HAPPENING: Jow Forums has successfully gotten the first scoop on the Bagel Manlet incident

First thread:

First phonecall: vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0

Full interview (2nd phonecall): vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i

TLDR:
>Nice midget, was sexually abused as a child
>Bullied as a child
>Bullied by roasties and even assaulted for being a manlet
>Smokes weed everyday and extremely 420 friendly
>Likes the attention he's getting
>Doesn't like politics, nor does he support any party

I really like him anons. I hope all goes well for him. He's literally /our/ guy.

ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER, CHRIS MORGAN, AKA BAGEL MIDGET.

>Note: You are all free to post this to your youtube/bitchute channels, I don't require any compensation and you're free to make all the e-shekels you want out of it.
>All I ask is for you to include my country name in the title, so that I can get recognition.

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Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i
youtu.be/x5skLpByy2A
youtube.com/watch?v=e82F6Rns2iE
youtu.be/04bg9IC9N6w
vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i
BAMP

Great job leb-user

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i
enjoy it frens

So happy I didn't fuck it up

So, you didn't ask any of the fun questions?

ALL HAIL BAGEL MIDGET!
ALL HAIL BAGEL MIDGET!

I sure do hope no one here figures out who messed with this guy...that would be a travesty.

I did, listen to the interview

great job user

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Why on earth did you not type LebAnon

Thanks, Lebanon. Have a bump.

just listened to the whole thing big nothing burger

That was an awful thing to do to that manlet. He was such a nice guy. OP, you are a bad person.

Top Kek.

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Guess I'm retarded

M A N L E T U P R I S I N G

ALL HAIL BAGEL MIDGET

He was /ourguy/ all along

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>TODAY OP WASNT A FAGGOT
This is the shit why i come here man, thanks leb-user!

Can we keep the bagels out of this

Care to drop a couple timestamps of what you consider the highlights of the interview?

>inb4 Lebanese hackers hacked the 2020 election
Good job lad, you're an inspiration to us all.

Based OP, manlet whisperer

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MANLETS OF THE WORLD, UNITE

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Ayyyyy SCOOP SCOOP! Fuck the media.

Listen to this whole thing sperg

Bagel Manlet based and redpilled

Post YFW I get sued by Vice News and Nassim Taleb for impersonating them

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>manlet
>our guy
Pick one

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You're fine. It was a parody of Vice News.

doing god's work user

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I'm sorry, manlets are pathetic. his pathetic outburts is typical for a manlet.

disgusting. if you're not AT MINIMUM 5'8 as a male you need to neck yourself for the betterment of the species. 5'8 is still manlet tier though. 5'10 is the minimum acceptable height for a non-manlet. 6' is the minimum height for no height shaming.

>youtu.be/x5skLpByy2A

wow he admits to being institutionalized. we got a crazy manlet here. he needs to be put down.

>"I must have had 7 or 8 stations call me"
>Jow Forums gets the scoop

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Jesus, it's mostly dead air.

Did you ask if he will ever learn?

Srsly OP is really bringing me back with this delivery of winrar. feels like being in 2006/2011 all over again. If the israelis ever decide to start a second lebanese war I pledge to be the very first western memejihadi that volunteers. [JUST KIDDING I ABHOR VIOLENCE AND WOULD NEVER JOIN AN INSURGENCY OF ANY KIND]

Thank you, LebAnon

Have you seen any other interviews posted?

This is the first one. THIS IS THE SCOOP

Glory to Lebanon

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Calling out the obvious hypocrisy of women claiming "we luv for personality, not looks" is pretty much Jow Forums-like. But yeah, the raging and incel behavior was unnecessary.

No, only 3 mins dead air.
Since he was answering his door

>420 friendly
Sorry, but I won't help a degenerate no matter how friendly they are.

Lanklets seething because they can't be like the most powerful man on the planet.

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>HE DOES IT FOR FREE

youtube.com/watch?v=e82F6Rns2iE

>look at me
>i'm the mainstream media now

Cope some more, lanklet

You made Hezbollah proud

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Why is your english accent so American breh?

BASED LEBANON
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
FUCK MSM TRANNYS

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Watched a lot of discovery channel as a kid. Picked up the yank accent.

Am I an honorary burger?

LebAnon ftw. Great job. I like this Manlet.

>Vice attacks Jow Forums
>so Jow Forums pretends to be Vice and enters the media market itself

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>When some random Lebanon does a better job as a journalist than actual paid journalists

>half of them are black
AHAHAHAHA IM CRYINGH

They should have expected us.

can some based nigga pls just do a tl;dr of what this short nigga says

>If the israelis ever decide to start a second lebanese war I pledge to be the very first...
Eventho Jow Forums is a board of peace, im 100% on this with you burgerbro.

>right wing extremism sites like reddit and tumblr ahahahah

>you don't want to be on the receiving end of online trolls
KEK

Nigga please.

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Who the fuck doesn't prefer Asuka to Rei other than retarded 85IQ r*dditoids

t. wears 3 inch platforms to be taller than his 5'7 gf.

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Came up with this on the whim.
How did I do, anons?

>that pic
Fucking yikes

>"You in Long Island, Mr.Morgan"

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>smokes pot everyday
>explosive emotional outbursts and pathetic brainlet rationalizations

10/10 journalism.

Well played, Sir.

You did fantastic, leb-user. Get some of dat lebanese blonde kush and blaze for the day

youtu.be/04bg9IC9N6w

Based LebAnon! You shall henceforth be remembered as a hero!

Good stuff

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Considering you're not a journalist it's pretty neat.

>"a whole array of shit, and I just couldn't fucking take it anymore. Who would take it? I've had cars stolen from me... it just doesn't end".

He's a hero to manlets everywhere.

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Put me in the screencap, lads!

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Bravo Lebanon Bravo

Feel bad for the dude desu, can relate to life being frustrating and Im 6,1

Manlets are a laughing stock, really should just neck themselves if they do not grow to become 5'11" or taller.

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Good stuff. I was hoping for something about the Jews though.

It's time to stop the height discrimination. The SJW virtue signaling women will now seek out manlets.

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>coping this hard

Be blessed ma dude, you did great leb-user

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You did great lebanon, could have pushed it further but this was good shit. I like the little guy

Studies prove that short men are less likely to get angry, you are projecting.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0
Great job Lebanon

Eh, could've been better. See if you can call him again pretending to be CNN

Based

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Is this a pic of a party at Robert Dinero's house??

I wanted to bring up lizard people and jews, but he was such a nice guy. Didn't want to entrap him and get the ADL to ruin his life if he slipped up

you spoke real well leb-user

People who want to fuck their mother, that's who.

post his phone number

Why didn’t you just use the baneposting questions from last thread?
You could have been a legend but you just ended up sounding like a nervous teenager.

holy shit hitler was a manlet. this explains so much. i heard he was vegan too.

You made my day.