Keep em coming anons

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I have entered the timeline where
Jews can't meme.
Australia is known for quality posts.

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see
try to work that in somehow

manlet who went viral yesterday after he finally lost it in a bagel shop
youtu.be/NPWLiHNIrRE

If you start off with short, he might rage and end the call.

Idk lol

I'm legit lebanese. Can't tell from my accent?

Like the MSM would care about a little white guy killing himself.

everytime you see some faggot advertising their discord just report it
we can clean up this board one kraut at a time

>nassim taleb
kek

Ask him which one of the seven dwarves he most identifies with ?

based

Added
Elaborate please
added some of them
shoo shoo sympathy fag

>SHORT (scream this)
doesn't even matter if he hangs up right then, that's fucking hilarious

Is this gonna be on YouTube after recording? How can we watch this?

Ma boy nassim

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Ask him what it was like in that R2D2 costume

Can I make money off of this?
Please anons, I want e-shekels from youtube

Was just gonna post it to vocaroo

Ask if him if he believes he could take Warwick Davis in a fight.

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>how does it feel like to

If he says yes then follow up with this
>what are some challenges that you face on a daily basis? Do you think the government has a role in helping people such as yourself?
If he says no then follow up with this
>ok man let (manlet) me ask you this, what do you think the average person can do to help?

Do they let you ride roller coasters?
Do they let you into Senor Frogs?

Midgets know magikk though.

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if he starts getting angry just say "Listen here pal, dont get short with me"

if it was irl you couldve pulled a trump and said "Listen Chris, ive had you up to here *points to chest*"

Vice might get a wind of what you are doing. Put in vocaroo first, then YouTube?

youtube.com/watch?v=2XzFNLJIpUQ

>Nassim Taleb

I kek’d pretty hard at this, thanks leb-user

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Yup, gonna record first on my phone to make sure I catch it all. Will then post it here

Ask him if he owns any guns.

i say youtube it instead of vocaroo with a label of bagel manlet interview or something. People are searching him because he went viral so allow them to find your interview.

Had to come up with a name since I expected the number to be fake.
Was literally the first name that came to my mind, since I shitpost on Jow Forums