Why aren't you all satanists? Our morals and rules are far superior to the Christian counter-part...

According to Wikipedia, the first Satanic Statement is that "Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence."

No wonder people who follow this edgy nonsensical garbage are degenerates who have no sense of self-control.

How is it more "non sensical" than any other religion? And you don't research that kind of thing on Wiki-Fucking-Pedia.
"have no sense of self-control." Most exremists come from Christian/Islam believers.

The only people who don't deserve to go to hell are the ones who believe in Jesus. I swear you'd need to have a mental age of 3 to buy into this fucking bullshit.

Imagine dictating your life around a piece of literature

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Not "dictating", I use the morals and beliefs as my moral compass for when I have no idea on what to do or how to act.

>Our morals and rules are far superior to the Christian counter-part
you mean by being exactly the same, lame, communism, capitalism, christianity, satanism, all the exact same shit

>Christian invented physics
>Christian invented calculus
>Christian cures polio
>Christian created planes
>Christian created cars
>Christian created phones
>Christian created the Red Cross
>etc. etc.

And what exactly have you all contributed?

>GUISE THEY HAVE EXTREMISTS SO THEYRE ALL BAD RELIGIONS COME TO MY RELIGION THAT TEACHES YOU TO LITERALLY DO NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE AND BE A DEGENERATE

Morals are spooks and your beliefs are fucking retarded

Why not act as an individual rather than some fucking peon

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Jesus nd satan are the same thing, just different interpretations.

because only kikes are satan worshippers

O9A

>Why aren't you all satanists?
Because I am not an edgy 14 year old who thinks magic is real.
>Even Islam is superior to the shit-storm that Christianity is.
Such obvious kikery.

Ask why a Satanist why he's a Satanist. He says he's an atheist. Ask why he doesn't call himself a atheist he says to attack the Christians. Ask why if he's a atheist he has to attack Christians, he waffles.
There's a reason Satan is called the father of lies.

Because believing in an evil winged goat man with tits is fucking stupid.

Joy of Satan is the Truth.
Every other Satanism is false.
This link destroys the jew and his creations
satanslibrary.org/Rtrs/Final_RTR.htm
For more info click here because you can't find it on jewgle
satanisgod.org/

>worshipping a jew god

you are no better than the christcucks

Learn what Satanism is if you want to be taken seriously.

Begone Satan. Christ rules here

Nope. satanisgod.org/

Except they didn't.

>jews worship the adversary of the jews
>t. totally not a jew

No. Hail Sagan

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Because I'm not an edgey 16 year old.

in the bible it literally says that Jews are spawn of Satan you kike goat worshiper

Because satan is a jew creation and I'm not jewish. You jew.

Hmmmmm

Satanism is just another shit religion where you put a shit god on a pedastal. I created a new religion. I call it. Shitism. So the premise of this religion is this, the world is a giant pile of shit. We suffer endlessly and ceaselessly without any true inherent meaning to this suffering, there is much cruelty and inequality, we live our lives at out jobs and never overcome our problems entirely, most never reach there full potentional or achieve their dreams. And we are creatures that just rose up one day out of this pile of shit and came to understand it as such. We invent religions who worship the shit god who made all this shit the way it is. I call this the shit pill. I invented the shit pill. So just live and let live and love and enjoy the most you can is the ultimate goal of shitism. I shat out the shit pill. AAAAAAH THE SHIT PILL. THE GREATEST PILL OF THEM ALL. A PILL OF TRUTH.

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Bitch please, look how embarrassing it is to see the Rothschild kids bitch on twitter all day about Q.

Do you even realize how pathetic that is when you’ve owned the earth for 400 years?

I’m surprised the older members even put up with that, absolutely pathetic.

At least go down in flames with your convictions. Nothing but cowards and liars.

>its true cuz a book written by jews said it, but when it says that salvation is of the jews or to hate your self it doesn't count
Are you an NPChristian or a Schlomo? It's not, the vedas tell about Satan under the name Sanat Kumara.

pfft, rules and more dogma, faith is creator

>ur edgy cuz u don't worship jews

>Why aren't you all satanists?
I'm not an evil, subhuman non-White Jew that wants to go to Hell like you are.

>unironically thinking the being called THE FATHER OF LIES is a better moral teacher than Jesus Christ

Jack off to kiddie porn some more, you fucking degenerate.

>THE FATHER OF LIES
He's literally the adversary in Hebrew which makes Him opposed to the lies of Jews, Christians and Muslims.
In sanskrit Satan means Truth, the father of lies is Jewish bullshit.

>moral teacher Jesus Christ
He STOLE:
Luke 19: 29-35
Luke 6: 1-5

He ADVOCATED and ENCOURAGED MURDER on a whim:
Luke 19: 27

He was one of the worst hypocrites that ever lived.
Matthew 5: 19
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Matthew 10: 34-36
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father and the daughter against her mother and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
The Nazarene condemns righteousness and works against it- see the other scriptures on this page.

