Men are hilarious

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

Men are hilarious.

Any WNBA player would break your ankles.

A professional woman MMA would kick your ass.

A pro woman soccer player would also break your ankles.

A woman pro tennis player would summarily dismiss you in a few minutes,

Get over yourselves.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mD_WuRZkbCQ
dailywire.com/news/6072/australias-national-womens-soccer-team-lose-7-0-amanda-prestigiacomo
menshealth.com/uk/building-muscle/a749793/how-deep-should-you-squat/
amp.marca.com/en/more-sports/2017/06/27/595296da468aeb99218b464c.html
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/
uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf
ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf
esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/
acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
marca.com/en/more-sports/2017/06/27/595296da468aeb99218b464c.html
youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE&t=57s

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

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Brody Harris
Brody Harris

t. cuck needing self-validation

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

Do you understand statistics, or a bell curve by chance?

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

Firstly, no lol, secondly even if that was right, you're telling me a very very small % of the population might be able to kick my ass. Amazing.

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

That’s not the point. The best man player would destroy the best woman player in any sport. This is true all the way down the line.

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

responding to shitpost threads
stop

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

I couldn't make my high school basketball team and I could start in the WNBA

Jayden Gonzalez
Jayden Gonzalez

A male under-15 high school soccer team can beat the US women's national soccer team, LOL

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

I broke a woman's ankle and prevented her spot as an undercard

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

discord tranny
terrible bait, also sage

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

half a man worth more than 4 women

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

Yeah, only a professional athletess could injure a man. A professional athlete could kill one.

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

in any sport
Except ultra long distance swimming and triathlons. But the women who can do that usually dont even have periods anymore.

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

The best man player would destroy the best woman player in any sport.
reminder that a US boys' under 14 year-old team stomped the US women's world cup team into the dust.

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Jacob Green
Jacob Green

all three were beaten by highschoolers.

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Brody Parker
Brody Parker

You have tiny penis. Also sage.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

Has anyone pointed out the women's olympic hockey team plays against high schoolers and loses yet?

Cause that.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

i have personally broken every single women's lifting record and i just lift as a hobby. imagine being a professional female "athlete"

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Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

I like me some fit girls, even if they're just shitty b8.
Hope you got a purdy mouth OP

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Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

A professional woman MMA would kick your ass.
I'd totally accept this fight. MMA is fake and gay.

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

Why does it need the best in their field to beat an average white man?

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

The fuck are you talking about? You ever been to a gym before if you observe the hardcore women who train like bosses and are deicated as fuck some twink male can turn up half assed train a couple times a week and within a few months will be bigger and stronger than even the most gifted females, only way women compete at the gym is with male hormones. Testicles are space marine implants use them

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

Why don't people watch these sports? That would solve all of the problems they have with getting paid.

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Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

Testicles are space marine implants use them
i appreciate this more than you might expect. do you play tabletop?

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Not anymore just like the lore sometimes read the books

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

same. i played traitor legions when i did play, because the inquisition and administratum are the real traitors

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

Although a man would only need to train to top-300 level to beat the #1 woman on the planet in anything.

Ryder James
Ryder James

Are those the women that lose to 15 year old male kids?

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

Lol why would you post this?

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

OP is megafaggot

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Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

D/C kike slide thread of trash sage these bums.

Adam White
Adam White

Wan proast bi dis eye dee

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

My sister is a pro weightlifter... and im just a guy that works out once in a while, i still blow her out of the water on all lifts

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

I would kick ass of the woman in your pic OP you fucking beta incel

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

bait.

But it's always worth a refresher that female atheletes lose to non athletes, child athletes, and troons ALL. THE. TIME.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

you've never had a few drinks and decided to make a 10-second low-effort thread just to see how many replies you get? and you call yourself strayan?

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Ryan Young
Ryan Young

troons
stairs?

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

(Frankly in 2 years or less, all female records will be replaced with new records from MtF transexuals. Every week a new trans high school record is fucking girls up left and right.)

