Well, this is it Jow Forums >no gf >family hates me >poor as fuck >spent all of my life on Jow Forums Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you. Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. UU
A hurricane is just a big counter-clockwise donut. Mentally drag that donut based on the forecast path and you'll figure out how the winds will be when it's over you.
Listen up. I'm sitting here, in central Louisiana, on a military drop zone, and there are 200 dudes who are about to jump out of a plane for their bimonthly airnorne jump. We got a frigging tropical storm, hurricane, cyclone, wtf ever they are calling it about to hit, and some tard thinks its a good idea to go skydiving. I can see the clouds coming. This is why I won't make it far in the military. "Hurricane coming to Louisiana? All right you fucksticks. Grab a case of mres, get some cases of bottled water, buy up some steaks and go home and enjoy the cooler weather before the shit hits the fan tomorrow. Tell your kids they're camping tomorrow when the power goes out and eat your mres and bottled water, cause when this shit blows over, we got work to do."
This kind of attitude is not allowed. Instead, skydiving.
yeah but new orleans always floods. its typical. I just don't see it as a big deal I suppose
Xavier Martinez
No shit. Really? They are also a weird kind of nigger too. More unintelligible than most, still obsessed with fried chicken and drugs and rape, but, I have seen them cooking and eating things I would not feed a dog. I have been to a few other countries and eaten many things. You seriously have to find out what is IN a lot of dishes around here before eating.
Parker Flores
Well but this isn't "oh it rained and now it's flooding" type of flooding. It's more like "oh water is coming over the levees of the Mississippi River!" type flooding.
what will everybody say when its a nothing burger tho
Jason Nguyen
Eh I mean if this situation ends up not happening, then remember it's the first week of july, to give you an idea /AHSG/ for last year started on July 6th and you saw what that season gave us. There's still more to come and we're nowhere near the peak of Hurricane season.
Joseph Long
Wtf is this? Who uses this many emojis in a serious tweet?
If it comes to Houston;yes. I'll drive to Galveston and risk my life for some kino entertainment
Oliver Davis
IT WON'T GO TO TEXAS GIVE IT UP
Carson Brown
Haha your absolutely right. Pawpaw says the reason they moved the niggers across from baton rouge zoo is so they can feel at home with all the animals and monkeys hootin.
Carson Gonzalez
Pawpaw is a very gulf area thing isn't it? Mine was pawpaw too and he was over in Mobile.
Ayden Anderson
Look at UKMET you dumb fuck.
Lucas Ortiz
this is UKMET-G. wish i coulda saved the run as a gif, but this is the best landfall one. just start driving towards it now, better safe than sorry and miss it.
i think something that will set this apart from other storms hitting there in history, is the watershed saturation. its been saturated over a pretty long term now, thats the reason for the river being so high. but when the torrent starts, field capacity will be reached quickly, so the amount of surface flow is going to be off the charts. expect to see lots of shaking vertical video of granma getting swept away from off the porch.
but its clunky. you can click on the state map(a circle) and click the options for different stuff. STAGE is what you want, thats the fancy word for water level
Houston can take it. There are some actual civil engineers operating in Texas.
Dominic Martinez
I think that forecast graph is a key indicator for how bad flooding will be in New Orleans. If the water level spikes hard on the 13th anything can happen. If it hits 19' that will be 2' past flood stage.
I remember being in /AHSG/ when Irma nutchecked Texas, what a ride to be user. Hope we get the same energy this time around
Lucas Garcia
Moved from Pinellas county to Kentucky. Will never go back.
Justin Brown
>Euro and GFS ensembles showing #Barry making landfall anywhere along the Louisiana coast. >Heavy rain, flooding, and tornadoes will occur away from the center