Matthew 5: 11
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

This is blatant of the Nazarene's hatred of humanity.

The Nazarene preached self mutilation:
Matthew 19: 12
12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

A "eunuch" is a castrated male; in other words, a male with his balls cut off. The Catholic Church routinely castrated young choirboys in order to prevent their voices from changing.

>O9A
KEK. I had a look at some their writings and they were essentially RPG manuals. Like seriosuly, manuals for a fucking LARP. An actual live action role-playing game! Shit was fucking hilarious. Just thinking about the absolute chuunis who'd take it seriously brings me hearty chuckles.

This.

Here is a Wikipedia article on Satanism: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chunibyo

Required reading.

What,,, They did not do any of that... They just made everything slower trying to eliminate any science against their beliefs

i am

Oh? But I am satanist. I worship the devil on a daily basis, I watch anime and read manga based around demons and magic to practice my japanese, and to maybe learn spells/curses. I wear all black clothing, and own many different variations of swords and knives, because ninja's are pretty satanist too. I've dabbled in the occult and know about 3 different ways to curse someone. I also practice alchemy and after 5 attempts I actually turned something into gold. Since I became a satanist, my IQ has gone up at least 30 points, and now sits at a comfortable 152 (I checked myself). My favorite thing to do is to wear my black and red pentagram shirt and going to a christian church with my family and laughing everytime the preacher says jesus' name! Being a satanist is so cool guys, you should give it a try.

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Hail brother!

Chaos magician here, AMA, and even I think satanists are fags.

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Satanism is misunderstood Gnosticism.

Have fun praising the Ego when you should be praising the Self, God Within.

Same shit, but instead of the spirit, you lust after the temporary illusory physical senses.

Instead of the eternal bliss and the connection with All, you separate yourself and are nothing more than a clump of matter, and an animal.

My thoughts too fellow ruski

Greeks and swiss did all this

well the giant bearded guy is controlling everything, satan was something he made and he destroys, that's why there is no point being on satan's side

I do praise my god within, that's why I became a Satanist, "You are your own God", I'm not a believer of magic or things like that

Why don’t you worship Mickey Mouse, fuckface?
Kill yourself, loser.
The days of your kind are numbered.

Based and wise.
And if that’s not good enough for y’all “deep”, “philosophical” fuckfaces, then you can always be a Pastafarian and worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ‘cause that makes more sense than worshipping Jehovah, Satan, Buddha, Kali, or the fucking “God Within”.

Based and wise.
And if that’s not good enough for y’all “deep”, “philosophical” fuckfaces, then you can always be a Pastafarian and worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ‘cause that makes more sense than worshipping Jehovah, Satan, Buddha, Kali, or the fucking “God Within”.

Tsc, why all the rage? Did I hit a nerve?

I'm not Indian and don't believe in Sanat Kumara.
I'm not Norse and don't believe in Loki
I'm not Greek and don't believe in Hades.
I'm not Italian and don't believe in Pluto.
I'm not Egyptian and don't believe in Set.
but if you want to keep worshipping your Jew fallen angel go right on ahead but don't try to slack it off on non jew cultures; alot of religions have an evil god and youre not only choosing to identify with evil, you've chosen to identify with jew evil.

You don’t make ME nervous, freak.

> I don't make you nervous
Then why you unleashed your mighty rage just for a post? kek
>freak
Why tho?

Yeah pretty much. I feel like the case Satanism makes is "Why not just be an animal again?"

Can’t I express myself, freak?

Upvoted! Hail Satan! Shēmham lohash.

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I have just as many rights as you do, freak.
You’re not better than me.

And that pic is gay.

There exists no non-religious reason why any moral claim is true. But satanism is a religion so they could have reasons why moral claims are true. For example believing that it is morally good to sacrifice virgins to Satan. From a non-religious point of view it is neither morally good (something people should do regardless of whether they want to do it or not) or morally bad (something people should not do regardless of what they want to do) to kill virgins. Satanists might view it as morally good because it goes against Christian morality and might have reasons to believe it is the case.

Laveyan satanism is a form of satanism that doesn't have morality. They don't believe any moral claim is true. There is no Laveyan satanist that believe people should follow those rules if they don't want to do it and benefit from not doing it.

Hey, I didn’t know Satan has boobs.

Satanism is an acceptance of Judaic premises and symbology but inverted. Doing the OPPOSITE of what a lunatic tells you can be just as crazy as doing what he tells you. Paganism or rationality is better and more of a threat to the system because it seeks something outside of the Abrahamatic context.

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

Then you are more Christian than Satanist.

Satanists are sodomite pussies