OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: STOP TENSING UP EDITION

LIVE PD ROLLCALL (PRESHOW) - STARTS AT 8:00 PM EST
LIVE PD - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT

DRINKING RULES TONIGHT: YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT EACH TIME ILLEGAL DRUGS ARE FOUND

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
MORE THAN 30 CAMERA CREWS FOLLOW AROUND 8 POLICE DPTS IN 8 STATES AND IT'S LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN' - EVERY EPISODE IS A 90% GUARANTEED POLICE CHASE. ITS THE HIGHEST RATED TRUE CRIME SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW.

>Hurr durr it's not actually live
CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE. ITS AS LIVE AS A SHOW LIKE THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE ON NETWORK TV.

>Why is this on Jow Forums?
WHO LIKES TO DISCUSS LAW & ORDER AND WATCH ANIMALS GET MANHANDLED BY ZOOKEEPERS MORE THAN US? THIS IS Jow Forums RELATED B/C LAW AND ORDER IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL

>What Channel?
A&E NETWORK - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU ARE TOO JEWISH TO HAVE NETWORK TELEVISION.

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>LEGACY BINGO CARDS
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TONIGHTS LINEUP

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My butt itches.

My wife and I are back niggers. Remember us from last night?

What are those tattoos

those Greene hats are heavy duty

Officer faggot.

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inb4 the "I suck dick" photo is posted

>capeshit cop

Another night of looking at this guy's shitty ancap sleeve

Stinky fingers

Where's the California faggot that thinks the weather changes every few miles. What a retard

OFFICER FAG BRINGS OUT THE AUTHORITY

Post feet with timestamp.

what a cunt cop

This lady is handling it better than I would

For once I'm glad there's a bitch giving attitude because it's this faggot Callicoat on the receiving end.

This guy is such a fucking bully. He's deliberately being a cunt. He's such a goof. Fuck you, Callicoat. There's a way to do this like a man and still get what you want. This guy has an egg-shaped cock.

Does he have the word "filter" on his left arm?
>Why?

I'd respect them more if they weren't complete shit.

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I heard you virgin incels were talking shit about my ink.

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It says NO FILTER, cuz he keeps it reelz.

I think it says no filter

>asking why I want to search your car is a reason for me to search your car

literally what the fuck

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Can't wait until this cuck gets shot by a druggie

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>Why are you treating me like I'm dumb?
Cus you are dumb you dumb bitch.

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someone jerkin off in the scrambled eggs again

WHy not get a PD feed from the same area as the ICE detention center was attacked?

He's a fan of that song "Hey Man, Nice Shot"

"No Filter". because he's a massive nutsack

How do you get arrested so many times?
I've driven for 16 years with 70K+ miles, if that matters, and have only been pulled over once for a burnt out taillight. No tickets or arrests.

I hate the motherfucker so much.

This fucking guy sounds like a chomo.

She has drugs fer sure.

holy shit this guy sounds autistic as fuck

Is this guy a robot?

It says "No Filter"; it's a thing pozzed fags do to signal that they don't believe in condoms.

Probably dad's dry cum. Wash it off next commercial break.

WHAT AN AUTIST

What is with this guy's diction? Is it autism?

She refused a search so smarter than most

criminally underrated

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Go find a swinger party loser. No one wants to see degenerate pics of your wife's muffin top

I still fucked her good, soiboy

this guy's accent, wtf is it English or autism?

>This fucking guy sounds like a chomo.
Yeah wtf is going on with him

some kinda serial killer or something

Ya know what? I like him

Calicut is such a fucking prick
>can I search your car, you can say no
>no
>time to come up with a bs reason to search your shit scum
He gives cops a bad name

His tattoos are extremely juvenile. Fucking capeshit

Hotel guy? Yeah, he sounds robotic

Kiddy diddler.

Mr. Beans more talkative cousin.

CROCKS

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Tbf most cops do this. They're mostly not as cunty about it as Callicoat though.

Is she fucking barking??

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SOMEONE SLAP A MUZZLE ON THAT GOBLIN BITCH HOLY SHIT BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL

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>getting banged by this woman

>he's getting banged by this woman
what the fuck Dan

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Was he autistic

[goose sounds]

is Slidell, LA on tonight? apparently theres a hurricane there?

>don't defend yourself when you're being physically assaulted; just call the cops

>he's getting banged by this woman

That desk guy sounds like Hannibal lector will be needed to help the fbi get him one day.

It's not an ancap ball.

No one cares

True

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Yeah and now the dog is going to "signal" (i.e. bark and wag it's tail like every fucking dog ever) and they'll search the entire car and find a crumb of marijuana from 2005 from the guy who owned the car 4 owners ago and it'll be a triple death-penalty felony and she'll get her skull caved in by officer pozzer

>La Creatura..

No it's lafayette now. Slidell is too real for Live PD.

He called it off for some reason.

He's so fucking condescending. I fucking hate you Callicoat. I hope you lose your teeth to a set of brass knuckles. Fuck you, guy.

>Click it or ticket
>Don't drive intoxicated or intexticated

I love the rules of the road

He got word from the producers to back down. The internet blew up on him

>single mom

You think she has a mutt?

OH GOD SHUT UP WOMAN

fuck this propaganda. KILL ALL COPS

314 shekels, what a joke.

>I'm a single mom!
Sick of this bullshit.

I miss Slidell and Bridgeport

Do you think Dan dislikes Callicoat and just holds it in to be professional?

>Im a single mother
Fuck off whore. Bet that kid is a half breed

Officer Calicunt, bullying defenseless women.

This cop says things like "I'm talking to you one on one like a normal person" but then constantly interrupts, demands respects, talks down to people, etc. like a "normal person" in a position of authority. What a fucking piece of shit.

Dog was probably busy ripping some nigger's throat out

>checked and policebrutali-pilled

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>for some reason

because it's just a pressure tactic to get them to consent to a search. Lady isn't too smart, but she might just be smart enough to call a lawyer

>they let her go, trusting her to show up to court later
This shit needs to stop.

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Lol he probably didnt even get permission for a k9... Operators probably know that hes a massive faggot harassing people for no fucking reason...

he's a fucking prick

Dan is a human being with a modicum of social awareness and personality, so of course.

fuck off brainlet.

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I miss drunk Mark from slidell

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if get then major drug bust

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doggo itching to bite

Yeah, drug dealers are going to attack you in the parking lot of a motel for asking for directions.

Shoot that goddamn whining dog.

1000% the producers told him to cool off.