500.000 people pledge to storm Area 51

US Military replies: The Military ‘Stands Ready’


HOLY SHIT!! HAPPENING!!!!!!!

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The U.S. Air Force has now offered a word of caution to the more than half a million people who said they would be attending the Facebook event “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” in September: “[Area 51] is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,”spokeswoman Laura McAndrews told The Washington Post. “The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA!!!!!

Despite the warning, users are still posting memes theorizing the best way to break into the top-secret facility on the event page, where organizers said, “If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets.”

there will be a large group demonstration at or as near to the main gate as they can get with plenty of selfie opportunities for all and a line of soldiers standing guard on the other side of the fence laughing at the dumb hippies
not very happening

That's rich
Nobody stopped the 50 to 100 that came at the southern border

the retard US soldiers can't even stop 1000s of illegals entering your country.

I thought it was a meme

shows how retarded the US military is.

This is PR nightmare for them


>[Area 51] is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,”spokeswoman Laura McAndrews told The Washington Post. “The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.

Why would they even reply like that?

they have more than enough time to get rid of evidence now

Wasted digits. Best and most hilarious outcome would be violence

>PR nightmare
you obviously don't understand how america works.
all this does is strengthen our resolve of laughing at idiots.

>Best and most hilarious outcome would be violence
incorrect!
best and most hilarious would be roll out of 2% of area 51's forces and watching 100k people flee in terror.

They might think it's a Chink or Russia meme psy-op to get people into the Skunk Works shit.

"our resolve"
are you retarded?

The US soldiers talk like niggers. Pic related
You want to identify with people like that?

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nobody thinks they'll actually get inside but they may get closer than anyone has ever been before
all those cameras so close to the base may even be why this event popped out of no place perhaps started by a state actor of (((some))) sort

why? The US military serves the people. They should be scared of the people, not vica-versa

>redditors vs 3000rpm challenge
yeah i wish

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they take this serious

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>September 20th 2019
>The US President has deployed the 1st Marine Division and the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 7th, 29th, 34th, 35th and 38th Infantery Divisions to Area 51
>Over 800,0000 people have gathered beyond the perimeter
>The crowd starts to roll
>Shooting begins
>Hundreds of thousands die
>Videos of the slaughter make it to social media
>This results in an outrage
>The 800.000 now get support by every gun owning American
>A brutal war erupts that makes the Civil War look like a petting zoo
>Tens of millions of Americans die within days
>The USA is reduced to a 3rd world country in weeks
>China and India take over
>Pollution of the athmosphere reaches unprecedented highs
>Global warming accelerates, killing billions
>2030
>Earth is largely depopulated
>A planetary carcass, roaming the universe without purpose
>All because of "Muh aliens"
The absolute state of the society in which we indeed do live in.

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fucking hippies are trying again lol

Remember, though, if you're a citizen, they'll fire on you

Unironically thinking Area 51 is like Area 25.

Americans are dumb - the post

That's because that's not their job, toothpaste

This. Get mexicans and ecuadorians to storm it. They will be invited inside given shelter and food

>he doesn't know
we're so much better than you.
just cry already.

>internet pledges
like 20 people might show up

they should take it serious
most folks go alone and get stopped miles from the fence
these people are going to be right outside the fence with 100s of smart phones all trying to record anything they can reach
it would be a goldmine for an enemy intelligence gathering operation or a great cover for a small group to try something much larger that's been planned a lot longer than this faceburg event

the fall of the empire will be amazing

>The US military serves the people
those that want to break into area 51 and divulge our military secrets to foreign nations are not our people, they are insurgents.

Why not Fort Knox?
Area 51 is a distraction.

THIS IS A FUCKING PODESTA PSY-OP WITH UNKNOWN IMPLICATIONS

THIS IS NOT REAL AND NEITHER OS THE "BIZZ" SURROUNDING IT

ANYTHING INVOLVING ALIENS WILL BE FAKED BECAISE IT VOMES FROM PODESTA AND HIS CULT

>20 people show up
>one guy tries to run through the gate and gets arrested
>the end

>may get closer than anyone has ever been before
people have made it inside.
they just get escorted out because they're old crackpots.

kek

>Why would they reply like that?

As you can see it’s a womyn. Thousands will die.

What are you going to discover at ft knox? There's no gold there.

post hole, cunt.

Exactly.

BAZZA AFTER RETURNING FROM THE AREA 51 RAID

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yea like Jesse ventura? lmfao

Podesta and DeLonge are co-ordinating on aliens....for your benefit? Get fucking real. There is a major psy op here and it is fifth column in nature.

t. Sgt Wilson Camp Humpreys

they also didn't mark the time and date on facebook and tell the guard they were coming

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The USAF should kill as many as possible. The gene pool will be as proved.

