Hillary Clinton just posted this

i don't speak illegal

Imagine speaking Portuguese and thinking Spanish is an ugly language. The fucking irony

Fpbp

It is all about the lisping
Spanish people covet the talent to lisp like a full blown gay person.

Sorry Jesus Chavez, you sound like a queer

Portuguese sounds like a faggot speaking Spanish with hairy balls in their mouth. It's literally a monkey language.

>US flag
>Heavily opinionated about the difference between Spanish and Portuguese

You have to go back.

I can't read American, but I want to guess what its says. Can people tell me how close I get

>1-no entrance on door
>2 - silence with the guards
>3 - don't sign documents / no signature
>4 - report that you've been grabbed
>5 - have a plan for escape / resistance

How'd I do?

yet Portuguese does not have a lisp
Lisping is queer as fuck...it is the early sign of homosexuality and you do it with pride.
It s literally considered a speech impediment.
You can't go through a conversation in Spanish without sounding like a dude that can take it in the corn hole with style

>Spanish speaker: let me show you how I can flutter my tongue on your ball sack

call ICE on the mother fucker LOL

you are ready to become American

And what’s the first thing ICE will say when they pick up the phone?

you call them first and let them know to lisp heavily

No hablo espagnol, puta.

Last one should say fight instead of resist.

Also wtf is Clinton asking illegals to legit fight ICE Agents?

>hurr durr look at me gaiz I can only speak English am I'm actually proud of that fact durrrrrrr

what fucking lisp are you talking about stupid monkey nigger. Spanish doesn't have a lisp, and it sound 100x more civilized than Portuguese monkey speak. Your language is LITERALLY a bastardization of Spanish, just like Portuguese people are just retarded Spanish people.

thoughtco.com/where-did-spaniards-get-their-lisp-3078240

you love the cock

fucking kek

tenerife-information-centre.com/spanish-lisp.html
You literally have websites that try to pretend it is not a thing HAAHAAHAHAHH

yet you can't say Barcelona without sounding like you want to get tea bagged

whoa dude, this random BR website really proves your point

stupid macao, go get shot in a favela speaking your mongoloid language

>5BLTgqXC
you have to go back to Mexico

No, because I'm American, but I'd rather live in shithole Mexico than in a Macao eating, Macao speaking, viokent, dumb, Macao populated "country"

Kek
First post subversive post

People already made several shops of this image months ago. They must be somewhere in the archives...

Is there a way to reverse image search a Jow Forums archive?

What, so I was quite close?

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Still infinitely superior to monkey land, faggot

Whenever a spic or group of spics starts talking in Spanish around me I shout NO HABLO NO ENTIENDO.

Greetings from California! Aprender español muy importante! Yo practico espanol con mi amigos!
Come aguacates por favor!

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I bet you were born Jesus Juan Carlos Espinoza but you have your friends call you Jay.

You hide your mexican heritage by avoiding hot peppers and became a homosexual activist to hide your roots. You probably teach fellatio classes because your family is a "noble lisping family from Barccccccccelona"
LOL

Only Euros lisp. Mexicans make fun of them for it.

Really this just shows we need to give ICE MORE power not less.

>implying it's based for an American to only speak English
You have to go back, Paco.

it is such a fucking primitive language
They are such animals that they don't say "I love you" but "I need you"

Imagine not having a word for love

you should open fire

true but those uppity "I am from pure Spanish Mexican roots" love to lisp.

Fpbp

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based germanon comes through

not true
t. uppity "I am from pure Spanish Mexican roots"

BASED

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I love the retarded inverted punctuation marks at the beginning and end of a question/statement
You have to be particularly retarded for you to have to be reminded it is a question/remark.

nigga, spanish is portugese you dumb fuck

Abolishing ICE would make sure no one shares this.

I spent 6 months in Mexico on an exchange program.

You have those fags that pretend their shit does not stink.
They use the lisp when they say their family is from Barcccccccelona..they use the queer lisp.

Can't wait for normie news to report illegals
metaphorically gassing themselves with this. The tears, the salt. Glorious.

ok so write this on it
>cuando llegue la migra prende un porro gigante, los policias son alergicos a la mota y tendran que irse

We say I want you, and we do have a word for love, it's just less common. Also, Spaniards don't lisp, we simply speak Spanish properly unlike the greasy Mexicans who taught you

Was easier for me to learn French than fucking Spanish.