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

played traitor legions
FUCKING HERESY MUST BE PURGED!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seriously though the same persin who put me into 40k also showed me /b/ in 08....which as you may know is where most of us came from as we grew up and Jow Forums was born

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Luis Williams
Luis Williams

believe me or not but i am an originalfag from SA

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

When I was 12 my club team (that one state and regionals) competed against the women's national team. We beat them 6-2. We were 12-13 yo and they were 17+. Women suck. We also beat the Japanese, Chinese and Mexican boys' national teams as just one club team from the Bay Area.

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

we all came here from somewhere. Its always good to be reminded there are more of us out there

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Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

studies show that 95% of men are stronger than 90% of women
even elite females are barely stronger than the average man

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Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

i have actually burned incense and chanted in tongues (while drunk off homemade booze) while trying to get computers and electronics to play nice

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

even elite females are barely stronger than the average man
to play devil's advocate (as i have very little respect for women)--

--some of the elite women can squat 4+ pl8 (405+lbs) which i doubt that 1% of men could really do. train those men up for 8-12 months seriously and that's a different story.

my belief is that an elite woman is better than an average man, at least in lifting. but a hobbyist man is better than an elite woman

James Flores
James Flores

it didn't work, bts. my xbox 360 was still red-ringed, that hdd was still corrupted, my spyro the dragon or whatever disc didn't start working, and my cell phone still didn't work after dropping it into the toilet.

... maybe i drink too much, but what can i say?

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

I unironically do the same thing with my jeep sometimes. On at least one occassion my check engine light went away afterwards....so now I do this everytime I need to fix something just in case, only worked the one time though

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

Look, a professional woman who has trained her entire life could maybe beat up an average male
That means they're just a strong as you!
Whoa slow down there faggot.

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Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

never worked for me. i cannot appease the machine spirit :(((((((((((((

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

jeep
found your problem

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

Why would you go to something like this if you can't even pull yourself over an obstacle?

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

because they think they're strong women

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

Unless of course we are 14yr olds on the fc Dallas team. Then they're fucked

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

because the only reason the women were there in the first place was to post the pictures of themselves on social media. it was never about overcoming obstacles for them

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

squatting 2x your bodyweight is something more than 1% of men can do (not the average, but certainly more than 1%)

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

just a reminder, a pro high level female soccer team got absolutely humiliated not too long ago by amateur college males

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

that depends... 90+% of guy i see squatting at the gym fail to achieve depth, meaning that they fail to perform a full squat. the crease of the hip must be below the top of the knee

here's a pic i snagged off of /fit/ a few years ago that says what i mean. most guys in the gym half-squat and think they can actually handle that weight

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Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

That's fair
I wish there more studies though, the hand grip strength one seems to be the only big one

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

A professional woman MMA would kick your ass.
Doubt it

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

I have personally broken female world records in track, and I was a very average college athlete

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

women athletes? we need another kek nazeee simbol 4 weeemen athletes

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

reminder that pol is nothing but an incel cope board for whites. ITs white peoples version of r/hapas. Heres the truth about white males. Leucism. The elephant in the room. Whites are matrix ape monkeys who cant cope with their reality so they play make believe. Reminder to you weak dick beta ass bitch boy losers, you would get your shit serverely pushed the fuck in if you ever tried anything with your beta larp movements that have NO REAL foundations. Larping lonely boy chimps, you would get your shit pushed the fuck in. Come and try it. Show your power level and you you will get your jaw broken larping socially ostracized, sexually frustrated recessive monkeys.

youtube.com/watch?v=mD_WuRZkbCQ

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

I've rolled with pro women mma fighters
not impressed

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

faggots keeping their arses in the air for easy access
ATG is the only way to be safe

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

are you saying that the pic i posted isn't a full squat? that's about the depth i shoot for, but i do lowbar squats for heavy weights. i do front squats to build quads but use lighter weights

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

Warrior princess? Look at that complete lack of muscle tone on her thighs. Wtf

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

your pic looks accurate to me.

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

this gurl neeed a good ole kek gang beng

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

nah you're right, cbf quoting half your post is all

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

she has no muscle anywhere on her body. apparently, to be a warrior princess you only need to not eat too much. that's it

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

NAXALT fallacy

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

Even high school boys team could wipe them 10-0...

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

I would RAPE a female MMA fighter

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

some people have different levels of depth, though. otherwise you'll fuck your body up. tailor your workout to your body.

