How do I get rid of these tree niggers, Jow Forums?

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

Damn squirrels keep chewing through the window screen.

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Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

Raise awareness online.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

It’s the white squirrel’s oppression obviously

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

Hire a pro

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Carter Foster
Carter Foster

The’re called squiggers and I shoot them

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

That's what I'm doing....
BB gun? Slingshot? Is shooting them legal?

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

build a wall around your house and have mexico pay for it

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

stop leaving pies on the window sill.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

fuck animals. annoying as shit. i used to tap and torture the squirrels in my yard, burning, microwaves, ovens, scalding hot showers, throwing across the house. if I see an animal inhabitant i'll do my best to exterminate them. Well at least I used to, i'm reformed now

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Pellet gun.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

Saiga 12 gauge semi auto. You’re welcome

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

pellet gun

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

They were muffins, and I will do as I please. It's my fucking house.
i used to tap and torture the squirrels in my yard, burning, microwaves, ovens, scalding hot showers, throwing across the house
In minecraft, I assume

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

Sage, slide thread

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

I use a .17 rimfire but if you live where u can’t discharge firearms u might have to use a BB gun or slingshot. Trapping with a simple cage trap works, then U can shoot them in the head with BB gun at point blank or drown.

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Will a pellet gun kill them or just hurt them? All the same to me desu as long as they're gone

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Take some time to ensure you don't have any nuts or seeds on the inside of the screen. Squirrels enjoy consuming nuts, and if necessary, they will attempt to destroy your screen to gain access to them. Squirrels are also not friends with cats, so if you have an outdoor cat, this could cause a fear response from the squirrels. This is because cats enjoy the nourishment that a small mamal provides. They'll even tear their flesh to gain access to their nutrients. Lastly, an air rifle can be used to fire projectiles at the squirrels. Due to the velocity and composition of the pellets, they can penetrate the soft bodies of the squirrels. Sadly, this results in a loss of body integrity for the animal, and it's possible they will die from the damage incurred. I hope this has been educational.

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Brody Carter
Brody Carter

Pellet gun or are those illegal too in your faggot ass cuckold country?

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

Metal screen with electric fence voltage.

John Wood
John Wood

Get a cat.

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

dont be a nigger
live in harmony with the squirrels. if you cant think of a solution that isnt shooting the animals youve got nigger tier synapses and probably surrounded by saturnic infrastructure

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

Sadly, this results in a loss of body integrity for the animal, and it's possible they will die from the damage incurred.
Fucking awesome, off to Canadian Tire I go.

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Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

They literally are. They have to posses a pathetic maximum projectile velocity to be legal.

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

I hate when threads like this one slide important threads about women niggers and jews off the board. Mods need to get their shit together and clean this dump up.

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

Soak your lawn in gasoline and next time the fuckers show up toss down a lit zippo then turn three sixty degrees and walk away in slow motion.

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

Ironically, the slower projectile speed of the guns you can buy there legally decrease the odds of a clean kill, and prologue suffering for the animal.

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Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

Hurting them won't make them leave. Pellet guns and small caliber rifles are hit or miss unless you're a good marksman. Use a shotgun instead. Its difficult to miss with a shotgun and guaranteed the squirrel will be dead.

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

These threads have more quality replies than ptg

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

Checked

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Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

How much of a pain in the ass is it to get a license for that?

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

a sling shot

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

Good

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Justin Powell
Justin Powell

In squirrels ...

Having a darker fur will make you stand out less, so it's a sign of higher evolution and better chances for survival.

IN SQUIRRELS!

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

Gamo SilentCat.

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

maybe use metal screens?

James Stewart
James Stewart

Just become friends with them. Nature is magical. This lil' fella comes to my sliding door on a daily basis of which I feed a peanut to.

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Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

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Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

I mean, come on, how could you not foster a relationship with this little guy?

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Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

Pic related is the final solution to your rodent problems.

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Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

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Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

make some poison nuts, and spread them in your yard

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