>the US Air Force apparently took the potential threat to the Nevada base seriously, with spokeswoman Laura McAndrews saying she would like to “discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces.”
Military warns 750k+ alien hunters NOT to storm Area 51
Oliver Moore
Christopher Watson
I love that they literally hired translators to figure out what the hell is a kyle and a naruto runner
Aiden Rivera
I wish a sizable crowd does try to approach the base
Juan Gomez
Please happen lol
Nolan Evans
I know right... whatever happens bloodbath or not
Ryder Green
Sauce pls
Matthew Stewart
here is what's going to happen
>Air Force ships in thousands of personnel for added security.
>200 out of 750000 retards show up.
>all they do is take selfies to post on twitter.
>a couple will still manage to get themselves arrested.
>everyone will desperately try to forget this dumb shit.
Dylan Taylor
This whole thing is a psyop, probably to take attention off of Epstein.
Jeremiah Hernandez
if only they would do that to the mexicans invading
Lincoln Wilson
...Or its just to test the waters for ICE and White House attack?
Noah Walker
Jow Forums is being raided with nigger woman James Bond slide threads.
Bumping non shill threads to page 1..
Andrew Barnes
it’s happened before and they will do it again
any moron you thinks there’s shit going down at muh Area 51 is a true degenerate
t. rural nevadan
Landon Perry
>yfw the army opens up the 50cals on them
Josiah Davis
>Jow Forums is being raided with nigger woman James Bond slide threads.
Britain is lost...
However there is still a chance for US , we should shill for Americans to bring their guns to Area 51 event and start the day of the rope
Logan Thomas
This.
>Oh, so securing the border around a piece of land against unauthorized entry is of extreme national importance, finally? Golly, guess you have some work to do.
Aiden Ross
Tfw the crowd starts returning fire
Its Civil War 2.0
Robert Phillips
c'mon burgers, show you have those balls you always brag about for once
Anthony Allen
Serves the glow in the dark niggers right for spreading disinfo, kosher conspiracy theories, and enabling false flags.
Luis Evans
>the crowd starts returning fire
lol as if. i'd be surprised if more than 5 of them were fucking prepared enough to bring fence cutters. they all probably think someone else was gonna do that
Ethan Johnson
what the fucks a kyle? goddamn normies are stupid
William Nguyen
>stormin area 51 gonna be like...
Camden Brown
This is a larping boomer Ar15
Angel Stewart
The date should have been set during summer break. Not enough kids to use as human shields if it's in September.
Thomas Hernandez
This
Area 51 come armed
Nathaniel Moore
>two feds and a retard
Oliver Taylor
Please God make it happen
Jose Bennett
Gosh I hope boomers join the event
Boomers should give their contribution
Justin Gomez
>Unregistered boompstock detected
COMPED
Eli Powell
Let's face it: these are gen z kids in the fucking desert heat. It won't be mines. It won't be snipers. It'll be teams of security guards trying to save them from coyotes.
Owen White
It's completely contrived. Everybody on Jow Forums with an IQ above 40 knows this is just shitty jewish putinbots once again trying to pit us against each other.
Brody Nguyen
>Its Civil War 2.0
Does anybody need more concrete proof this is propaganda from the Moscow Jews?
Aaron Cruz
>In 2014, a tour bus carting four passengers near Area 51 inadvertently drove through the warning signs and entered the base, Las Vegas Now reported. The truck was stopped by men in “military garb,” and everyone in the vehicle was threatened with a misdemeanor conviction and $650 fine. The incident was caught on video, making it obvious the tour’s passengers thought it was all part of the experience. Only the driver was charged.
Daniel Green
They should all bring katana so they can swat the military’s bullets away
Jaxon Hughes
A bonus for sure
Caleb Morgan
Sun Tzu strategy at work there.
"Hey everyone, let's attack A-51"
>proceeds to raid the White House instead
Japanese troops took Singapore by landing in the swampy northern beaches, the place where the Brits didn't bother to defend because they believed no one would attempt to invade starting at the swamp.
Caleb Ward
Even airforce boys could kick their ass.
God I want to see these antifags just try to do one push-up.
These losers couldn't even carry enough ammo with them to the battlefield. Just bracing themselves for the recoil of their rifles takes all the strength they have.
Ethan Robinson
rip my alien
Jonathan Davis
Look, fens, even if it is just some fucked up psyop, are you people seriously saying you don't want to see a bunch of high-ass motherfuckers get riddled with bullets by the US Airforce?