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

this does not change the definition of a full squat. if the crease of the hip is not below the kneecap then it is a no-rep

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

yes it does. some people go until their thighs are parallel with the ground, some people go as you say. you should be doing whatever is proportionally beneficial to your body. It's all about the ratio of leverage of the weight and stresses on your hips(where the joint of your legs connect to your torso).

Isaac Morales
Isaac Morales

Austrlia was ranked #6 for this year's world cup.
dailywire.com/news/6072/australias-national-womens-soccer-team-lose-7-0-amanda-prestigiacomo

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

i know the definition of hips. a squat is, by definition, crease of the hips below the top of the patella. if you can't achieve this then you need to work on your mobility issues. if you think you squat X weight but the crease of your hips is not below the top of your kneecap, then you are not doing a full squat.

if you stop above this point you are actually doing more damage to your knees. the shear stress on your knees is maximized if you brake the weight below what i have said. this is because when you are at the position i described, your glutes and hamstrings are more activated and counteract the action of your quadricepts, which stabilizes the knee joint and results in a safer squat, especially in the hole. this is not debatable.

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Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

wrong pic. this is the pic i meant to post

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Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

4 SCOOPS C'MON

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

alright, where should I donate to your wheelchair fund?

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

if you brake the weight below what i have said
below
above*

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

wheelchair fund?
confirmed that you don't know what you are talking about. braking the weight causes a greater shear stress on your knees. going deeper engages more hamstring and glutes, which stabilizes the knees and activates the posterior chain more, AKA the most powerful muscle group in your entire body. your posterior chain is the seat of power in your entire body. not activating it maximally in the squat is stupid.

William Hughes
William Hughes

menshealth.com/uk/building-muscle/a749793/how-deep-should-you-squat/

Anthony James
Anthony James

see

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

quads of truth
I know what I'm talking about when it comes to quads

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

menshealth

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Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

enjoy your noglootes

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

sure thing, hot wheels

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

amp.marca.com/en/more-sports/2017/06/27/595296da468aeb99218b464c.html

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

summarily dismiss
What the fuck does that mean

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

Neither of those are real sports

Parker King
Parker King

"professional woman mma would kick your ass"

Any professional mma would kick the average person's ass!

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

you do you and i'll do me. i squat 535 lbs 3x3 @ 195 lbs bodyweight, 5'10''

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

your thread is shit OP
go fuck yourself

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Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

No the point is the worst professional male in any sport would dominate the best professional female in the same sport.

in all fields

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

Pigtails reaction when she realizes she's less capable than a one armed, one legged man lol

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

Yeah, that's cool. But there's one thing you'll never achieve in the gym...

be me
6'2

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

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Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

ok. but realize that i'm in not self-conscious about my height. work on your mobility, friend

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

Kek, the delusion. A highly trained female martial artist would land a few good blows on an average Joe two beers deep, and then would lose as soon as he started getting pissed off enough to get serious. Cry harder

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

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Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

an athlete, who trains their muscles, is very strong
Wow, I didn't know that.

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

That was Australia not the US

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

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Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

fpbp

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

ONE POST BY THIS ID
all y'all in this thread is retards.

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Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

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Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

stop losing sight of what's important Jow Forums
stop falling for these D&C bait threads

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David Jackson
David Jackson

I mean posting how much you can squat in an argument you got wriled up over just because I insisted people look into their own health shows other forms of insecurity you possess.

Just know, I wish you sick gains in the temple of iron my baltic brother

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

ONE POST BY THIS ID
GET OUT, GET OUT

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf

Men make up 75% of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf

Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/

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Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

stop replying to slide threads you fuck knuckle

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/

...

Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
Stats for all years ->acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
Etc…

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

go shoot some muslims of kill yourself, faggot

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

stop replying to slide threads you fuck knuckle
STOP IT

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

That's a drugged result vs average bro. They're also closer in lower body than grip strength.

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

Just know, I wish you sick gains in the temple of iron my baltic brother
same. i only post this way to help others. if you lift then keep lifting and bettering yourself, friend. i mean it from the bottom of my heart.

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

A pro woman soccer player would also break your ankles.
im not under 15 sorry

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

don't tell me where and what to post you fucking cucked nigger. like i said, go burn a mosque down or else stop posting at me

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

I'm in my 30's with a bad back and fucked up knees and I would still destroy all of them, even 13 year old me would.

