OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: AM I BEING DETAINED EDITION

LIVE PD ROLLCALL (PRESHOW) - STARTS AT 8:00 PM EST
LIVE PD - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT

DRINKING RULES TONIGHT: YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT EACH TIME ILLEGAL DRUGS ARE FOUND AND EVERY TIME "ITS NOT MY CAR"

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
MORE THAN 30 CAMERA CREWS FOLLOW AROUND 8 POLICE DPTS IN 8 STATES AND IT'S LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN' - EVERY EPISODE IS A 90% GUARANTEED POLICE CHASE. ITS THE HIGHEST RATED TRUE CRIME SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW.

>Hurr durr it's not actually live
CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE. ITS AS LIVE AS A SHOW LIKE THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE ON NETWORK TV.

>Why is this on Jow Forums?
WHO LIKES TO DISCUSS LAW & ORDER AND WATCH ANIMALS GET MANHANDLED BY ZOOKEEPERS MORE THAN US? THIS IS Jow Forums RELATED B/C LAW AND ORDER IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL

>What Channel?
A&E NETWORK - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU ARE TOO JEWISH TO HAVE NETWORK TELEVISION.

COMFY TIER STREAMS HOSTED BY ANONS
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>LEGACY BINGO CARDS
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TONIGHTS LINEUP

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Blessed dedication, bakerman.

>SHERIFF CHODEY

l m f a o

My balls itch.

sherrif CHOADie

Austin 3:16.

God I want Rippee's panties on my face

>stoned and cold Stephen Austin

WHAT!?

my wife is super into LivePD

she likes the generic bingo

is there a bingo with a very subtle racist angle that wouldn't set off her normie alarm bells?

i'm working on the slow redpill

Black man in power

White man in restraints

what did they mean by this?

This guy's got a good attitude.

Dude fuck off.

Been kinda slow since that kino chase at the beginning.

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Guy looks more like Jared on Storage Wars

Post wife feets pics

I have a skin tag on me taint

ours isnt even that bad

You must be 18+ to post here

White man was acting more like a nigger than the black man

>Pablo Estrada

He sounds Canadian

What colour panties is she wearing tonight?

That's a huge ass tree

I'm feel like I've done decent work on my GF
She voted for Hillary in 2016, but she hates negros even more than I do at this point

thats dried cum from your boyfriend spaying his load on you. take a shower faggot

Just the 2019 one that says coalburner.

all these nice white officers gonna risk their lives to save poor black

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NOT POLITICAL. THIS THREAD SHOULD BE ON /TV/

She been used and abused? How does she fit on you compared to 2016?

Go away.

Lafayette right now is reminding me of the Hard Rain level from Left 4 Dead 2

The wiring is down

My man??

REBEKAH IS A MONSTER FATTY WHORE

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>existing as such a newcomer to this board
Son.

I hate cops but holy shit I wouldn’t want to do the job.

LIVE PD SNITCHING

I was thinking the shorter guy, next to the one with the Red Bull, looked a little freaked out when he saw the camera

>the slide jew is triggered

more like

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And there he is arrested.

>tree falls on house
>get arrested

this is hilarious.

If this dude steps on a needle the cops are going to be fucked for not letting him put shoes on.

Jow Forums is not dedicated to politics, faggot.

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What did he do?

Hey Mike. Yeah, but that guy getting busted by his PO who was watching LivePD when he fucked up is pretty funny.

i will never understand these prison hard timers that get out on parole and then manage to fuck it up and violate. you'd think that if you were facing going back to prison for several more years that that alone would be a reason enough to not violate your fucking parole.

>Parole officer fucking this guy's life up as he's kicked back with a beer watching LivePD
Damn that'd be a fun job.

Gee I can't wait to see what a condescending snide little cunt Callicope is gonna be on this call.

technology is amazing innit

Why didn't they show a replay of that guy on the show?

Remember when they used to go to Richland?

you fucks just banned me and im a fucking REAL female how dare you

Now thats an epic 'stasche

this nigger off that meth

unban mommysmilies

mommysmilkies****

>ban evasion

you know what to do anons.

I think all you need is a BA in sociology or something and maybe a college diploma afterward to get that job. Imagine being nothing but a thorn in the side of criminal scum without having to risk being shot. Sounds pleasant.

Callicoat is such a fucking faggot.

Calicuck is such a faggot.

that was 20 years ago faggot.

UNBAN MOMMYSMILKIES

They're probably used to being in jail or prison

this is gonna end up like that vid where the vietnam vet who gunned down that cop

WHY IS CALIKEK SUCH A CUNT

Calicuck is on his period tonight

Officer marvel comics is a massive dick

what a nutsack this guy is.

>that was a rhetorical question
Fuck you. Honestly. He's about half as smart as he thinks he is. I can't wait until he pulls over somebody who doesn't think his shit is cute.

Is there anything worse than highway patrol wearing that fucking low angle hat

faggot mind

being from oklahoma I hate this faggot too

Honestly surprised his CO doesn't watch this and tell him to stop being a prick.

"Alright..."

atleast he shaved the pubes off his head, i guess

comic book cop just called him a dumb ass, but caught himself remembering he's on camera.

This dude looks like The Supreme Gentleman when he rolls up in the jeep.

Can we go to Richland instead of Officer Comic Book?

Fuck yourself newfag

I'd rather watch donut operator

I want someone to just start openly mocking him when they know he doesn't have shit on them. Push him to the limit while he is on LivePd.

people like him are miserable 24/7. they're perpetually unhappy with themselves, and the only thing they can do to distract themselves from their unhappiness is shit on others.

i almost want to feel sorry for him, but fuck him. that redneck dude was just saying that if he looks like a spastic in the car, that he's not reaching for a weapon. that's all. and officer Ca-lick-my-taint-Cuck has to so embarrassingly and unprofessionally again assume the persona of a tough guy. what a nigger.

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Ratings for this show would skyrocket if they included more niggerdom and less boomer DUIs.

If you were Calicuck's Lt. and saw they way he acts, what would you do?

F for St. Elliot

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it takes the human body and mind around 30-40 days to fully adjust to any new environment that it encounters.
so yea, you can get used to being in jails and prisons.
but no one besides homeless guys actually wants to go to prison unless they are mentally ill.

what it really boils down to is that despite these parole violaters having served extensive time in the corrections system - it doesnt change the fact that some ppl cant be corrected.
thats my 2 cents

He's exactly the type of fuck that would try to plant drugs if a perp gets lippy but he's also the type of fuck who's too stupid to not get filmed doing it.

Desk with only DC comics available.

Immediately switch him off the camera crew duty and give him a written warning about his tact.

just stop

>every other commercial is stranger things related

what is this obsession about holy fuck

Deport him to Cali

You should be banned for using all caps
>like a baby boomer

i have nothing better to d im bored unban me

I cut most cops some slack, but Marvel Man is out of control tonight. Usually he's pretty serious, but never seen him this bad. His wife left him I bet.

i am an abused spouse

you should be banned for having an inverted dick, nigger

what'd you do user