/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Waiting Game Edition

Barry is on the move.
The storm rises.

Some Helpful Links
>trackthetropics.com
>tropicaltidbits.com
>weather.us/model-charts
>twitter.com/NWSMobile
>twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
>twitter.com/RyanMaue
>twitter.com/spann
>twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski

Some Sat links over the area
>tropicaltidbits.com/sat/
>rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_WP-3D_Orion
pastebin.com/vffn9J1L
levees.sec.usace.army.mil/#/
waterdata.usgs.gov/la/nwis/rt
wafb.com/story/1644744/river-flood-center/
water.weather.gov/ahps2/hydrograph.php?wfo=lix&gage=norl1
tropicaltidbits.com/
levees.sec.usace.army.mil/#/levees/system/4405000556/summary
youtu.be/uF2jIeJ2RUg
nwis.waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00065=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=07374510&period=7&begin_date=2019-07-04&end_date=2019-07-11
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Twitter is down friend.

All praise UKMET. Please come to Houston Barry while fucking up New Orleans in the process. 2 birds 1 stone

>this matters

It won't be the first time someone named Barry was a a disaster for the country.

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An image from 20,000ft above the storm system.

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You've posted that plane before, right? What's its significance?

Yes, its a p3 hurricane hunter

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That's the plane that gathers information on the storms.

little more info for ya

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_WP-3D_Orion

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Hurricanes Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Rain Like Nigga Its Just Some Wind Haha

Id's habbening
Why didin u listen?

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>Barry is on the move
thanks, Obama

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noooooo not the donuts!

Very blobular right now. Hopefully it starts getting into shape tomorrow.

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I suddenly have a goddamn windthrown tree phobia. if I didn't I'd sit comfy at my house but I'm thinking of staying with a family member.

It's a halficane

This 'cane will just snap/uproot trees at the absolute worst. No throwing.

I mean, uprooting would be even worse for my house wouldn't it? It's in my backyard.

Depends on the orientation of your home to the winds that will occur at your location.

AWOOO

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Sigh, things I can't predict. Guess I'm packing up

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Well, this is it Jow Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. UU

Live stream link + further explanation:
pastebin.com/vffn9J1L

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A hurricane is just a big counter-clockwise donut. Mentally drag that donut based on the forecast path and you'll figure out how the winds will be when it's over you.

>the virgin NOAA vs. the chad tropical tidbits

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Invest 93 looks like it's headed to make some backs wet.

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I'm not that smart :( plus, my sister lives near my emergency reporting spot for my job. Might be a good idea to go...

#utilityfag

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A few mad computer lads show it swooping through DFW.

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Go Barry, sink 'Nawlins.

Listen up. I'm sitting here, in central Louisiana, on a military drop zone, and there are 200 dudes who are about to jump out of a plane for their bimonthly airnorne jump. We got a frigging tropical storm, hurricane, cyclone, wtf ever they are calling it about to hit, and some tard thinks its a good idea to go skydiving. I can see the clouds coming. This is why I won't make it far in the military. "Hurricane coming to Louisiana? All right you fucksticks. Grab a case of mres, get some cases of bottled water, buy up some steaks and go home and enjoy the cooler weather before the shit hits the fan tomorrow. Tell your kids they're camping tomorrow when the power goes out and eat your mres and bottled water, cause when this shit blows over, we got work to do."

This kind of attitude is not allowed.
Instead, skydiving.

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Ah yes, I am alive and it's still looking like a big rain event. Hopefully NOLA floods and many people say it's very possible.

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A west-blowing wind would do it.

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Mississippi Gulf Coast checking in. its just rain and wind what is there to be concerned about?

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Louisiana checking in, EBRP

Central is stuffed with niggers.

Enjoy your swim.

Just rain, however for NOLA rain is a big deal and might flood the entire damn city with levees being breached.

Nigger man's socks will never be dry at this point.

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I am taking blue

yeah but new orleans always floods. its typical. I just don't see it as a big deal I suppose

No shit. Really? They are also a weird kind of nigger too. More unintelligible than most, still obsessed with fried chicken and drugs and rape, but, I have seen them cooking and eating things I would not feed a dog. I have been to a few other countries and eaten many things. You seriously have to find out what is IN a lot of dishes around here before eating.

Well but this isn't "oh it rained and now it's flooding" type of flooding.
It's more like "oh water is coming over the levees of the Mississippi River!" type flooding.