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Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

keep giving shills tacit approval you -273 IQ dumbass

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Haha that is art right there. I am forced against my will to both laugh and think at the same time.

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

nobody gives a shit you cock sucker. this is an anonymous cartoon porn imageboard, not your heavily-moderated r*ddit subforum. report me to the newfag jannies, sage the thread, and move on.

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

everyone who ever posted in this thread without a sage needs to go back, you are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo real
one post by this ID
33 posts by this ID
fucking hell are you retarded or what

im outtie

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Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

im outtie
you're here forever

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

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Jack Evans
Jack Evans

Any male WNBA player would obliterate a female WNBA player
A professional male MMA fighter would obliterate a female one
A male pro soccer player would obliterate a female pro soccer player
a male pro tennis player would obliterate a female tennis player
Nice R*ddit spacing, by the way

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Jose White
Jose White

Didn't a high school boys team beat the American women's soccer champions?

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

worth more than four women.

Even the bagel man let?

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

You mean Rich has passed away
Fucking roid head

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

Fucking roid head
yes, and he was very open about his steroid abuse, and he constantly advised young lifters against it and he was truthful about the negative effects about juice. try watching some of his stuff, he'll grow on you

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

I would never hit a female MMA fighter, I might fucking kill her.
A high school JV squad could beat the Womens world cup champions
marca.com/en/more-sports/2017/06/27/595296da468aeb99218b464c.html

Now go back to fisting your fathers asshole faggot

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

Men are hilarious.
We are

Any WNBA player would break your ankles.
Any NBA player would break hers

A professional woman MMA would kick your ass.
A professional male MMA fighter would kick hers.

A pro woman soccer player would also break your ankles.
Teenage boys routinely kick the assess of professional women's teams.

A woman pro tennis player would summarily dismiss you in a few minutes,
Professional male tennis players

Get over yourselves.
This is what we tell women all the time.

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Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

rich and zyzz are dead while we are are still here. Imagine being so insecure you kill yourself

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

zyzz
zyzz was an absolute faggot. he juiced from day1 and attentionwhored relentlessly. /fit/ is not one person

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

Nope, even out of shape I would kick the woman mma fighter. I would bumrush her then beat her titties and body. Then fuck her.

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Good thing they suck dick....they'd starve

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

THREAD IS OVER, FOLKS

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

Calm down Jamal, go smoke a pack of swisher sweets and yell muh dick a couple times and you will feel better.

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Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Can you imagine being so retarded that you post to someone that has a discussion in a slide thread about how he should not post on a slide thread, and then post 6 times yourself. Do you think he has enough brains to understand the irony or did he snuff too much petrol. I myself think its a combination of the two.

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

slide thread
i will post in any thread that i please. here's a hit, newfag: you can hide threads.

John King
John King

Do you even lift bro?

Jace Perry
Jace Perry

women have to focus their entire lives on something to be better at it than an average man

yeah lol thats why they're shit

literally not one thing women do better than men when comparing people of both genders who set their mind to mastering the same thing

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Very debatable. You're a fucking idiot

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

male NBA player

Logan James
Logan James

good thing I don't have ankles or an arse

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

I'm quite certain that I could assemble a team of 11 average <30 year old men from my local pub and within 6 months of training could absolutely shit on any professional womens' football team.

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

I went to a sports highschool. It was co ed. On a regular basis the guys from my wrestling class would train with the Trainers/teachers from the girls class, when they were preping for big events. I had bouts with women that went to euro and world champinoships. And I wasn't good enough to go to Polish Champs for boys under 21.

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

your lack of mobility is something you should work on. an adult that can't achieve a full squat is a sad thing imo. it is a very natural position, but our (me included) habits of sitting in chairs all day have wrecked our mobility.

imagine being in a position wherein you believe that performing a full squat is an insurmountable obstacle. this is sad

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

I guess you're not that smart either, I supported you. I mocked the retard that told you not to reply to a slide thread while he posted 6 times himself.

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

why the hell would you want to do squats in the first place, doing sports your damaging your knees anyway. Any series of squats you do shortens your sports career, not to mention that any knee injury will just make your investment of 11 years at school go bye bye,

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

any anomaly woman would kick your ass
thanks, brainlet.

