Tomorrow, the great British anti-wank law will take effect

Brits, will massive no fap due to no loicense turn millions into zombies within days?

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>time to Shariah you gently

Honestly I think this is going to have an overall good outcome. Porn is bad for you and your brain. It's a weapon used to thrn you into docile sheep.

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>he didn't get the memo

It was delayed, again. Hopefully indefinitely.

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The memo how not to wank at midnight or authorities will shoot your dog?

This doesn't stop people from getting it in the slightest
The only thing it would do is level off activity on sites that are big enough to warrant an age checker and force people to diversify into sites like reddit that don't count under the law

This is a good thing. Porn is degenerate. Maybe we'll see white births go up as a result of the Brits blocking porn.

Hopefully why? It will cause people to rise up, even if you don't understand the mechanics.

that's crazy porn sites are the last people i'd give credit info too

Even if it works exactly like the government envision and every website either blocks UK IP addresses or signs up to their AgeID scheme, it will be exactly as effective and as easy to bypass as region locking a Youtube video. People wont rise up, they'll just be mildly inconvenienced,

I'll be seeding for you bongs.

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gotta pay $20 for the masturbation license.
also, all the muslims are gonna go on a rape spree.

Based

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this is actually a good thing unless it blocks more things that aren't porn which is not unlikely

Unironically based

Logic almost as bad as christfedoras blaming their virginity on toastie roasties.

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I'm usuaully against censorship but this is fine.

Unpopular opinion. Porn should be banned entirely and not hidden behind a paywall.

So basically tomorrow.
and what poor Brits would have to do to get sex? Rape?

Just get porn anyway. If I could do it as a child so can they.

Based a*glos ban all porn.

Cheers Cletus.

>turn millions into zombies
If anything a porn ban might wake up the zombies wanking away their lives.

Broken clock case. But I question how they're going to implement it successfully.

This explains a lot about Canadians.

And here's me downloading TB's worth over the last few months for nothing.

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with how smutty the bbc is, it seems like this has been engineered to fail.

british television is the most offensive and vile garbage out there. so that they are enforcing this is out of character and obviously some kind of jewish tricks are at work or england is reacting against it.

i don't have a problem with this in principle, but i think it is related to some kind of online registry for monitoring online activity and veiling itself as moral.

because anyone that has seen british television knows it is consciously pornographic and offensive and smutty for even minors.

So I guess they got Shariah for UK...

i agree, but i think it is really just a way to cloak monitoring peoples' online activity. it is an online registry to monitor online activity.

Do very few people wear glasses there because Pol Pot killed them all, thus improving the population's eyesight as those with weaker eyes were culled?

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We did it pol!

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Actually based

Is this just a way to prevent evidence of the elites' pedophilia and child sacrifice from being exposed? And a justification for incarcerating anyone who tries to expose it?

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Those who know what to do will bypass it.
Those who don't will be driven deeper in to the less reputable websites.
This law will backfire in the most spectacular way imaginable. I look forward to the fireworks.

yeah and probably a way to monitor the sexual habits of legal adult citizens.

and also a gateway to other controls and registries.

BBC is such a smutty nasty vile network and is endorsed by the worst government (and queen, of whose reign the entire empire vanished) ever in the uk.

so this is obviously not really in the best interests of the UK. it is something evil masquerading as somehting good.

More likely what you’ll see is the number of shitskins raping women.

Right? They obviously aren't motivated by concern for the purity of the common people. At best it is just a pretext for selective persecution.

Did you ever take a break from the porn and try rubbing your little chubbie to sesame street?

>stop fapping
>become super human
>save money on loicense
Fuck you jews, making fun of bongs.

>Installs free VPN or uses Tor.
>carries on as usual
Are British politicians really this thick? No need to answer.

I don't think it will ever come into effect because I don't think it's a serious law. It's some kind of psyop: propose nanny-ish, restriction on personal freedom and judge the public reaction. Gauge the reaction and craft appropriate responses and then some way down the line actually enforce real restrictions on liberties and use what you've learned to counter the backlash. Also by proposing and delaying in this fashion you wear away people's interest and will to resist. It's fishy.