The new James Bond
The new James Bond
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i would fek teh chit outta her
Christ, it's hideous. Where do they find these monstrosities?
[in goldfinger voice]
Fuck.... NIGGERS!
>she shakes her martinis between her ass cheeks as she twerks
somebody should give me money for that idea
Good. We need more blatant examples of this type of shit failing so that the pendulum can swing back in the other direction.
FIRST ARIEL AND NOW BOND?!?! WHO IS NEXT??!?!
wha is that?
Is this story real, or a hoax? What is going on here? Don't they realize that it is a bad idea for the box office earnings? They are calling this woke? I call it broke.
Black Panther made a billion, Wonder Woman made a billion, black female bond will make two billion. Do you even math user?
>I like my Hennessy shaken, not stirred
In which normies get blackpilled
>Bond boys
They should’ve made him the new Bond
He’s a fine actor
They should’ve made him the new Bond
He’s a fine actor I’d say
Not even surprised at this point. Honorabld mdntion to Idris Elba for rejecting the Bond role. They should take all male caucasoid roles and replace them with black females; they would be making a parody of themselves, ironically red pilling normies on how ridiculous their revisionist political agenda has become. The Streisand effect, basically.
A nigger dude is just as stupid and insulting. Neck yourself moshe.
A bald negress James Bond. Ironically 007 will be the box office total.
>twerked, not shakin
would colonize
Maybe a villain will kill this "bond"
That's an effeminate man.
I dont care for this Bond very much.
Live and Let Die
Nigger bond.
Yeetfinger: Out on Bond
Black Passion of the Christ.
>Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over
kek
Twerked not stirred
thats a man right?
kek
>However, traditionalists can relax: she's not the new Bond, but a new character who takes over his secret agent number after he leaves MI6.
>The story begins with Bond retired in Jamaica. But spymaster M – played by Ralph Fiennes – calls him back in desperation to tackle a new global crisis.
They already spoiled the movie what's the point of going to go to the theater to watch it now?
“cookie-tossing moment”
Police will kill him
underrated
>Hitler
>Himmler
>Hitlers Wife/Gf whatever. Def his "gay lover/s"
etc... Probably Superman actually. Jason Vorhees. Both faggots from Easy Rider. Matrix is already a go for Nigeo. Conan. Probably do a remake on Hulk Hogans alter ego... Tesla. Achilles... its endless. Fucking kikes man.
I would let her handle my pp7 if you know what I mean
She better be a good actor. Oops she’s not youniggers are racist.
>Strong black woman can resist white dick!
>For a while...
It's funny how racist these movies are.
they want us having sterile, interracial sex
they just need to maintain the 'strong women' cred for a little bit beforehand.
Nobody fucks niggers but niggers
They're testing it whilst their still type to edit/reshoot.
only two good ones were Dr. No and From Russia With Love
They're testing it whilst there's still time to edit/reshoot.
Mad max is superior
I CANNOT PUT MY FINGER ON IT MR BOND
A GLOBAL CRISIS CALLS FOR HER MAJESTYS FINEST AND THESE DIVERSITY HIRES JUST ARENT WORKING OUT YES OLD CHAP I KNOW YOU HAVE A STENT ITS JUST THEYRE DOING MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY HERE AR GHQ AND THE GIRLS HAVE PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THE DECORATIONS WHAT
damn guess ill just stop watching jew programming and better myself
Interesting that Grace Jones pulled out of the new Bond. She knows what’s up...
Let's go over your gadgets shall we,
Exploding Fried Chicken - Simply take a bite and throw, be careful not to use the bone to hold up your hair.
Lased Guided Cornbread - It's cornbread with a laser.
Watermelon Escape Pod - An inflatable watermelon that can be used to hide inside or for dealing with water as you can't swim.
Jesus I mean wtf
Cute couple.
Bottle of Alizee that is a homing beacon.
lol hell yeh even Thunderdome rocks pretty hard
kys nigger lover
what a waste
You Only Jive Twice.
From the article
>'There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says 'Come in 007', and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.
>this literal ape
>beautiful
Plenty of Dolf to go around, dear.
Kek
Saved for posterity.
So new bond is a tranny? Good thing I never gave a fuck about like media
checked
Checked and underrated
The aesthetics
except both of the former were accurately portrayed, give or take.
Black Panther is a black male. Wonder Woman is a white female with black hair.
James Bond however, is a white man. Hell, Daniel Craig was already a departure just for being blonde.
A black female Bond?
Literally noone will see it. Bond fans won't see it. general audiences probably wont either because it's too different.
I dont think Chinese audiences would save it either
>be giga chad
>date ugly monkey
How does this happen? Was it just a (((publicity stunt)))?
fuckwit should've been having dozens of kids with 6'2+ Aryan Amazons, not fucking around with some robot looking black femoid.
Wow, they're not even trying to hide the testosterone
Instead he had two daughters and they’re both sluts. Way to go, dolf
This is what you get for being a part of Hollywood, though. Every actor pretty much dooms their bloodline by being around that shit.
It's not a tranny, the vagina is really just one of Q's gadgets. It looks similar to the real thing but at the press of a button it collapses outwards and starts spewing blood and pus to distract the enemy during a getaway. Quite ingenious really.
>Bond
>Not white
>Not a man
Yeah, nah. Destroying something quintessentialy British right here.
She's also a nog, so she's not British in the slightest. Bloody cheek of it.
Have you listened to this on a system? It’s nuts.
an australian posts this
They are standing in front of a target.
wtf? there's no way. there's no fucking way this is real. I'd rather have idres elba now
This will radicalize boomers
shaken not twerked
>dailymail
Blacked.com
I knew they were looking for someone non-white and non-male.
Had no idea they would go for an actress that's non-human.
grace jones is pretty based desu
haha, did you want a pakistani represented instead?
That shit worked really well for the last Ghostbusters movie.
is that a trans I can't even tell anymore, they keep calling he's and she's and she is and he's and shit I'm so fucking confused
WE WUZ SPYZ N SHEEEEEEIT
>006: For England, James
>007: WHATCHU MEAN FO' ENGLAND? CRACKA ASS MUTHA FUCKIN FOO', I REP THE HOOD AND SHIT BITCH
sad part she wasn't near as shit tier as this crap which is so fucking jewish its a policy...weird huh
ugly the first time they did it, ugly now.
Yes, absent in that photo.
"Starring Denzel Washington as Reichsmarschall Hermann Göring"
Is she the candidate for the role of James Bond?
I thought it would be Thandie Newton.
Black female James Bond, this is a nightmare.
New James Bond Movie Spectacular Flop
Variety reports latest 007 movie opened to houses of 1/10th capacity. Studio head Mordecai Goldsteinberg blames far right neonazi conservative christian white males for the downtick...
And he did.
Those Island records years were phenomenal.
She chimps our but elegantly. She’s kind of a madcunt. But she’s Jamaican and a preacher’s daughter.
Tbh racemixing at the edges adds genetic levity to a population - I mean less or stable around 1%. What we are dealing with is mass replacement, which obviously has deleterious effects over, say, servicemen of the British Empire getting citizenship.
She walked off the set because she doesn’t involve herself in bad ting.
I don’t think it’s going to go over like any other forced memes. People don’t mind a spy thriller where the lead is black or a woman. There’s even an Arthouse section at Blockbuster for gay black women spies. The question is - why does James Bond in particular have to be a black woman? The answer is always Cultural Marxism and it’s mother - a lack of imagination.