Which one of you

No shit, you really did it.

Is this generation fucked in the head? Tell me about how today's sociopolitical climate contributes to millennial brain damage. Help me understand.

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Oh gosh this is gonna be worth getting on pay per view isn't it?

Me

Stop, I can only get so erect.

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They're just gonna microwave them with that crowd dispersal weapon then systematically arrest them all over the next 6 months using everything

Do it

10 people max will show up

Someone should livestream it

I want to see a livestream of this

This is so fucking funny

The aerodynamics and speed of the run will render any means of area denial technology utterly useless.

Why say the month it’s going to happen, the fuckers know and will hide everything...say nothing and surprise them

>the naruto run
fucking lost

They will move all of the ayylien shit by September.

What's the issue?
This is the most transparent administration ever

It’s a remote site. They’re not going to fly in.

There’s only like 4 roads to there. Seems pretty easy to roadblock. It’s a major security advantage of a remote site.

Besides spending money at the (((casinos))) what’s their plan I wonder?

>200K people Naruto run at area 51
Wow this what clown world means

cant catch what you can see

goodluck naturos

Motherfucker, our ancestors used to think rain was god crying, know bantz when you see it

>F*cebook event page
Wew, nothing originates on Jow Forums any more. Sad.

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They only need to shoot in the air once or twice and these millennial will start running. They could just fire a couple of bean bag shotguns in the air, so it looks better on TV.

Though desu, I wish thye would just machine gun them all, would be fun to watch.

Russiagate was some BS; but, i would say this smells of Russian, Chinese, or even some weird CIA hunnypot. If it is a foreign intel agency, they are probably shocked they got so much response and may think we are in Our death throws.

You think a bunch of facebook users are gonna manage to covertly organize thousands of people without the alphabet agencies noticing?

If nothing else, they (the air force) are gonna notice convoys driving towards the base. It's literally the middle of nowhere, there's no other reason to go to that area.

They all finna get jerbed in the face

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>200k fat autists doing that faggy anime run, sprinting across the desert, getting mowed down for trespassing
Bring your go-pros, faggots.

The jackal. They will literally keel over and shit themselves, curl into smallest ball from the pain of their insides being microwaved. Will bleed from ears, nose/mouth too.

Attend pussies

rare

Don't need to hide anything when you can just shoot the fuck out of these beta protesters. Not like they're going to fight back at all and if anyone complains just break out the ol' "national security" card to dab on all the journalists.

lmao you think that's millenials?

That shit's boomers

boomers are fucking O B S E S S E D with area51

Most millennials only ever think in terms of memes. That's why when something happens they only know how to react in canned responses or references. This mentality affects their judgement and assessment of everything else, too.

Of course no one is actually going to show up, and if they do it's just going to be a few hundred people who will wander around aimlessly and then leave after getting their photos for instagram and twitter.

Osama wills it.

If they attack those people wouldn't that start a revolution / coup?

I can't wait to watch this shit.

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>inb4 they do it
>inb5 they make it all the way to the base
>inb6 when they get there they find the gates are open for them
inb7 they all get into the middle of the base and look at each other puzzled "what now?!"
>inb8 one of them points at a hangar that has its entrance slightly ajar
>inb9 they all rush toward it, half trampling each other to get there first
>inb10 they get inside and the lights are off
>inb11 the lights get abruptly turned on "Surprise!!!1!"
>inb12 party streamers dancing through the air around a sign that says "welcome to the decommissioned area 51 museum"
>inb13 boomers rused yet again and they learn nothing from it

Screen cap this. Print it out. Laminate.

One way of disclosure.

Looks like the Taliban is joining the effort.

I wouldn't do or endorse anything so absolutely stupid, but the overclassification and secrecy in government has become an annoying problem for the tax payers and voters

We need some legislation in D.C. - not a hundred thousand retard march in the desert. There are still some secrets worth keeping too and blindly charging at all of them is dumb.

I've been on Jow Forums for to long, I thought they were going to get in there, the doors were going to close, and they were going to get gassed.
But your way is a better ending, cool story bro.

Yeah okay fucking bootlicker. Why would you not be rooting for this?

the army is gonna play the naruto opening over loudspeakers as they gun them down

>for the tax payers and voters
Whom the majority of are so stupid and apathetic that they will readily accept any lie told to them to explain away secret government projects
>We need some legislation in D.C.
Everyone in D.C. needs to be hung for their crimes before any sort of legislative solutions could even be entertained as being even plausibly effective, you stupid boomer.

Allah wills it bois

>and they were going to get gassed.
>ive been on Jow Forums for too long
I was tempted to walk the dinosaur but that probably would have went over your newfaggot head anyway

I'm on the east coast, if I was anywhere closer I would have.

>Falling for psyops in current year

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MICROWAVE THIS, ASSHOLES!

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>He thinks I'll get upset if he calls me a newfag
Here is a (you) for at least baiting a response

>200,000 people
All of those people are attending in spirit only.
I guarantee it that 200 autists are going to show up, get arrested and nothing else will happen

Think of the job openings after 200,000 millenials get machine-gunned to early retirement.

>he wants Jow Forums to be credited

Newfag get out.

Will people show up armed in case of alien fight break out? What would you bring to this?

it's not happening buddy

What's the distance between the start of the restricted area and the base? Even if these idiots showed up and the military left them alone I'd be willing to bet that 95% of them won't make it to the base before collapsing from exhaustion.

Nigga... These people covered it.
youtube.com/watch?v=89fVCVZYLYs

"Explore With Us" (This father and his three daughters) they explore places and crap. They shared that post and tons of people were wanting to actually go there it was originally a prank and things got out of hand now it's very plausible tons of people gonna show up to storm area 51 and probably get shot.

Better be a nefag than a weeb. I only found Jow Forums because I thought Jow Forums is Polish [language] board.

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alot
at least 12 miles or so

This is so good guys. We really want the feds to start gassing and shooting normies. Anything to further delegitimize the federal government.

???

They should storm A-51 and then send 100 drones from all angles and record as much as they can. Base will be confused as fuck lol

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I like your style user

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danke, newfag

Your move, Mr. Area 51 security team

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all the black budget shit got moved out of area51 20+ years ago. They'll probably open the gates and give them a fucking tour of a big fat nothing.

If it's like the 4th Great Ninja War, we can build the rest of the wall with their bodies.

>narutorunning to find aliens
>see friends and people get mowed down
>"alexa play Sadness and Sorrow"

9/10 OP almost got me to respond.

>He doesn't know about the space lasers

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the only naruto opening i remember is the shitty rapping one from either late naruto or early shippuden. were any of the openings good?

Guilty as charged.

>>mob of normies naruto running into area 51

well now I wanna join.

Fukkin checked
Fukkin saved

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