I want to watch it with all the popcorn I can get!
Lincoln Price
They will.
Leo Sanders
God damn that's atrocious, almost as bad as those John brown gun club faggots.
Then again those who are preparing seriously and know what they are doing would never take a picture of themselves for the internet in all their battle rattle, it only makes you a target.
Andrew Wood
you forgot the part where everyone blames Trump for the millions of dollar the extra security cost US
William Bell
I seriously hope this a joint alphabet agency honeypot to lure out the legit Antifa-tier retards and cull them from the hood. Too many of the millenial jackasses believe that the government would never really shoot at them and that they can really do shit like this. I've been near Nellis and there are signs EVERYWHERE around the base warning you that if you step onto the property you risk being shot. Only a certified retard would think this a good idea.
I would love to see wave after wave of useless millenial trash being mowed down in hellfire. I guess I'll have to settle for the half dozen or so who show up and get arrested and then anally probed.
Parker Diaz
That’s not what happened at all burger
All you Jow Forumsacks should be fully encouraging and funding dumb zoomers to go for this event and get mowed down. Think of it as culling your population of stupid people. If people do go down they’re gonna be a bunch of degenerate twitch streamers and ecelebs, we could all have a great time watching their deaths live-streamed on twitch, think of the possibilities
Jace Cruz
I sincerely wish they would.
My personal prediction:
>A few hundred to a couple thousand actually show up, because it's not like they have any productive shit to do
>Out of those, a few of the "brave" (read: retarded) ones actually attempt to cross the base perimeter
>Instantly arrested because Dept. of Defense does NOT fuck around with such things
>The rest start tweeting and streaming and protesting because of the few that get arrested
>Some of the protesters eventually collapse of heatstroke, because they're useless faggot limp-wristed millennials who took an excursion to the fucking desert, and this is basic cause/effect
>Protesters suddenly start screaming "OMG help us, military guis!"
>One or two actually die of their heatstroke & exposure
>Now it's DRUMPPFFGGHH's fault along with the EVIL NAZI airforce for not doing enough to save them
Wyatt Adams
Just bring women and children as human shields, they wouldn't dare fire on their citizens.
Brody Scott
Also I just noticed that nigger #1 literally has the barrel of his pistol pointed at his dick.
Thomas Long
>300k
>750k+
Can't wait for the 20 fat neckbeards to get shot in the desert.
Hudson Butler
Storming military installations is dangerously close to levying war against the United States. Just saying.
Grayson Ross
If enough people show up Russia or China will probably distribute some military drug and/or booze to make sure the mod becomes a real problem.
Blake Wright
>meme culture is just making fun of people who are different
Fucking yikes
Christian Hernandez
>I would love to see wave after wave of useless millenial trash being mowed down
Says the useless millennial trash
Benjamin Fisher
Standard operating procedure for any foreign threat.
Great idea.
Most niggers SHOULD be fucking required to wear a litteral fucking warning or obvious Monkeyland clothing.
Nicholas Garcia
>Storming military installations is dangerously close to levying war against the United States. Just saying.
>dangerously close
I think you mean, to use the parlance of you millennial/zoomer faggots, literally levying war....
Luis Watson
More than enough time to move anything interesting away, if it was ever there. Makes sense that area 51 was a spicy government meme to focus attention on a place an keep the real shit secret.
Aaron Edwards
>we need guns to protect us from gummint tyranny
>ok, I'll do as I'm told. I'll be good.
Isaiah Robinson
I keep telling you fags:
Wright-Patterson Airbase, Dayton, OH
Brandon Rivera
>in the midst of an actual mexican invasion
>bunch of asshole zoomers "HEY LET'S STORM AREA 51"
Kayden Fisher
>all they find is an empty base that was already abandoned in the 60s when all the alium tech and shit was moved to area 52, with a few soldiers left to guard it so people think there's something interesting there
>US government's face when
Brayden Taylor
If they were smart move any secretive shit, then invite any protesters into area 51 for a tour and they can even have a few guys dress as aliens as a joke, situation=Totally diffused
Aaron Myers
Cute psyop dipshits, why break in when gon posts schematics online
Christopher Perry
nahh just a whole lot of faggotry
Hunter Gomez
Hahaha, what a load of crap. The American military are a bunch of pussies. They won't do anything. That's why they use words like "discourage" instead of outright threatening an action. They may as well have said "please don't storm our base". What a joke. Guess what though. We will walk all over their base. We will find the Ayys you've been hiding. And you will sit on the sidelines doing NOTHING. Get rekt glow niggers.