I fucking despise Spanish, it is fucking barbaric. Such a fucking stupid way to express yourself.

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>amor
fricking huehue
go eat cocaine in the jungle

Don't bullshit me bro...I can give you about 100 clips of lisping "high class" faggot Spanish speaker.

>uncommon to say I love you
of course it is uncommon, you are fucking animals that don't know what love is.

did a spaniard fuck your mom or what?
you need to relax man

go flay a rival, post it on bestgore
or use a chainsaw to behead somebody
that is how fucking lazy you assholes are, you need power tools to behead people

Just bants, don't worry about it.
I am mostly kidding..still hate to have to speak Spanish LOL

Updated with Ice number. tried to get the shadow as close as i could

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>illegal aliens using the 5th against law enforcement agents
wtf

awright, i'll come over later, just don't finish the coke, i like to be wired when I skin monkeys

Germany did it better, sloppy american fuck

Fpbp

Bring the peyote, I have the ayahuasca...we bond as brothers then do coke before we carve up our enemies

If you bring Tequila, it is a bonus

Not even remotely true, Macao

But you know what is true? You live in a shithole and are a shitskin.

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Translate this

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"habras" is misspelled

and I'm just curious wouldn't the 5th amendment apply to you only if you are a legal citizen?

The last point sounds a little aggressive, like she is trying to insinuate violence, I know she means to "fight back/defend" but here in Mexico "to fight" is more like a street fist fight with knives and whatnot (yeah that's a fist fight).

I'M ROTTING DOWN HERE, BRING THOSE FUCKERS BACK SO THEY CAN SUFFER ALONG!

But my dude, the lisp on Castilian is literally the most pleasing sounding form of Spanish.

> Not being able to use something as simple as Twitter

Are you fucking retarded dude?

I like your style, let us rake the leafs together

I apologize, you did your best on short notice...very commendable effort, especially if it causes Brazilian lice to be forced back over here so I can consume their souls

i'm trying to find the great shopped versions of this from a few months ago that were posted on Jow Forums. Anyone want to help?

if it is on the lips of a chick, sure...not on a dude

sure man, sounds like a plan

remember to post the real one with your 1488ilovehitler accounts and the fake one with your tumblr socks

Here you go, found this. Looking for more!

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teach me to cook Mexican food like your grandmother does and I will give you all the coke you want.

Yes.

from prison?

LOL

add: Gang Tattoos are a plus, they show you have an extended family...throw gang signs whenever possible

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It's amusing because as soon as a warrent is served the po-leece have you by the balls. You can kick and scream all you want, your going to jail.

arrest her for sedition, 100% dead serious, find her and arrest her for treason

Ohhhhhh boy

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Si llega un agente de imigracion a tu puerta:
1 abre la puerta. Se acabó. No tienes derechos.

2 puedes preguntar si tienen una orden de registro cuantas veces quieras...
no necesitan una.

3 citar leyes de EUA que no entiendes solo hará que las cosas sean peor.
la constitución le da éste poder al gobierno
ningun juez tiene el poder de pararlos.
estás allanando tierra extranjera. Esto es ilegal

4 cuando entran por la fuerza, la resistencia significa tu muerte.
dile cuanta gente hay en la casa y coopera silenciosamente.

5 cuando seas arrestado, diles donde están tus amigos y gente querida no creas nada de lo que lees aquí, no tienes derechos a un abogado

I was think how about me make one in the style of a fact check

Basically we take the real image and slap a big FALSE sign over it and say the number leads to ICE. Then we fact check it by sharing the image with the ICE number

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Shouldn't this constitute treason? She's intentionally trying to help invaders gum up the works.

I found it. Spanish is missing...

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If helping illegals was treated like treason then we wouldn't even be in this fucking mess.

Would be better to change it so the number 2 step is to "call immediately at this number and report"?

1. No abras la puerta (Do not open the door)
2. Reporta Inmediatamente (Report immediately)

then the rest of the steps...

Blurry Spanish. We need to find the clear one. It's somewhere in the Jow Forums archive.

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