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

My sister is a professional mma fighter, she has coached two Olympic teams. She can lift me over her fucking head.

And I still kick her ass when sparing. She can't out grapple me. Admittedly, I have to stay out of range of her legs because her kicks would take my head clean off. The whole time I'm trying to get in close to grapple and shes trying to get head kicks off.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

gooks really overrate their intelligence, evidenced here

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

1 POST BY THIS ID 4 FUCKING HOURS AGO AND 160 FUCKING POSTS
OMFG YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP RESPONDING TO THIS SHIT AND DIG ON EPSTEIN!
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Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

that's hot, when's the last time you two fucked?

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

sorry man, i've been drinking :) no hard feelings

yeah you're right just sit on your ass all day lmao!

on a more serious note, different people have different life goals. myself, i want to see where my human limits are in terms of strength. i haven't juiced yet, i'm 32 years old and i am quite strong by natty standards. when i hit about 45-50 years old i'll start taking some testosterone (not too much) to accommodate the natural decrease. that said, i understand that the natural decrease in testosterone is to evolutionary benefit--older men should become less aggressive and less "masculine" to help provide for future generations, but i want to push myself as far as i can go. i have my life goals, and you have yours. yes, i've had injuries, and i've overcome them, but 100% of my injuries were 100% my own fault, pushing myself further that i should have, not listening to my body and trying to use sheer force-of-will to overcome fatigue, and the like. i know that if i'm 70 years old and my body is battered and beaten, i'll reminisce on the days when i could squat 530+ pounds, deadlift 700+ pounds, ohp 250+ pounds, etc, as great achievements in my life and a testament to what is possible. you do you, and i'll do me, friend. i hope the best for you in life, and i only ask you to hope the same for me

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

people like to post in threads that i don't like
welcome to Jow Forums, newfag. it's not your own personal thread

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

Korea

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Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

That's cheating! Fucker's using bionic arm and leg!

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

Jow Forums
politics
"women can kick your ass HUR DUR 1 POST"

guess who's the newfag nigger

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

The humiliating part must have been being beaten by a bunch of 15 year old boys.

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

sage the thread, hide the thread, and go post in pedoparty epstein island thread #69 if you like. i enjoy those threads, too, but i'm having a good time shitposting here at the moment. Jow Forums is not your personal playground. report the thread, report me, hide the thread, and move on

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

We have never fucked. We used to make out a lot because we would travel for competitions and missed years of schooling, her best friend sucked me off while she watched when I was 11 and she was 16.

I stopped competing in 2011 she kept going and now does it as a job. If I wasn't allowed to grapple she would beat me every time I can't strike like her.

Pic related, just moved into a new place, all my other trophies and medals are still boxed up.

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Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

tranny fighter beats women
tranny weightlifters beat female records
teenage boys beat female football ""pros""
WHAT NOW YOU 똥꼬충 세끼야?

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Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

this is one of the hottest posts i've ever read on the chins

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

maybe if I was a weak chink like you

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

Ho much ya deadlift squat bench?

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Magical and/or divine warrior princess (in the flick). Her powers got nothing to do with the real world, twice removed (still just a flick).
In other words, just like a real woman.
unrelated
youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE&t=57s
(spoiler, she breaks his ankles at 2:55)

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

i gave an idea here

my best were in pounds, rounding using 45lb plate standards
diddly: 725
squat: 565
bench: 390
ohp: 270
bb row (strict): 300
bb row (cheat, which is still a legit lift): 345
weighted pull-up: + 130lbs

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

i should say that the bb rows were pendlay rows

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

how does squats are dangerous mean your siting on your ass. you have dead lift, work on hand and grip strenght, on your back and core muscles. fucking up you kness by doing squats the way you showed them is a good way to end your career or even not starts it at all. Just get an injury at 19, and now you can't even work at a farm or construction site, because your limping after 1 hour of work.

Again I get deadlift, pull ups are obligatory, grip strenght training too, maybe if someone realy has bad legs they can do zerchers, but real squats with full load, that is stupidity unless someone is a body builder or something. But then your not really using your muscles, you just makes them big and proper hsaped.

