Say hello to the new James Bond

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looks like a dude

OP is a faggot

Hahahaha

say hello to the catalog.

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Hey you forgot the link bitch boi

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I guess she can play a spy going undercover as a turd looking to infiltrate some local Synagogue in order to find what's up some rabbi's ass.

Just like every "Historical" Negro

Lashana Lynch

Teaches Slavery to her children by naming them

LASH AND A LYNCH

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And that is what this nigger fucking deserves

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Hello

You know what? I read the article boys. I have some choice quotes for you.

"It's a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he's been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman."
>So there's a woman whose job it is now to run around and try to be James Bond. Big fuckin' whoop, dude.
>"Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don't work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed. Well, certainly not at the beginning."
>Did you catch that? James Bond fucks this random black bitch. Not the first time he's done that.
>"But that's not all - the insider also told the publication that the term 'Bond girl' is now strictly forbidden."

This movie is secretly based, because they literally have James mothafuckin' Bond directly compared to her, and everyone likes him better, they already know it. What's her name? Shayquana Bomboclaa or some shit.

TL;DR - This hoe is just another bond girl. If James Bond is in the movie, and he fucks a girl that immediately just throws her in with the rest.

Good job on making a new 007 guys. Great concepts. :)

Not only that.
She is going to play a lesbian James bond.
So bond will still seduce women.

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Holy fucking shit lmfao

SHOOT THE NIGGER

For some reason I'm more okay with that than if they went for a black dude.

Looks British to me.

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kek

I'm tired of old man Daniel Craig, due is pushing mid-50s. I want to see a young black bull or bull-ess

Nigger

All they need to do is a blacked remake of the good the bad and the ugly and the circle of destruction will be complete.

goodbye

A C C E L E R A T E

And join the Mars General Thread.

>Ethnoplanet?

No nigger.

>Ethnogalaxy

We just quarantine Earth.

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In retrospect I regret memeing this

And just call it The Bad and the Ugly?

I look forward to the shrinking box office numbers

Is it a male or female nigger? It looks like a guy who claims transfaggotry because he can't succeed as a man.

My name is Booga... Ooga Booga.

I hope the subhuman sheboon gets lynched before she retardedly ruins the series.

She's hotter than the average white british blob that's for sure.

>James Bond
>nigger
honk honk

Da name be'z Laqueesha , Lafonda Laqueesha

Woke and blackpilled

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WE

Payback time. You will regret whitewashing our history.

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>inb4 its called Reparation of Kings

>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don't work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed.
literally strong independent black woman that don't need no man

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egyptians were not black

>Lashana
>Lynch
There are alerady 2 memes here

>black
>lesbian

is 007 going to suffer an injury that makes her disabled too?

>Lashana done been taken over whitey n sheet fuh reel
Amerifats, please try to keep your 'country' under control.

The egyptians weren't black you dumb nigger.

> me name Bond, Brit Bond

You could say the franchise got Lynch'd pretty fucking hard.

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mi ah get licence to queng all dee badmen

Egyptians are not black, you dumb nigga

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Worst sales in history. Watch, and mark my words. Niggers do not go to the movies. Not one white man will go to this. I am bummed because I watched James bond with my Dad allot as a kid and we bonded over it, no pun intended.

Why is everything getting niggered?

imagine basing your pride in your race on Egypt and learning for the first time today they weren't black

>The names Bond
>Jaquanasha Bond

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the problem is it's a trap, confirmation bias for them
if you don't go and it does bad they'll say it's because you are racist/sexist, but really not necessarily, just a disagreement with their foundation premises for their political philosophy

>Black woman in James Bond
Nobody remember Halle 'BlackBerry' here?
KYS Zoomers.

Why can't they at least pick a hot one

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Oh well good riddance to bad trash. People need to wake up, and I want to thank all the jews for soiling the legacy of their creations in an effort to drive people away from it and targeting niggers with their testosterone sapping brainwash is perfectly OK with me.
No white person should be drawing inspiration or looking up to modern day kike filth.

No shes not a bond girl, shes literally the new 007 agent.

Think of all the gadgets that you could pack into a wheelchair

Idris Elba would unironically have beeen a better choice

>Jaquanasha Bond
your mission is to find Dr Vladimir Pavel.
>he being made to cultivate a biological weapon of Mu'ab Mohammed the leader of Al Queda

Y'ALL CRAZY!
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT NIGGA
WHERE'S MY KFC..

I actually want it to happen. A black women is a lot better than a black man in this situation. In approaches something that is so out of the realm of possibility that it can't just be slipped past people, as well even if it does slip past people if the agent in a woman the entire dynamic is different and the fact that they are technically 007 is meaningless

The Key to this is to ramp up the absurdity of what they are doing such that it is no longer subversive

Come home black man

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Too huwite.

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>00sheboon

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Nigger

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Lmao, I figured (((they)))would replace James bonde with a bigger but not a women nigger. Can ww3 please hurry?

Niggers don’t use Jow Forums, nice try.

Fucking high caste poojeets are no match for the murican pavement sheboon.

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Your a dumb fucking nigger. Get back to picking cotton before I whip you.

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It's so tiresome. Every remake of movies they try to blackwash or make it into a female instead... all because "social justice"... So very tiresome...

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Dr Pavel is too busy making a nuke for Bane.

>Dr Pavel is too busy making a nuke for Bane.

who is trying to take down the hero Blackman.

Well he did break blackman's back and throw him in a hole with no fried chiggum.

I'd rather see a separate, alternative-universe distaff 007 franchise. Just make everyone female, I'd watch it.

I thought it was a joke at first but so many threads.


Ahahahaha if they kill the franchise like this.

James Bond? Who cares? I want to see the remake of ROOTS! This is going to be awesome!

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Was yul brynner even white?

So... They gonna call it Goldnigger or The Welfare is Not Enough?

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>implying we don't need to come back to earth at some point and bomb it from orbit
Eradicate the disease once and for all.

Dr. Shieet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare

KEK you guys

>00SHIEEEEEEEEEET

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Look at me...


I am the double-oh seven now.

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One Malt Liquor. Stolen, not purchased.

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As a britbong this is a fucking dick in the arse of what values we have left. Just yesterday twitter was crying over Scarelet Johanson saying she can play anyone. But apparently any black can play anyone. Fucking peak clown world, hopefully this will redpill a few normies to what's happening on a larger scale.

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>James Browned AY007
Why must the bongs cuck themselves on a daily basis?

Yep, they aren't making this hard at all.

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It might redpill a few boomers, but the point of this is to eradicate white British culture so that future generations think it was always blacked so they won't complain. Like the re-writing of English history to contain blacks.

I think I was saying this would happen to my girlfriend just the other day when we were talking about dr who.

I hope this stupid fad dies soon. How much money can the movie producers lose doing this garbage?

>people don't want a black man to be bond
>surely they'll accept a black woman

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This. The sheboon is just funny.

Miss me with that blackwash famaIam

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That's it, it's the death of a franchise.

kek

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