ITT: we write dialogue for the black lady 007

ITT: we write dialogue for the black lady 007.
>I got this
>let’s do this
>lemme ax you a kweshin

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I don't need no Bond

>shekin not sturt

Fucking kek

chicken. fried not cooked

ITt: we contemplate what forces could be behind the 20 threads started to advertise this

>lemmegitonedem martini thangs but with cognac
>shaken or stirred ma’am?
>Do what to who? I ain’t paying for this

ayooooo white boiii, holl uppp

o no you dih unt

>who dat?
Bix...Bix Nood

Why are you running?

>Sheeeeeiiiiit

>Lashana Lynch 7 dicks

ims a stron innapennant womon who dun nee no BON. Bedda be lee DAT

I swear trying to write ebonics is like trying to write an entirely new language

Why are black "women" so extremely ugly? Serious question

Because most people aren't into fucking wild animals

Name: Boon, She Boon.
Drink: Grape soda, shaken, not stirred.
Weapon: Tek-9.
007: Licence to kill a franchise.

lems me git dat drank shakun hunny

>"...and a car will be waiting for you 007" >"do try and bring it back in one piece this time..."
>"finna pack mah argon oil this time Q"
>"uhm...ex... excuse me 007..."
>"they out here sayin Q the best quartermaster in the game...
>"..."
>"mm... I don't know"

>LaTeesha, we need you to infiltrate their underground base and....
>ayo hold up, you got me fucked up, that ain’t my job

You mah nigga, miss mo' penny

>i got this
i gots dis*

>lets do this
Les doodis*

"Q, does this watermelon hand grenade actually work?"

>"Ok bond, you mission is simple, you're to infiltrate Vladimir's base in Moscow and retrieve the the suitcase containing the codes to..."
>"Hol up. Use b sayin I gotz to go do dis shiet by mysef? Nigga u craze. Gun get dat cracka ass ooga booga googa booga ooga bix nood
Ah fuck it I give up

I will put the evil villian on a t-shirt when I hit him with the stick. FUCK DA OPPS NO CAP!

>I can do it my self
>Did I ask for your help
>This needs a woman's touch

I mean I could just put down every cliche thing a female lead will say. It's going to be in the movie.

Kek

Yaassss
She gone git it today gurrll

Every one knows there is only one person that can pull off a solo infiltration.

"Boy I got a loicence to ILL nawadumsayin"

Gotta get dat money, mizz money penny

she's british so she'll have a fake posh accent.

>Really James? haha, allow me. Things are more modern now, you'll get used to it

We should petition for this movie to be subtitled in Pidgin for theater release because inclusion or some shit

lesgedit

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Purple Drank- Shaken, not stirred.

>A film insider has revealed the 31-year-old will be introduced during a 'pivotal' scene - but fans of the franchise needn't worry, James Bond will still be there.

>They said: There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says, 'Come in 007,' and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman. It's a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he's been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman.

>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don't work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed.

Fuck me

GUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRLLLLL

This could go in the script for real and get laughs kek

Wut Yall niggaz know about dis Astin martin up in hur? We finna do dis right hurr..

Say word ma nigga

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>lemme drive dis new whip Mr Jerome bond...oh its jameses bond? My bad guurl. Peroidt

Please tell me that's real lol that will be the end of the bond franchise

>LaTeesha, you done pissed off some powerful wypipo
>is it becuz I’m black?

ONE KOOL AID WITH LEAN.
STOLEN NOT BOUGHT.

the same forces that are behind the instore prices

>who you callin a spook?
>Weed, smoken not shared
>we up out this bich
>dis weave be kevlar

Tell me this is not real. I loved james bond so much and I have to see it get ruined in my lifetime. Pls no. I am in tears.

Q: you need to retrive this suitcase
Boon: Ayo Hol UP you be sayin I needs to Snatch dat ? I didn do nuffin

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Probably fake but at this point I don't think it would shock anyone.

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There’s no way they could write normal dialogue and act like her gender/skin cola are superfluous.

>dis weave be kevlar
DAAAAAAMN!

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Yup. Just another attempt by Hollywood to promote WMBW relationships on camera. The BMWW propaganda’s failed (despite what blacked posters would have you believe), so now they are going this track, thinking white men will be horny enough to fall for it. This too will fail.