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

in my honest opinion, deadlifts are much, much, MUCH more dangerous that squats in a risk/reward trade-off

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

that
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Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Well I never had problems with them. Maybe it is genetic or something. squats on the other hand when I go over 450 feel as if am about to blow my knee caps off. I would rather do a 2 hour run pre training every day, then do them.

Josiah James
Josiah James

yeah, i have longer femurs and when i start to load on the deadlift my back is more horizontal, but squats feel great. i love (and hate) deadlifts because you can just mong the weight up if you're feeling really aggressive. deads have injured me the most of any lift, and i almost quit doing them altogether but i just can't stop myself

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

Notice how none of the women even attempt. Even basedboys would try and jump for it, they may not succeed but they'd try.

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Kek. If you have children don't leave them alone in their own hotel room or they will most likely start experimenting.

Also here is a close up of the trophy. 2nd in the world in 2011. Got beaten by an American. Give me praise lads.

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Asher Moore
Asher Moore

That seems to be a thing in wrestling too. We had two pairs of sibling trainers, and the word of mouth legend goes that they would fuck each other after training. Not 100% if true, but they did both get cross married when I was in the last year at school.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

yup, the best woman athletes could probably beat an average guy

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

That is only true if the man is asian and women are european.

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Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

A pro woman soccer player would also break your ankles.
im not 14, you weak bait faggot

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

Give me praise lads.
you have mine. i have never competed except against myself, and i have most respect for those that put themselves out there to succeed or fail in the face of another's wrath. i am a very solitary person and i fine that having it be just me vs. the weight is what i prefer.

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

Asian men BTFO

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William Foster
William Foster

Well I guess we don't disagree then, it is more of a personal preferance then.

Not going to say I haven't seen injuries from deadlifts. A friend of my riped his rhomboid muscle trying to break the school record, when he was 16.

I don't know, there is something about competitions, that after them when all are busted on the last day at the hotel, and you no longer have to worry about weight, alcohol and "other" stuff, they turn in to litteral orgies. that is why under 16y olds have to be locked. But guys like me, suicidial morons that we were at 16, do stuff like jumping from one balcony to another just to get to the party.

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

A friend of my riped his rhomboid
oof that sucks but at least it wasn't his lower back. that's the worst.

they turn in to litteral orgies
i have only had sex with one woman ever, my wife. i don't look down or up to others that like to play around, i am just not a social person. we are going to have a child soon and it scares me, it almost makes me want to stop pushing so hard at the gym so that i can be not broken to help my son or daughter through life. life is confusing and there are no good answers it seems to me

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Spotted the unlovable harridan.
How's your son, the dog?

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Michael Walker
Michael Walker

and still, the only way i would pay to watch women play a sport is if they were doing it naked

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Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

tennis/football players
muscles

lmao

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

I think a few good rules to follow are that A it is better to do something then nothing B over doing stuff, even when it is technicaly good for you always ends bad and C you always trade something for something. You can be a good healthy working out dad, but you will never be the world champ. on the flip side, there is no such thing as a healthy and not a bit insane world champs. All world class people are I met, at events or at school were crazy in their head.

congratulations to the baby coming user, anyway more important then anything down the line.

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

Pee pee poo poo

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

Worthless thread to undermine this place. Use filters.

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Mason Ward
Mason Ward

OPs are hilarious (Sometimes. But not today.)

A joiner could kill one with a hammer blow to the skull

A restaurant dishwasher could kill one by drowning them in a dirty sink full of spaghetti scraps

A chicken-sexer could kill one by filling their esophagus and airways with live poultry

A wheelchair bound cripple could kill one by driving over them repeatedly

Get over yourself...

...and stop making shit threads

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Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

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Juan Lee
Juan Lee

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Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

liberals must believe females are physically equal to men or else it can be used as an argument against their anti gun position

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

1 post by this ID

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

4 SCOOPS C'MON

RIP (Rest In Protein) Grand Piano, you have left us all behind

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

i've just had a lie down and deeply thought about if for 10 minutes and i reckon i could fight 14 average women at once and win

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

Why did you even post this in this thread. Your post is completely off-topic, and doesn't matter at all really.
Hell I don't even hide my power level, and blacks don't mind talking to me, I get plenty of socialization and tail, and everyone is nice to me (except for every female professor in my college's English department, for some reason lol).

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