Czech Republic and Slovakia

They used to fuck but sadly broke up in the 90s.

Totally true besides languages.

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Most Czechs are Euro-Manlets, average size is 5.6" kek

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>because nobody who lived back then lives now
>nobody cares about things they didn't witness
Is that the atheist prostitute mindset?

Sandnigger confirmed. We are conservative and Čobols are our blood brothers.

>ultra-conservative
I've worked with women from there and I never knew a skirts could be that short and still be called skirts

You mad bro

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Czech autists on the Internet never cease to amaze me.
What was the last time you visited Prag, little conservative Cechacek?

czech rep. 5'6" for females, 5"11" for men
germanistan 5'5" and 5'10"

cope

pick up Nitra and Moravia. Also Gaulish history mentions the region.

Junge du hast Cringe gepostet

>Austria
Doesn't half of your population consists of the descendants of the people who got kicked out of Czech Republic lmao.

Yeah maybe 50 years ago. Now we are 80% Turkish and Bosnian.

>czech's are assblasted at slovaks for asking hitler to annex all of czechoslavakia after hitler took the sudetenland.
are we? i don't even know that happened, i just know we were occupied at one them, nobody here cares about this history crap or slovakia to be honest

Come home white man

I am half Turkish.

Sudetendeutsche. So what?

Slovakians are reasons why Dolfie hated Slavs. If all Slavs were like Czechs, German-Slav aliance would be ruling the world.

>Sudetendeutsch
More like slavs larping as Germans like most in Eastern-Germany. At this point Austria is less German than Northern-Italy or Northern-France.

Hitler would have protected us against degeneracy that is in todays society

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Slovakia has far less niggers.

Huh?

Correct. There would be a different kind of degeneracy. I ultimately don't believe that Nazies overcame modernity. They were just the best version of it.

Include Poles and it still wouldn't have been enough to defeat the Soviets and Judeo-Anglos, should've played the long game instead of sperging out and trying to get it all.

czechs passively hate us cause we wuz nazis n shiet
we like czechs and often racemix with their woman

AllxI wanna say is that I haven't met a single Slovak who had the self doubting Faustian spirit. They usually act either too familiarly or they are outright pretentious.

Isn't that because Slovakia was super agrarian and poor while Bohemia was urbanized?

There aren't any in both countries

We get along very well..specially since we have split.

Could this work?

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Slovaks are kobolds?

Correct. Bohemia basically consists of the area of influence of Prague. Prague was in middle ages called the city of stones and jews. Meanwhile Slovaks didn't really have sny identity till enlightenment.

>could this work?

Exports: Dildos, wiener dogs, penis extensions, missiles, fake eye lashes, Kangaroo tails, nigger criminal records, full length volumes of Crimes of the Jews.

Isn't it the other way around? Since your women want our money?

Your national anthem is one of my favorites.

they want our metro

we need you czech bros, we're too retarded to run a country
please take us back

Enjoy Čaputová, losers.

what a cuck

We don't need someone else to rule us, we need to get rid of capital city of jewislava and retarded mainstream culture

>Australian

>Nitra and Moravia
Nitra was absorbed by Moravia. Moravia later ceased to exist and its territory was incorporated into the Bohemian state, Hungary and Austrian lands.

We do along well. We like them, they tend to have mixed feelings about us. Some say we were oppressing them, some are thankful that common state saved them from Hungarian rule. But overall good. A large fraction of marriages is mixed, almost everyone has common anscestors. They're our largest minority, if you can even call it minority at that point.

I think they even have a law to forbid Czech language on their TV channels or something like that.

They even have a law that you cannot play a foreign anthem other than Slovakian.

What separates you two more than anything? Culture? You two seem pretty similar in almost every regard.

we developed separately, during the middle ages we mostly hanged out with Germany, while Slovaks mostly hanged out with Hungary.

let's bring Czechoslovakia back, bratia.....

>I am half Turkish

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mad, Ahmed?

Well, they are really religious, on the other hand I haven't been exposed to anything actually religious in my entire life. They're also more nationalistic, hence why they wanted to separate. But at the same time they vote in ultraliberal president while we're basically Putin-lite style. I don't know man.

I dont think so.Chechens are not Slavs but Arab/Mongol rape babies. Also Eastern Slavs are different from Western or South Slavs.Slovenia could easily join Slovakia.They are almost identical to us.Same goes for Czechs. Looks pretty funny though that map,like
some subhuman nigger´s intestines.

wanna make the V4 into a country?

VISEGRÁDSKÁ FEDERACE
VISEGRÁDSKÁ MONARCHIE

We can run our country pretty OK it turns out.Much better this way,both countries running their own affairs with their own budgets N´Shiet.

You can rejoin the motherland anytime, my Magyar brother :)

nice Székesfehértrips

Hitler would have killed about 50% of Czechs, the rest would have been brought into slavery or relocated into siberia.