Logan Thomas
the only reason they we want them to storm the place is because its the alt rights home base and all of our secret plans are hidden there , ive said too much
Lincoln Mitchell
They just took all the guys named Kyle and made them a regiment.
Sebastian Brown
I just spent 5 mins jacking off to the armpits of the girl on the right. Thanks for the nut, Finnbro
Adam Watson
I want to sign up as a naruto runner, fucking hell, 500k+ should raise some money so foreigners can go too
Jeremiah Flores
>Rush the place where the military tests advanced weapons
They're just going to wheel out those giant microwave crowd-control things.
Ayden Ramirez
That's a pretty desperate pedonut desu
Henry Davis
Half of those fucktards will radiate themselves.
Jonathan Rivera
hopefully we can pitch is a anti trump run called "run against the hate"
Chase King
Do they want to go?
I have a smart rifle with a 1400 yard lock range, and can easily make an explosive launcher.
Sebastian Taylor
Radiant barrier material.
Stops microwave
Joshua Smith
>He isn't going to be dead within 3 days
I only need three days during boogaloo, then I can die.
Oliver Carter
>People threaten to overrun Area 51
>Government shits their pants on what to do
>One official decides to play 4D chess
>The base is scrubbed
>Base holds an open base tour day and BBQ for everybody
>Nothing to see here
>Everybody goes home saying they went to Area 51
Christian Phillips
>This
Put the women and children on the front line.
Jordan Brown
You can already tour area 51 it's just expensive.
Parker Davis
More
I had a collection but I had to magnet everything after the last raid
Oliver Wright
the 5 faggot redditors who actually show up are going to get dropped by non lethal crowd control devices and then just to further humiliate them they will get sent home to mommy without criminal charges just to make them look like fucking losers.
>mfw
Colton Ramirez
My exact thought.
Tyler Davis
Not even his most shameful fap today.
Jaxon Reyes
this is all just a distraction for another group to raid Area 52
Aaron Powell
seethe more poorlinneal
Thomas Rodriguez
I already bought a ticket.
I have full body anti ir.
I'm gonna use them as a distraction to set up camp.
Henry Stewart
>they cant stop us all!
Military flips switch on a row of active denial systems
Easton Lee
>Bounces off radiant barrier material
Xavier Wright
Lucas Cruz
Literal zombie invasion of a govt facility
Brody Morales
>throws wine glass full of thermite and napalm Molotov
Wow it’s not like they didn’t try those in the Bosnian wars
Michael Lewis
I wish we’d really get behind this movement and add some new codes and memes in to keep it burning.
Joseph Adams
>All black planes
>Just hanging around the tarmac and collecting airplane welfare
>Fuel truck was stolen earlier
Fucking nigger airplanes.
You can tell the one on top is in a gang. The army should do something.
Gabriel Fisher
>bump stock with 1x8 scope...
>dildo foregrip
>side arm blocked by pouch on vest
>virtually all upper chest exposed with undersized/ill fitted carrier.
doesnt get more mall ninja boomer than this
Aiden Anderson
you're retarded if you think the military is going to open fire on thousands of Americans.
even if it starts as some reddit larp that would literally end in civil war.
Zachary Clark
>Implying they didnt move all the juicy stuff to another facility in the 70s when info started leaking out
Adam Wright
People expect there to be massacre but in reality nothing will happen. 400k people or even 750k as it is shown lately is alot of people. You need long hours not if days to gather them together. So when the date comes, suddenly you will see buses and trains stop going toward cities around area 51. Also there will be road blockades hunderd of kilometers away from the spot. They stop most people before they even reach the target.
Zachary Martin
Good one
Jeremiah Richardson
>50 will show up
same as charlottesville if these guys are anything close to the african alt-right
Daniel King
>Military warns 750k+ alien hunters NOT to storm Area 51
Carter Robinson
It's literally big tech trying to undermine the fucking US government by socially engineering fucking RAIDS ON MILITARY INSTALLATIONS!
Jesus fucking christ.
Any other call for violence is instantly removed from facebook, but this particular one is fucking PROMOTED BY FUCKING BIG TECH.
This is used to destabilize America further, because do you really think they're gonna keep the military secrets there when they've already been warned for several months.
Kevin Powell
Epstein and the real Zerg rush happening nonstop at the southern border. Whatever you do don’t watch those videos!
Juan Turner
>jewish pedo elite about to get done in
>extremely artificially made hype for area 51 about aliens suddenly appears