It’ll be interesting to see if they’ll have her playing 007 in future films. If so, yes, the franchise is over. Though I could see her getting killed in this movie to further establish Blofeld as a serious threat, pushing Bond out of retirement. If they do go that route, like I expect they might, be prepared to see leftist faggots freak out

>Aw, haaaail naw!
>Dayum!
>Muh sex junk is so oh oh oh
>Nood. Bix nood.

LASH AND A LYNCH is her special message to the audience

That stare

The marks on her back must be still there 400 years later

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AYO! I is da agint now cracka.

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>meet 007
>you kin caw me “Dub”

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>You're the MI6's top ranking secret agent now, 007.
AYO nigga, I dont understand ya playa, speak english, when I getting paid cuuuuuuuuuuuuz?

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James Bond : a licence to put a cap in dat niggah

I can't wait to watch this disaster literally blow up in these likes faces

She’s ugly.

It wont. If it's something I've learned of all those hours spent on is it that everything you want to bomb Always succeed

daniel craig was actually pretty based.
dont forget, he spent a day to hang out with antwan kumiyya shooting guns, hooning, drinking and complaining about niggers.

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Already is the end senpai

>grape soda
*purple drank

Shhheeeeeiiiiit

>*holds gun sideways* when firing
Imagine the opening credits
>better at stealing then than white man
>runs faster, jumps higher
>better at hiding in the dark
>still takes orders from the white man
>cant seduce anyone
>too loud to sneak around
>not following orders is expected instead of comical.
Worst or all
>no hot white female co-star

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>itb: underage anons are too stupid to read past the headline
She’s not a real replacement, she “replaces 007” during the course of the upcoming movie’s story. She’s not taking Daniel Craig’s role in the future.

>I need the EBT Access code to the nail salon

>puts dat mar-teeny on muh ebt

Sup, Bo’ndawa, Jameshia Bo’ndawa

"Rogue1" of bond series?

>(LaBonda) DayQue, whadafuk this is?
>(DayQue) It a ink pen but the spy kind
>(LaBonda) What it do?
>(DayQue) Take the end off and it a stem you puff bricks in

They would so resurrect M just so it wouldn't be a man.

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Nice hair splitting faggot. We read it, and we know she isn't going to be "James Bond". We also know James Bond has ALWAYS been 007.

for compton shaneeiqua?

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>ogga booga whare da kfc at?
>ogga booga bad whyte man opressed strong black women
>ogga booga we waz kangz

>007 to infiltrate high society ball undercover
>whole party is white people dressed in black dresses and tuxedos
>in walks Lo-Queesha Bawnd dressed all in white
>every white man instantly has a raging erection for her
>all of the white women are instantly damp with excitement
>she sashays up to the bar and scans the drink menu
>everyone is breathless with anticipation as she opens her mouth to order
>YO U MUTHAFUCKAS GOT HENNY?
>the crowd erupts with applause

Checked

More like its a “James Bond gets fired again” episode.

Then what are the fake outrage threads about if you know?

>>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007

of course

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>daaaaamn dis whip is craaazy
>we finna hotbox this mothafucka
>*twerks*

>youtube.com/watch?v=Myc6HpJzgaU&t=32

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>Ah fuck it I give up

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Inb4 she literally comes from the projects and spectre is a far-right organization

>saunters up to the bar
>ayyo let me get a 40 of steel reserve
>of course madame, would you like that shaken or stirred?
>nah nigga in the bottle is fine

In the next scene we watch as Janiqua Bond proceeds to drink most of the drink before complaining to the bartender she didn’t like it and demanding a refund. She also doesn’t tip him.

>itt we have idiots who think this isn't Hollywood hedging its bets.
Have to have at least 100 IQ to post here.

The one thing Americans do really well, better than any other flag, is black lower socio-economic vernacular.

>over 9000 keks

bond has fucked some of the hottest women to exist in the last 60 years.

be we are expected to believe he is attracted to a bonobo in lipstick?

>cognac
niggers would just say yak
>martini thangs but wit yak

Kek'd

>

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I won't be needing your fancy gadgets this time, white man, I hacked the golden iPad with my coding

Why yes I am British how could you tell?

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Kek

>but wid henesy

>.... excuse me ma'am?
>I SAYS GIT ME DEM DIR YAK HONEKY!
I can see this scene in particular getting an oscar. It's so beautiful.