BIG [email protected] CANADA: Maxime Bernier Can't Read english

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

He has never been spotted speaking english without his ear piece in. Sometimes he uses a directed speaker pointed at his head, other times a portable teletranslator which is preprogrammed before interviews.

He never agrees to interviews that aren't fully scripted, with a rigid timetable which he needs because of his massive drug habit.

Max likes his women too, He only married his wife to cover for his Lothario ways. She is his at-home translator and cover but he no doubt turns to her when one of his favorite sluts is not around.

The Truth is that Maxime Bernier Can't Do anything right. His left foot is two sizes bigger than his right and he has to force himself to walk normal - He is conscious of every step and has to manually breath also when he is walking... only with cocaine has he been able to overcome thesethings. That is why every 45 minutes Max disappears only to re-emerge with renewed austimal vigour.

Basically this is going to be in the news soon.

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Colton Clark
Colton Clark

Cope more shitskin.

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Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

Horseshit faggot. He interviews fine in English. His spot on Ruben Report was great.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

This is now a thread where US flags comment on Canadian politics. You can go back to chinkydink land.

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

Typical demoralization thread.
Vote PPC

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Brody Wright
Brody Wright

I fucking hate this piece of shit so much. He is essentially one of those pull and talk dolls with built in pre programmed liberal safe catch phrases to spew out. Has yet to do literally anything of note for anyone but because he says nice things in speeches and the media protects him, people here think he is some saint and great prime minister while my fucking country is falling apart. Clown world.

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

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Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

MAX HAS TO HAVE HIS TELEPROMPTERS SPELL THE WORDS OUT PHONETICALLY

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Juan Price
Juan Price

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Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

For more on equalization payments, see pic related

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Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

Max has 4 segways to his name. Who owns four segways? No matter, he's been fined 3 times for blasting a nicklback/brian adams mixer Cd he burned in 1998 - while snorting blow and fixing his car. His coughng from the bong rips he does makes all the dogs in the neighbourhood bark.

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Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

Obviously, OP is a CPC shill trying to make sure that the PPC stays below 2% in the polls.

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

I can't read graphs what is equalization about?

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

The federal government gives taxpayer money to some provinces but not others. The biggest one is Quebec.

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

Show your real flag you fucking coward

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

Show your real flag you fucking coward

you are brave for showing your geographic location? it certainly didnt make your posts any better.

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Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

I bet your from Israel

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

assume i am and then focus on my posts

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

memeflaggot jew
sage in options

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

Sure do you happen to have any sources to back up your claims?

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Great now shills are attacking Canadian politics.

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

manual breathing
can't read
nickleback
segways
cocaine
bongs
lothario
teletranslator/speaker combo

oh shit you guys are fucked.

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Nathan King
Nathan King

youtube.com/watch?v=P-u3o2hvdUg
capebretonpost.com/news/local/cbu-instructor-fired-after-demanding-sex-food-for-better-grades-331851/

Canadians pay in food for good grades

Does voting for Maxime Bernier decrease the food prices in any way?

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

ive got my eye on you fuccboi

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

Basically Alberta pays for Quebec's existence, and then Quebec whores them by blocking their pipelines. The French really are disgusting frogs who hate Canada. If I were Alberta id threaten to separate unless Quebec stopped receiving equalization payments. If Canada has to choose between losing Canada and Quebec getting their gibs Canada will side with Alberta.

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

Jeffrey Epstein, The kindly Philantropist actually BANNED maxime bernier from his islands for bringing so many milfy whores.

"He never really fit in with the elite" Bill Clinton on the ban.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

so this is what a modern collapse looks like... wow

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Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

holy shit $8

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David Turner
David Turner

kek it was this guy the whole time

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

vote PPC

t. 5 foot 2

Nolan James
Nolan James

6 USD for 1 LB ( 454 grams )

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

Ppc is a fun party. Come join user. Thats where i met my ron paul loveng girlfriend, and she bakes me liberty cookies

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Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

Take your memeflag off, shill.

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

or what? you'll cry?! BAHAHAHA

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

Fuq u jew

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Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

Jews

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

YOU ARE PROOF CANADIANS ARE GOING INSANE FROM HUNGER

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Julian Myers
Julian Myers

The Truth is that Maxime Bernier Can't Do anything right. His left foot is two sizes bigger than his right and he has to force himself to walk normal - He is conscious of every step and has to manually breath also when he is walking... only with cocaine has he been able to overcome thesethings. That is why every 45 minutes Max disappears only to re-emerge with renewed austimal vigour.

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Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

verily my friend i speak the truth, having no reason to lie.

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David Williams
David Williams

I assume its cheaper to suppress hunger via cocaine in Canada than it is to actually consume food to satisfy the hunger pangs

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Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

cocaine is actually quite cheap in canada considering the quality. you can get a bag for 8-10 bunchs of celery now

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

I'll pay you 100$ to fuck off

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

being a dairy stooge is the sick burn in Canadian politics

We still have it pretty good

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

We still have it pretty good
not objectively. objectively speaking you are collapsing.

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Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

They trade moose meat for better grades too

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

This is true, but it's not a good thing. The first post-national state was America though.

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

They trade moose meat for better grades too

sauce?

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