Millennials of Jow Forums, tell me what your ideal marriage material woman would be like

Post pic of when she used to be qt

black, 20s hot.

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I will not marry a crazy person

The oldest millenial women that got all tatted up are quickly nearing the age where those tattoos start looking like shitty blobs.
I have alcohol and popcorn prepared for this.

Oh, James turned her into a Lesbian. Can't wait to see her UHaul pictures.

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This girl is slightly off. I’m thinking she may be an Android.

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Debt-free virgin with no tattoos, good relationship with family, reasonable cook, cleans, appreciates nature and is fit enough to do some moderate day hiking with me, not fat

My gf is none of the above lol, but at least I’m not an incel right? Heh...I’m living the dream...not a hypocrite piece of shit...

One who wears a cute dress with flowers on them.

Luckily for you gay marriage is being legalized.

who dis qt?

this one as misato is only for a quick fuck, you can only marry rei

Yeah that one.

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She had to include herself in that video. For some reason.

Can't tell you, as I have no examples to point to.

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imagine getting your head crushed between her thighs

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Hitler's granddaughter or BUST

A gorgeous young titcow like Cassi0peia

Faithful, pregnant, and keeps a clean home.

After all these years, you're still posting this fucking thread

I'm done with women for the most part (marriage). I only do short term things now.

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All these 20-something white thots gonna age like bananas.

This is her when she's 30 and looking 50. You gotta pump and dump these whores before they fully ripen.

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Chocolate

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I lick the oil off her ass and stick my tongue in her asshole. Imagine how tight that pussy is, specially if she's never known a man's dick.

Imagine if all she does is scissor and eat out other broads... no dildos. Pussy must be tight as fuck.

Fuck chocolate, I want charcoal. Darker the better.

The government always takes care of women, no matter what.
They'll probably legalize polygamy soon enough so that they can share the remaining Chads to get married if they have to.

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holy shit that's hot

[s]he looks like martin short

I just don't know anymore.

dead in the first 15 minutes of the boogaloo, no thx

>women declare automatic polygamous marriage if they mooch off their boyfriend for a few months so they can then sue for alimony when they get tired of the doctor dick

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A sweet, spoiled little Japanese princess (who's had her face surgically altered enough that she's not hideous without makeup).

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found the incel

Sane, conservative / libertarian / AnCap, sexual partner count below 8, tatooless, not in debt and able to hold an intelligent conversation.

But the three firsts criteria are so goddamned scarce I'm negotiable on the two laters. I don't keep my hopes up.

Blue or Green eyes
Blonde, Red, or Light Brown hair
Shorter than me, maybe 5'4" tops
In shape
Tits or nah, idgaf
No stupid looking haircuts, just some pretty, long hair
A pleasant voice
Pleasant demeanor
Not a stupid liberal
Wants an army of children
Likes the idea of being a mother

That is pretty much it in a nutshell. I don't even care if she has or wants a job. I have a ton of modern and retro tech to entertain her. Also a tackle box and some rods, archery range in the yard, a truck and a jeep. Shit, idk what more she could need.

k.

Did SHINJI and her live happily ever after? Please tell me yes. I've been wanting to die after seeing end of evangelion.

One of these ultra cute Japanese girls...just like my anime!

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Yup. The whole world re-evolved from the primordial tang just in time for them to get married and have kids in the suburbs.

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I must know who

I love extreme darkness

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dibs on the fat demon in the top right

Thank you user-chan I can rest in peace now.

You know the reason user. Someone post the image of that girl in the gym making a duck face pretending to make fun a guy but is really just trolling for attention

Honestly I would settle for someone who would stay. Someone who would not leave me. But that person does not exist. So I settle for being alone.

None. I plan to roam about wildly and reproduce with as many women as possible. Ideally all over 5'10" and blond with good health. So in a word, she is no 1 woman, but a blur of many, many women pro-created with over time. If I die with less than 100 children, I shouldn't have been born.

This looks disgusting

Oh, and all white of course. Forgot to mention the most important part. If a girl walks past me and she isn't white, I look away. No matter what her figure looks like. I advise fellow anons to do the same.

coal??

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daily reminder yames came in her ass

based

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>all white of course
ew, what kind of sick man would want their kids to look like him? it's 2019.

A knife instead of a sidearm? who the fuck is this chick kidding shes not going to melee anyone to death. Also.... those light sticks? lol they would be cracked immediately and she would be glowing like a cia nigger in moments... shes probably into anal though and so am I so lets do it babe. cute tomboy face too. Larping in her husbands gear just like my wife but w/e.

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Yeah I have fucked some insanely black nigerian chicks... they were all crazy though so I stick to redheads now

homely, wants to have lots of kids, a little on the chubby side

feminist, avowed marxist/anarchist, covered in tattoos and piercings, blue hair, curvy/overweight.

1) hasn’t had too many sausages
2) no diseases
3) can cook
4) into comfy / survivalist stuff

>That stupid hair.
>Those shitty tattoos.

If my face isn't a fraction of the future white race, I didn't do my job on Earth.

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1) kind
2) can cook and likes it
3) not fat
4) not ugly

Ahem, volcel, roastoid. :^). I don't want radioactive snatch.

Based

fuck that shit, nigger

mel gibson said it best

>I just want my daughter, and a maid! It's a lot less fucking trouble. They clean up after themselves. They make your goddamn bed -- which you did not. You don't have to worry about emotional blackmail or any of that other bullshit you put me through. I just need a nice woman to look after my beautiful daughter. You're a pain in the ass! You're a pain in my ass! Stop being that!

bitches leave

Delightfulhug/Nikki Hugs

baste

That ship has sailed for me. I'm 32 and all the single women in my age group are banged out roast beef. I earn too much money to make that gamble.

where the fuck do you guys expect to find virgins in current year America?

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Alaska

Sure showed me.

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non-virgin
debt-ridden
lots of tattoos

her feminine penis gotta be bigger than mine

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Virgin at the very least

What a boomer advice. That nigga is probably divorced now. The truth is even if you do anything right there's a 50% chance your marriage fails, especially after all the younger women who were brought up on social media culture. Even the "good ones" are tainted to a degree by it.

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Stop posting trannie pics you sick fuck

based, fpbp

Goddamn it's hard to believe it's the same person.