>one shot at life
>be born like this
What would you do?
One shot at life
Not give a shit because what else are you going to do? Just enjoy it while it lasts.
sniff a bike seat
I'd shitpost on the build a bear forum's and tell kids where babies come from.
lose glasses
grow beard
get haircut
get raised shoes
get fit
acquire money
kill it
/thread
Live life...duh
become a Jow Forumsack
Fuck you this is mean spirited.
lasik
orthodontist
haircut
...
Race motorcycles
smoek nogrocks
if I looked like that I'd hedonism til it killed me
Get fat
get rich/famous and obtain everything anyways
or get heavily religious to invest focus elsewhere (can be applied to anything like interviewing kim-jung-un after u learn gook)
or AH
yes
>grow beard
Ouch, that one hurt
c'mon he's not that bad
>slav complains
This. Use your brain, work hard, and illicit the services of ladies of the night.
>All the things that go on on Jow Forums
> this is too mean spirited
You're too pure rusanon get out while you can
Simple...just use the reset button
>Please use warning before lead lobotomy
Growing a beard is the easiest thing you can do retard. I've been growing one since 8 years old. Since 10 I started to shave. I got sold alcohol and cigarettes because I looked over 18 when i was 13/14. Not hard. Just don't have too many female genes you fucking fag
cope
Be happy that you aren't Zippy the Pinhead?
>why yes, i'm british, how did you know, was it me accent?
Work the manifesto angle
Try my best, something like and when it inherently fails, begin studying rocket engineering, make a huge surface to surface continental missile, tie myself to it and launch into Tel Aviv.
blame the jews for my problems
It's what you make of it, OP.
Motherfucker in my pic was a Versace model and actor and got more tail than you can shake a stick at. Ugly as fuck, but he pulled it off. Some can do it, but only if they try.
The teeth are too good
Legend
Probably become a shemale and keep my dick.
Citizen Z is based.
Dedicate my life to mathematics
he looks pretty happy to me.
are you German? I'm surprised of your low comment.
Computer engineering and buy hookers and coke.
Theres a depressing thing about this, and other sexual predators who you see in picture and they're ugly in some bizarre way. Is it possible they became this way because of being ugly, people generally and women treating them bad? Could we have easily become like them if we were as ugly as they were?
race a sport bike professionally.
Vidya and porn.
It's not so bad now, actually. It would've been much worse 100 years ago
Attempt a k2 winter ascent
>one shot at life
Wrong. We are born an infinite number of times
>tfw 24
>tfw people tell me I still look 15, partly because of my beardlet genes
>tfw met women with more body hair than me
Focus on science and strive to help my species advance
i would try to set a new record for biggest amok run but i hope he doesnt do that of course
>buy hookers
>use a gloryhole
Yes
become a janitor on 4channel
Kek
get money. fuck bitches.
Hate women, blame the jooze, shit on boomers, that kind of things.
Shitpost on Jow Forums.
i bet he fucking SLAYS PUSI
Slay pussy
He's a homo in The Man in the High Castle.
Topkek
Kill self
/thread/
>>one shot at life
RONG
He has a beautiful smile. Warms me just seeing it.
>one shot at life
>be born like this
>What would you do?
Become the baddest motherfucker to ever set foot on the planet
I don't know.
I'm pretty good looking but haven't done anything with it.