>meanwhile in the president sanders timeline
Meanwhile in the president sanders timeline
Noah Campbell
Luis Bennett
Yeah. hey listen so we searched, and I mean we looked in every nook and cranny of fractal existence, and well, we, we couldn't find a Vice-president Sanders timeline, so, uh, make of that what you will.
Sorry to tell you that.
Hudson Flores
Yo! Enemy mine time!
Jace Powell
He'd just be harrassed with the Russiam collision shit until he bent the knee and started bombing Syria and opened the borders
Jack Jenkins
I raped 5 girls this week and didnt get charged with anything because there's no more police or fascists. Shits cash.
Owen Reyes
we all wear identical jumpsuits and march to our jobs at the political slogan banner factory to save the environment
Jackson Jackson
Does everybody or forget that the economy was about to go off a cliff in 2016 and invariably would have if ANYONE other than Trump had won?
Even the 2008-2009 crisis was precipitated by Obama (a Democrat) winning the white house.
The fact of the matter is that left-wing policies don't fucking work. People who actually work on wall street and are successful and invest money know this and they pull everything the fuck out when a democrat wins, much less a socialist because at the end of the day "left-wing economics" is genuinely make believe bullshit, no matter what your college professor tells you. THAT is what caused the bubble to burst in 2008 (SRS just go look at the fucking stock market graph of the crash and you can see plainly for yourself it began the moment it became clear Obummer was gonna win).
Your college professor doesn't live in the real world. He lives on a campus full of adult children. He himself is an adult child.
Nevermind now if bernie fucking sanders, a socialist, had won. You would be eating fucking dog that you hunted in the street. Your life would be something akin to Mad Max or Venezuela right now.
Jose Thomas
Quick the nearest apple store finally has some manzanas
Luis Murphy
Eli Reyes
Sweet, just received my monthly welfare check for $20,000,000,000. Time to buy half a loaf of bread.
Carter Jackson
I'm glad I got neutered. I feel like I can understand women better now and the oppression they've faced
Jason Powell
severely underrated
Logan Myers
the economy does better under democrats and bush caused the economy to collapse
Leo Jenkins
Time to go to the gulag
Ayden Hughes
the one thing i will say about beenie, hes pro border, he said open borders and welfare are fundamentally incompatible.
Elijah Foster
Non retarded president? I’m in.
Luke Richardson
What caused 2008 was the democrats and Bill Clinton who told banks to give out houseloans to people with shitty credit score like niggers and mulattos and when Obama started his presidency he rushed to aid in 2008 paying out banks with tax dollars and extra printing of money
Owen Jackson
>tfw get to meet all my online buddies irl at the walmart converted FEMA camps
Nicholas Anderson
>Even the 2008-2009 crisis was precipitated by Obama (a Democrat) winning the white house.
>People who actually work on wall street and are successful and invest money
>Obummer
>Your college professor
>Nevermind now if bernie fucking sanders, a socialist, had won. You would be eating fucking dog that you hunted in the street. Your life would be something akin to Mad Max or Venezuela right now.
>Reddit spacing
Lmao, this is some boomer tier posting.
Lincoln Rogers
>rick scott and david wichmann were both executed today, after refusing offers to buy out their stock at market value in an effort to shore up medicare for all. may the odds be forever in our favor
Michael Cox
my god forgive me, i knew exactly wat i was doing
Aiden Edwards
>president sanders timeline
Definitely a fantasy alternative universe.
Filing this under, "more shit that will never happen."