TLDR: >Nice midget, was sexually abused as a child >Bullied as a child >Bullied by roasties and even assaulted for being a manlet >Smokes weed everyday and extremely 420 friendly >Likes the attention he's getting >Doesn't like politics, nor does he support any party
I really like him anons. I hope all goes well for him. He's literally /our/ guy.
ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER, CHRIS MORGAN, AKA BAGEL MIDGET.
Can I get a quici rundown on this bagel eating midget?
Jaxon Bell
I MADE A THREAD ON /b/ BUMP IT goys
Cooper Lewis
yikes fuck /b/. It's the 3rd worst board on here. Jow Forums is the best Jow Forums is second although I made 10k off link so maybe I'm bias.
Blake Thompson
This is what happens when white men are pushed aside and treated like garbage while ugly poor women are shoved to the top and given preferential treatment and sympathy everywhere no matter how badly they behave or act.
If this manlet were a chick, and was disrespected and threw a fit over it, she would be hailed as a hero for standing up to misogyny.
His name is Chris Morgan, he's an angry and easily irritated manlet. He was filmed ranting about roasties rejecting him in a local bagel shop, then got tackled by a white-knight lanklet for no reason. Normies and roasties were calling him an incel, misogynest and all the buzzwords, so I got to the bottom of it myself and interviewed him. Turns out he had a pretty rough life, was even sexually abused as a kid. The man reached a point and snapped.
Kind of reminds me of sky king. Anyways, listen to the interview, pretty dope.
Pretended to be Nassim Taleb, a journo from vice, to get him to talk to me lol
Parker Bennett
BASED LEBANON
Joseph Stewart
>“My phone is blowing up like the president,” Morgan told The Post. “I haven’t even got to my friends.” >And Morgan says the rant seen ’round the word has suddenly changed his luck with the ladies. “I got girls hitting on me I don’t even know,” he said. >Morgan, who is living in his van, told The Post that he already filed a police report and wants to press charges against the man. archive.is/Zx64d
Living in a van and having his own business will make it harder for the Twitter mob to target him.
>so basically since the dawn of humanity, Is history so sad in Poland?
Norwegian history is not depressing, since most people looks to have lived fairly good.
The biggest bad thing that have happened was the black death, but once that was finished, life was pretty good until Napoleonic wars, where 8000 Norwegians died.
Elijah James
>our guy >perpetual betacuck faggot
Yea, no.
Thomas Foster
>Cubicles are god tier compared to open office I would not know that, since both things don't really exist here in Norway.
Jaxson Morgan
he's short, it's his only shortcoming.
Hudson Martinez
That's sad. They're called offices. It's where you work to earn a wage.
Kayden Brown
There is one question I that have lingering in my brain. What are we gonna do with the girl who recorded and made fun of Chris Morgan?
See So many small fry guys ITT. Who knew so many browed Jow Forums. Oh yea I forgot the majority of Jow Forums is HAPA manlets and other types of brown misery people.
"Before my father died, he said the worst thing about growing old was that other men stop seeing you as dangerous…I’ve always remember that how being dangerous was sacred, a badge of honor. You live your life by a code."
If you can't sympathize with someone who is, by no fault or personality flaw, deprived of being looked at as at all dangerous, you probably arent much of a man.
When are you fags going to start doing public freak outs for memes in honor of this manlet?
Jordan Rogers
since the dawn of the industrial revolution*
Jacob Moore
>Bagelet
Robert Hill
He's not dangerous though, he got taken down by a softbodied, emotionally unstable lummox. Your father died too young. Sounds like unhealthy traits run in your family. I'd live carefully if I was you.
Christian Morris
That's my point kiddo. Most tall guys arent dangerous either. Pound for pound most shorter guys can fight better than lanklets, but the perception isnt there.
So dangerous or no, you go through life with people acting like you arent a threat and thus getting no respect. Sad times.
Evan Thompson
Is that PEPE spraypainted on the bottom of the seps?
Josiah Jackson
>Is that PEPE spraypainted on the bottom of the seps?
It is. Meme magic in action.
Carter Sanchez
Awful lot of words avoiding "my unhealthy dad died young, passing those genes on to me, but I still have opinions about manliness." Strong cope small fry. Feel better.
Cooper Gray
My fucking sides have blasted off into orbit
Jackson James
thats a goldmine, this man has got comedy talent.
Connor Johnson
Awful lot of effort to denigrate a stranger on their height so you can feel big. Im guessing you were picked on a lot when you were younger- or possibly still are.
Alexander Foster
>That's sad. They're called offices. Yeah. but offices have offices in Norway.
To explain a bit more, white collar workers usually have a room in the office where they work, and then there is a window, and you can close the door, if you want to.
A lot (not all of course) of taller people literally have nothing to them than height, so watching a short person tell them to fuck off is so viscerally threatening to their ego that all they can do is attack. It's a sign of weakness really, but socially it exhibits "dominance" in the moment.
He thought it would win him fame and fortune but no one even knows his name.
Ayden Wilson
I don't need to feel big. I am big. His Napoleon Complex is sickening. You can see in his YouTube uploads that bullying mentally scarred him and he takes any opportunity he gets to bully and annoy others. So fucking sad dude.
Jordan Nguyen
>hopefully he can move out of his van How do burgers manage to live in a van?
Is there a whole service industry catering to them that makes it possible?
Dylan Green
kikel manlet
Nicholas Turner
Because he wanted pussy.
Justin Myers
Oh shit. Part two just won my heart over. Hail the manlet!
Colton Bennett
based and bagelpilled
Connor Kelly
great job troll lebanon
Josiah Miller
manlets cannot be our guys, they are jews in every way except heritage
Gavin Smith
Sure he does. That has nothing to do with you being a loser who, as you just reaffirmed, has nothing going for you but being tall. Tell me again how big you are?
So just to clarify, a mentally unstable midget is "your" guy? Someone you can identify with in a meaningful way? You are a genetic dead-end for was bullied their entire life and takes it out on random people in explosive tantrums? Noted. You sound like a fun person to be around. Feel better small fry.
Oliver Hall
The two vids of him yelling at the pajeets got yanked off his youtube just now. Did anyone archive them. I only saved the second part.
Christopher Cruz
It's a symptom of systematic oppression by the biggeroisie on the smoletariat. The lankitalist thinks himself your superior even though he's nothing but a simple parasite feeding on excess value. We must seize the means of reproduction through violent revolt. In order for a fair and equitable world.
Chase Reyes
Those people are lucky Romeo wasn't with his buddy at the bagel shop the other day
