The new James bond film will be played by a nigress

OH NO

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FUCKING WHY

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You do realise these kind of things basically mark the end of the franchise

i havnt watched movies in like 6 or 7 years, but i doubt they needed some nigress to "end" these franchises, they have all seemed like grug tier trash for a long time

Looks like the franchise just got Lynched.

Thank god. At least it isn’t this.

>mfw every little white gurl grows up on nigger chads in every fucking piece of media

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Is this real?

still they'll wonder why it wont make profit

are there no attractive black women in Britain? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Manly as fuck

Spoiler. Craig dies and she becomes 007. Not a very subtle metaphor if I do say so

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Movies are a dying industry. No one watches them anymore and James Bond is an old dead franchise. They are only doing this to piss off the boomers who grew up on James Bond movies. They know the only fans who still care about it are in their 50s and above, so they want to fuck with them.
They don't care about the market. It's not even their own money they are spending to make these movies, it's money some rich jewish banker gave them.

Don’t forget
Nigfinger

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says 'Come in 007', and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.
>It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman.

So Bond still exists but the 007 number is given to the aforementioned stunning woman because of reasons. Can't just generate another 00-number because that would be racis an shieet.

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Its a rumour

IT"S REAL!

HAHAHAHA

I was done with kike media awhile back

Feels extremely good not giving time and money to black people or black entertainment

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So yes?

Just dont watch and dont talk about it

My name is Booga. Ooga Booga.

It's rumored she will take the 007 title in the series, but not becoming James Bond, meaning she will not be the next James bond main character but in the lore will be 007. I take it no one hear actually read the article.

Further proof that kikes are entering a post-scarcity phase. It's no longer about the money, it's about sending a message. They truly hate western civilization and want to watch it burn.

100% this

Please provide link, or it will be catalogued as Jussie Smollet.

Don't bring Congo into this shit. I love that movie.

Why are these blackwash negresses always so fucking ugly?

However, if we're unlucky they can use this as an excuse to kill off bond and make the new character a different person now(her). Or it will just be one of those things where she does some heroic act and dies and then is given the title 007 or some shit.

well I guess it won't be a steaming pile then...

Come home black man

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The man with the golden nike

>Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman.
What the fuck does this mean to you dick face?

>RIP bond franchise
Imagine being so disconnected from the current state of affairs, as a kike, that to combat the rising sentiment of white supremacy... is to fucking put a nigger bitch in the lead role of the new Bond flick... These Jews must be literally fucking bonkers... But yea, goodbye James Bond. I'll never watch another one.

In the lore he should've already lost his 007 title really. unfortunately this could be used as a way to rebrand James bond franchise, continuing the 007 title with the negress.

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because you're black, right..... lol. You silly nigger

A nigger, by definition, can't be a chad, since he's a nigger.

Coonraker

>Quantum of melon
>Never say nigga again, nigga
>octocoochy

I hope you choke to death on a fat penis tonight. You wolfbeard-neckshirt Fedora wearing poofster.

I'm white.
I like Congo because its a good movie.
All Michael Crichton movies are good.

The obvious reason this would matter is that James Bond is implied male and is consistently white. As he is based on OSS actions undertaken by the book's author during the aftermath of WW2. The new generation will have disconnected from that root of the character with this new adaptation. Its black washing history.

The fuck are you talking about Davido? At-least I didn't leave my country to go teach in Japan with the hopes of finding an Asian girl because white women don't accept you.

>The spy who shouted at my friends outside the liqour store

>For this mission i got something special for you 007
>Hangar opens up
>*Smack lips*
>This is your new car.

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He's right though, Congo is an extremely kino movie.

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>played by negress
More like introduced to becoming the new 007

2/10 bait made me check.

Whiteopussy

the 13th warrior was absolute shit, but Timeline was pretty interesting, and Jurassic park was alright. Have a (You) for your non-jewish preference of movie directors.

Someone here has to watch it though. You know, to know how bad it is.

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motherfucker, how fucking dare you say the 13th warrior was shit? It was a great fucking movie you goddamn hebrew

Who cares? Let (((Hollywood))) continue to be an ouroboros eating it’s own tail. Why the fuck haven’t you taken the unplug pill?

Noice

Yes, I know it was, stop busting my balls you silly goose.

Another franchise gone. Sorry, whitey had enough of your shit.

idris elba would, unironically, be a better black woman

>chad
A yellow eyed nigger. You know it reeks of kools and shit

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KEK

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>you goddamn hebrew
Yeah, i don't think so, you projecting fucking kike. I'd shove your stupid silly little hat up your ass if you get close enough to me. It was a shit movie. 2 hours of waiting for action and nothing fucking happens. Go ahead.... destroy my credit score, you coin clipper

I have hope that the average movie goer will say fuck it and this movie will tank. I mean, it’s almost satire at this point how they just take a beloved franchise and throw in a different gender/race. When’s Harry Potter going to be rebooted with a pansexual Asian female lead?

Are they going to reverse the role of Bond too, as she's the criminal?

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They should have used Oprah.

>Oprah tied to table. Laser cutting towards her body.
>Oprah07-"Do you expect me to talk?"
>Spectre leader "No, Mrs Bond. I expect you to..."
>Oprah07 "Just look under this torture bench."
>Spectre leader "What"
>Oprah07 "Just look underneath this torture bench and you will find the key s TO YOUR VERY OWN NEW CAR!"
>Spectre leader "But, what? Uhh. What? What is going on?"
>He reaches underneath the laser torture bench.
>A package is beneath, moving slightly.
>It suddenly bursts open. A pneumatic blast covers the Spectre leader in makeup and a cheap white dress.
>Harvey Weinstein drunkenly jumps out.
>300 pounds of semi erect rape crushes him.
>Cue James Bond theme

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>1. Announce Lashanda Bond.
>2. Comb through Youtube and Twitter comments for the angriest 0.001% of them.
>3. Have media friends write righteous articles about the "hate campaign" against the movie, demanding that all good people go see it to spite the racists/sexists.
>4. Profit.

It's the Ghostbusters model, which kept that movie from losing as much as it should have, and made Captain Marvel profitable. They'll keep using it as long as it works.

fake news asshole

>the 13th warrior was absolute shit
Hey fuck you buddy. That's my favorite of the Crichton movies.

A view to a KFC

Rich coming from you

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Well, Bond is british.

Comin Straight from the Underground, with Love

>They don't care about the market.
Yeah, you can't use "follow the money" in these cases. Sure, they'd like it to make money so they can keep doing what they're doing. But they figure they can force a profit with marketing and media hype. So they can destroy the classic heroes and remake the franchises in their own image, while still making enough money to live well. So far, it's working.

> 2 hours of waiting for action and nothing fucking happens
I literally just watched it last night, there are like five separate battle scenes. Plus it's one of the few movies where white men are portrayed as the alphas and the minority character is the pussy, at least in the beginning of the movie.

Because you're a closet homosexual. It happens... I guess... Still a shitty fucking movie though

Go watch Mel Gibson's "The Patriot" then come back and give me your teeny bopper blog post opinion, homo

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If you like the one from spice girls but that was 20 years ago.

This 100%

This. I was dreading having that nigger chase white women in a 2-hour cringefest that our children beg to go see.

The Patriot is fucking shit Davido-kun.

I like how they got the UGLIEST nigger they could find for the role. Typical Jewish bullshit, turn everything of beauty into ugly kike shit

hahaha this is good.
Wow, is /tv/ really that based? I thought racism was banned there. I'll have to check it out now