Extraterrestrial life makes contact with earth and it falls upon Donald Dumbfuck to make contact.
How pissed are you?
Extraterrestrial life makes contact with earth and it falls upon Donald Dumbfuck to make contact
Hunter Nguyen
Levi Davis
I don't because extraterrestrial life, let alone intelligent one, let alone one with tech better than us, doesn't exists.
Easton James
Who knows, maybe the ets will be into McDonalds
Jose Bennett
can't you deal with hypothetical situations?
Gavin Brown
>It turns out to be a species of enthusiastic capitalists who are endeared to us as a result of Donald's shrewd business sense.
Ayden Parker
Could definitely be worse
Bentley Perry
Perfect man for the job.
He won't let some stinky extraterrestial refugees in.
They have to go back.
Julian Stewart
He will sales pitch the ayys into paying off our national debt, then fuck them over 4 years later in interstellar bankruptcy court.
Sebastian Garcia
Can't you deal with Trump being president? It's kind of pathetic how mad some people get knowing Trump is president. Especially foreigners. Relax bruh, he'll be gone in 6 years.
Jayden Baker
Well, to be fair, if it were Hillary, he'd have just tried to figure out how to give them citizenship so she could lock in the extraterrestrial vote for all time.
Christopher Green
ETs are never coming to earth. There would be zero reason to make themselves known to us.
Cooper Jackson
rollling for qt reptilians as first contact
Ryan Morgan
Why would I be pissed? Trump is as qualified as anybody else to greet alien visitors. It's not like there are experts at greeting aliens.
Evan Wright
I've seen that movie where they use music. I must say, 140 characters would be more effective
Camden Long
>Can't you deal with Trump being president?
bit of a leap of logic there, José.
Are you trying to feel offended?....because that would make you somewhat of a snowflake
Matthew Torres
Well, they were approaching. There's actual proof.
But for as of yet unexplained reasons though, they did a 180.
Somewhere around the 1990's radiowave event horizon.
Just a hard 180, and nobody knows why.
Connor Clark
LURK MORE YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS NIGGERS
Luis Johnson
You find an alien in your house making contact and probing your girl.
What do you do?
Gabriel Peterson
He will seal the deal for us and have us all euthanized.
Gabriel Thomas
kek
he would probably try to convince them to go in on a Trump-ET condo venture... then leave them holding the bag. Then they have to pawn off their technology to get out from under it.
Jeremiah Ross
Some alien races are with Trump.
I don't know whether they communicate with him though.
Noah Sanders
I play super smash brothers on switch with my new space friend
Dominic Adams
Not pissed at all. Happy to have an alpha in charge.
Nolan Cox
This
Grow the fuck up
David Smith
Film it, post to PornTube, make shekels, raise alien son, fly off to new worlds, etc.
Daniel James
lol dumbass you mentioned him in the first post mohammed
Jayden Howard
>Implying we haven't been in contact with aliens for decades
Asher Edwards
First contact is coming from my bolter
Landon Allen
smoke a cigar and watch.
Stream it on twitch for bux
Justin Taylor
Confident that he'll get us a great deal with them.
James Long
Liam Cook
Not pissed at all. Naturally there will be hundreds of my dilating tranny-kin there to protest whatever he's doing.
Caleb Cooper
what are you babbling on about, Alejandro?
Luke Reyes
I mean I didn't come here and ask how it feels knowing that you're being passed up for Kurdish cock. Willingly and unwillingly.
But here you are trying to pick a fight and then whinging back when you're called on it. In true british fashion.
But to answer your question: I'm totally fine with it. It better cements the irrelevance of the rest of your nation's, and if the aliens are friendly they'll probably assist in bringing the rest of you to heel under the banner.
Colton Perry
no spacemixing guys
Austin Peterson
What happened to all the UFO sightings anyways?
I miss them
John Butler
he'd be a much better representative than hillary or anyone else for that matter.
Dylan Foster
Except you dont know that.
Cooper Bailey
Oh man. You shills are contradicting yourselves into fits of ranting and raving. If my name was Juan why would I support Trump?
>You're a snowflake if you're offended!!!!
I'm not offended and you didn't answer my question. Can't you deal with Trump being president?
To answer your question: I think Trump would actually handle things quite well. He's always conciliatory unless someone is being openly combative.
Matthew Young
>spacemixing
Lost it.
Liam Cruz
Fuck off space kikes. We're full.
Aaron Foster
Kek
Jeremiah Ortiz
If we made contact for the first time it's up to the first person who meets them to express the Pythagorean Theorem using symbols, just to articulate that we have a rudimentary understanding of mathematics and don't deserve to be blown up for the space highway.
Xavier Thomas
Grab extraterrestrials by the pussy.
Daniel Scott
>Donald Dumbfuck to make contact.
Bad, but only because Jared Kushner would have access to the aliens first.
Ayden Foster
Send Jared in first. I like that
Adrian Diaz
>It's not like there are experts at greeting aliens.
what is the democratic party