If only the military would kill those coming across the southern border.

Storm the homes of politicians, media trash, and corporate cancer for their support for the millions 3rd worlders who have flooded across the US border

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you don't want to know what's under knox...
>du
>iridium
>solidified radon

>US Military replies: The Military ‘Stands Ready’
500,000 people
They are crossing the desert to storm the weapons testing facility.
Military
>Okay troops, we get are long awaited mass population test
>They break out the 5G brown noise weapon
>Fire
>500,000 people simultaneously shit themselves in the desert
>moans of dis-pare heard for 100 miles around
>laughter hear around the rest of the world, except for redit where the feminists are screaming "how could Trump do such a thing".

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>aliens
nobody cares about mexicans.

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Protect America by killing Americans. We pay for it but we can't even look at it!

everyone that sets foot in the area is automatically drafted into two years of service?

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>20 people show up
>one guy get super high and stumbles towards the area because of lmao weed dude yolo. Is rejected at the gate
>the end

,000 people simultaneously shit themselves in the desert
It will be a very small percentage of the 500,000 who actually make it there.

Why does it talk like that?

i heard in a rumour tahat even if you got inside the nerve gas would get you or the machines guns.

but I hear a rumour that raw platinum is in there
that's not worth it then those are just useless elements to normies

FUCK!
The room is dark
One of the screens is GREEN!
GREEN MOTHERFUCKER
This means it's very serious indeed...

yes

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I wish Art Bell was alive to see this.

protect america by killing americans
big brained

100% CIA/MOSSAD/MI6 led to paint Trump's Administration as evil and the cause if guards open fire on Americans

big plane

how is this not End Game in real life ?

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We wont fire on invading criminals that will damage us citizens.

We will fire on us citizens for coming near our base.

Man, fuck the military.

The fact that such a large number of burgers is taking this ridiculous meme seriously tells you everything you need to know. The stupidity of this idea is off the charts. Yes, the military is watching you post online. Yes, they will protect their interests. Yes, they will use an extremely violent response against anyone who arrives at those gates and tries to enter.

it's Nevada
they'll probably be firing on 60% illegals anyway

ayy lmaos are a very serious issue and we shouldn't meme it.

they're superior beings that don't give a fuck about human sovereignty on earth, and we can't do shit to stop their experiments/abductions (that sometimes are fatal)

They hide their existence so we don't revolt against them.

Real question, what if they actually find aliens?

this.

You realize this is a psyop to get the conspiracy people to stop talking about and investigating Epstein

They rather you talk about aliens

Then ICE will be busy.

The US military will be loving this. It gives them a chance to test out their non-lethal weaponry on a mass scale.

>Protesters be like

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>dell keyboards

Ayy lmao orgy?

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>such a large number of burgers
0.1528117359413203%

correct!

user, THEY are the aliens.

>he thinks theyll be able to kill hundreds of thousands when almost a million will storm
after the first 30 bullets the people will be at their throats

>what if they actually find aliens?
they will, they are stationing illegals there this very moment.

I’m just hoping to see the carnage on Beat Gore.

>after the first 30 bullets the people will be at their throats
how are you this stupid?
after the first 30 bullets the people will scatter.

>roll out Groom Lake Schizophrenia causing energy weapons to use on all the loonies storming the base
>IT DOES NOTHING

>Beat Gore
big
dirty
stinking
bass

bruh it's totally like the newest capeshit, let me crack open my sóylent real quick

I like this idea.

For you

>swear to protect the nation against enemies foreign and domestic

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No, only us citizens are dumb enough to storm a military base in search of ayyys.

4 U

then why do you worry?

Isn’t this supposed to be taking place in September? Literally no one is gonna give a fuck about it in 2 months.

They will protect the Ayay's

>he thinks those that want to come here to work and spend money are "enemies"

what a waste of military spending. no one's gonna show up and fucking no one is gonna risk their life for a joke or a possiblity of aliens

PLEASE PLEASE let it happen just this one time

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what made you think i ever worry?
;)

Nice try, burger. Any number higher than a few dozen is absolute proof of how many retards you've got down there. And why exactly aren't more of your people up in arms about all the illegals at the border? Checkmate.

>taking place in September
>nevada desert is cold as fuck that time of year

>the people will scatter

You seriously underestimate the crazy involved with the ayy fanatics in the usa. They would get major conspiracy bragging rights for getting a bullet wound in pursuit of the truth.