NOOOOO DONT HIT MISSISSIPPI PLS

>forgets pic
oh well

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what will everybody say when its a nothing burger tho

Eh I mean if this situation ends up not happening, then remember it's the first week of july, to give you an idea /AHSG/ for last year started on July 6th and you saw what that season gave us. There's still more to come and we're nowhere near the peak of Hurricane season.

Wtf is this? Who uses this many emojis in a serious tweet?

Any live streams up yet of the impending doom?!

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If it comes to Houston;yes. I'll drive to Galveston and risk my life for some kino entertainment

IT WON'T GO TO TEXAS GIVE IT UP

Haha your absolutely right. Pawpaw says the reason they moved the niggers across from baton rouge zoo is so they can feel at home with all the animals and monkeys hootin.

Pawpaw is a very gulf area thing isn't it? Mine was pawpaw too and he was over in Mobile.

Look at UKMET you dumb fuck.

this is UKMET-G.
wish i coulda saved the run as a gif, but this is the best landfall one. just start driving towards it now, better safe than sorry and miss it.

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>rainfall + storm surge + tide + high water level in Mississippi river
>It is very likely that the levees may fail and major flooding can happen.

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Tropical Storm BAZZAs definitely heading NORF

i think something that will set this apart from other storms hitting there in history, is the watershed saturation. its been saturated over a pretty long term now, thats the reason for the river being so high. but when the torrent starts, field capacity will be reached quickly, so the amount of surface flow is going to be off the charts. expect to see lots of shaking vertical video of granma getting swept away from off the porch.

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Anyone know if there is an online levee water level monitor? A local website or something?

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first for niggers cant swim

Rollin for a million dead niggers.

Army Corps of Engineers is the closest thing I could find.

levees.sec.usace.army.mil/#/

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i mean theres this
waterdata.usgs.gov/la/nwis/rt

but its clunky. you can click on the state map(a circle) and click the options for different stuff.
STAGE is what you want, thats the fancy word for water level

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Who was Barry Coldwater?

Thanks.
Here is what I came up with.
>Louisiana news station webpage of NOAA links for latest river stages and water level forecasts at multiple points of major Louisiana rivers
wafb.com/story/1644744/river-flood-center/
>NOAA tracking Mississippi river stages and water level forecast for New Orleans area.
>water.weather.gov/ahps2/hydrograph.php?wfo=lix&gage=norl1

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>mfw going to New Orleans and DFW next month
>God says NO
>can't have nice things

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No grab a case of Mountain Dew and do the dew

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Pro tip
All the funding for improved levies and pumps were pocketed.

NOLA is doomed

Will we see the Cajun Navy mobilize?

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>tropicaltidbits.com/ Levi has been a member of Wunderground tracking tropical systems since he was a kid. Good shit.

Here is the ACoE information summary for the New Orleans Left Bank Levvee on that site levees.sec.usace.army.mil/#/levees/system/4405000556/summary

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reminder that the government manipulates the weather.

youtu.be/uF2jIeJ2RUg

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Here is the USGS station for Mississippi at New Orleans nwis.waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00065=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=07374510&period=7&begin_date=2019-07-04&end_date=2019-07-11

funny you mention, i was just going thru the 5 day forecasts from might be a nothingburger flood wise but theres always the wind carnage

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What a mess.

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Houston can take it. There are some actual civil engineers operating in Texas.

I think that forecast graph is a key indicator for how bad flooding will be in New Orleans. If the water level spikes hard on the 13th anything can happen. If it hits 19' that will be 2' past flood stage.

kek deservedly checked

How much warter in this storm?

Up to 2' / 60cm

just a little.

Enough to worsh out

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storm sucks

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nawlins already flooded now

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>Current USGS station information for Mississippi at New Orleans

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F

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>mfw in Pensacola and just windy and cloudy all day but sunny again

Thinkin of grabby a cheesesteak hoagie and watchin the news. Who else Flocal?

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I remember being in /AHSG/ when Irma nutchecked Texas, what a ride to be user. Hope we get the same energy this time around

Moved from Pinellas county to Kentucky. Will never go back.

>Euro and GFS ensembles showing #Barry making landfall anywhere along the Louisiana coast.
>Heavy rain, flooding, and tornadoes will occur away from the center

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Proposed to end very near New Madrid (that's maa' drid, Yankees and foreigners) Missouri on Monday.

The dividing of the land?

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