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California 9.9 Earthquake Warning
Luke Mitchell
Nicholas Butler
IT'S TIME FOR A RUMBLING
Carson Sullivan
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Tyler Peterson
Embrace the Shake!
Carter Perez
>Get far far away while you still can!
They should simply secede.
Physically.
Into the Pacific.
Jose Young
DEATH TO CALIFORNIA
Jaxson Butler
Carson Richardson
It is not going to happen.
No matter how much I wish it will not
Joshua Collins
If this shit does hit, we're all dead.
Finally off the ride.
Logan Turner
like fucking roaches
Connor Perry
*Ahem*
Here we go!
Liam Peterson
Nothing will happen...also fuck kikes, spics, and niggers.
Wyatt Cruz
Good. Fuck California.
Asher Bell
THIS DESU
Aaron Jenkins
9.9
777777777777777777777777777777
PRICE KEK
youtube.com
Elijah Evans
9.9
Justin Thomas
shakey shakey cali quakey
Austin Lee
Dear Commiefornia:
youtube.com
Asher Brooks
I own property in the bay area, does regular el cheapo property insurance cover volcano and earthquake damage
Brandon Harris
Ryder Parker
i live in tucson. am i ded?
Ethan Jones
Matthew Morales
Flood damage is where they will get you.
>act of god
Oliver Davis
what did user mean by this?
youtube.com
>88 time traveling nuclear lightning bolts just flew over my house
Lucas Morales
>99
>9.9
Can't wait
Jordan Anderson
They should secede from life.
Juan Perry
Owen Baker
Checked
Angel Evans
remember
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
Tyler Gonzalez
The judgment of God comes
Brody Martin
There's going to be another shake soon, it's going to pluck in at 10.3, then, 7 hours later a loud bang can be heard over all of North-America, as yellow stone erupts and engulfs the earth in a cloud of Ash for 5 years, nothing is going to survive.
James Barnes
>Tucson
Soon to be Arizona Bay
Learn 2 swim
Julian Cooper
We’ve proven Kek can manipulate society, but is Kek powerful enough to manipulate nature? Only time will tell.
Parker Anderson
Oi lad s-settle d-down friend.....
Juan Wilson
MOTHER EARTH TAKE MY ENERGY AND USE IT TO SINK CA INTO THE SEA.
FAGLANTIS SHALL RISE (actually sink)
Jason Sullivan
Still not going to happen. There is a major shift going down, but not up. So not likely.
Camden Bennett
ROLLIN FOR 9.99!!!!
Sebastian Reed
so obviously, areas at or close to sea level will be totally fucked. but a lot of places inland around LA are like, 500-1000ft in elevation. So I don't think as much of SoCal is going to sink into the ocean as you guys hope it would.
Jeremiah Campbell
9.9
777777777777777777777777777777
PRICE KEK
Joshua Morales
9.9 quake and Yellowstone blows and kills everyone outside of California too.
Charles Taylor
Oliver Baker
9.9 will happen. Look to Kek
Evan Thompson
One great big festering neon distraction.
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim.
'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Robert Robinson
get your cow to tip over a lantern and it's not earthquake damage, it's fire damage and you're covered for that. right?
Eli Sanders
EVERYONE GIVE THE EARTHQUAKE YOUR ENERGY!!!
Nicholas Young
When Kek looks back, all will know.
Kevin Carter
Shizo!
Landon Jones
Sorry, but it's the truth
Hunter Foster
Robert Gomez
That's FX, right?
Jackson Sullivan
i love you guys
Isaac Roberts
GO EARTHQUAKE CHAN GO
THANK YOU EARTHQUAKE CHAN
Joshua Hill
youtube.com
I summon KEK
Chase Cook
>check dutch
>he has no idea what the fuck is going on
Elijah Scott
Lincoln Flores
We need more digits to fuel the happening
Liam King
Ryder Torres
Gabriel Cox
IT IS NOW A 14.88 EARTHQUAKE WARNING
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTS GUYZ
Jacob Hughes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Benjamin Smith
I don't know mate, 9/11 was a pretty decent happening
Evan Nguyen
CHECKED
Owen Barnes
California is Over.
Alexander Brown
fall into the ocean fuckers
Jace Scott
rolling
Asher Gonzalez
Digits for a 9 or gtfo
Eli Taylor
California will become a wasteland, 89% of all life on land here will cease to exist.
This is the end, digits willing.
praise Kek
Jaxson Roberts
please stay
Jayden Richardson
Sinking California will awaken Godzilla and end this world
Andrew Richardson
Grayson Nguyen
MERKELE'D
Joshua Watson
99% of all life on land will be destroyed in California, digits willing.
Eli Phillips
the earthquake will now hit everywhere in america but california
see you in hell fags
Liam Flores
wtf!!!
Ryan Campbell
Jackson Barnes
HOLY SHIT!
Ayden Lewis
Brayden Miller
at least you quit pussyfooting around with your larpening thread
Dylan Flores
I'LL SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY
Ryan Brooks
Sweet! Fuck St. Louis! Nigger infested hell.
Kayden Ortiz
SOMEONE CHANGE THE TIMELINE
Alexander Fisher
Thread theme
youtube.com
Christian Roberts
is maynard a prophet
Ryan Sanders
Rolling for a 10 in Seattle.
Jordan Gray
I am in south GA i should be mostly fine.
Julian Perry
ROLLING FOR THE APOCALYPSE
Elijah Cruz
no, im taking you all down with me. let's bump this earthquake up a few points in magnitude with these digits
Benjamin Lopez
Rolling
Jose Cox
Things do happen but nothing major has happened since 9/11
Thomas Butler
Why are you such a shitposting forum slider?
Oliver Kelly
lol, ill be in LA tomorrow. ill be king of the city by sunday night if shit breaks off.
Noah Kelly
This is also acceptable
Jordan Gomez
it started out as a bill hicks joke that was inspired by IRL shit posting
Aaron Edwards
Pscific ring of fire will btfo everyone in the continent and every volcano explodes. Then a huge hypersonic asteroid lands on jew york.
Robert Flores
oh thats right
havent watched sane man in years
Daniel Wilson
based
Jason Cook
Samuel Rodriguez
Gabriel Ward
This is not confirmed!
Connor Thompson
NO IT WON'T! YOU ARE GAY!