Estonia thread

Estonia thread.

The thread about the greatest country in the world, Estonia.

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You mean e-stonia?

2nd greatest, but I'd give anything to have a 40 hectare farm outside of Elva.

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Redpill me on your flag, it always stands out to me.

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Neat.

>greatest country in the world

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excellent thread

You're e-stoned every weekend, toothpaste.

Estonian girls are nigger fucking whores.

Why don't you idiots want to join Russia?
I love Russia and you guys illegally broke away...

Exterminate the Onions and you would be.

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>join Russia?
And not a single tire would be left on an Estonian car.

Cute

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Estonains are Russian, imagine if Montana broke away and become its own country. It is like this.

The whores in Estonia are numero uno. They're top shelf. Very beautiful women. I want to go.

They're actually russian, no eesti woman would degrade herself like that.

>Estonains (sic) are Russian,
Estonians are Finns with a drunken Southern Accent.

The kannel and kantele are so similar, a dumb Yankee like you could not tell them apart.

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yikes a literal autist

I have two Finnish parents, of course I'm autistic.

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bullshit

Post estonian qt

Redpilled.

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Montana has a good case to be independent as it’s one of the last states not completely full of niggers, mutts and spics. Confederacy now. Free Montana.

who would win in battle, Vainamoinen or Kalevipoeg?

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All I know from this site is that Estonians fucking love black women.

>Vainamoinen
Väinämöinen, sa paganad!

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Just Maicel Uibo (he also posts here)

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There are few to no tits this big in Estonia. Estonians have small tits like Chinese women.

my favorite cam whores come from Estonia

Artur?

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Young Ukrainians. Their pimps turned someone’s downtown rental apartment into a camwhorehouse. It was pretty big news.

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Hnng

whoa

How is life over there? Will be visiting next year.

What the heck.

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Shitstonia

why is your flag made out of liquorice?

Your women are insanely good looking, too bad they're also insanely batshit stabby.

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yeah this one's gonna be moved there too so let's enjoy it before the annoying finnish communist finds it

Based

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dlt tis

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Our culture is quite incompatible with Russian. That's why the local Russians don't do so well.

Good whores.

what happens in those countries like yours, Lithuania, and Latvia? Do you guys hate each other?

Damn, she cute

When she farts, the whole room smells like pine.

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We bond over our shared problem children (russki)

>Why don't you idiots want to join Russia?
Russian are thwe worst degenrates on the planet as a rule, but In Estonia, the Russians sell the girls, the drugs, fake Russian papers, etc. Russians are the assholes who spread false propaganda and try to steal elections. Russians are the MS-13 of the Baltic states. This is why even Romanians don't want to be Russian.

Nearly all the prostitutes in Estonia are Russian. The strippers in the nightclubs? Russian. The underage girls hooking on the streets? Russian.

False, most are ukrainians since their country went down the shitter.

Stop advertising this country. Keep it pure.

Estonia is a shithole and everyone should forget it exists. Send all the refugees to Germany.

You share only yours cock corner

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>too bad they're also insanely batshit stabby.
Go to Tartu and find a college girl. They are country girl sweet and practical and know how to cook. Not crazy at all.

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Tää

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>greatest country in the world
can't argue with that

Go be a frontier marker.

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They...they literally are though? I will never understand the need for current year Russian nationalism to carry water for the USSR and it's innumerable fuck ups.

I can tell by their accents they aren't Ukrainian, although I did meet a beautiful Ukrainian musician in Tallinn. She was embarrassed by the degenerate ways Russians act in Estonia.

>Estonia is a shithole and everyone should forget it exists.
Propaganda Pavel? Is that you? Still trying to convince anybody that Russia isn't the great shithole of the world. Listen buddy, everybody on the planet hates Russia and loves Estonia.

He's trying to keep a pure, beautiful country from getting fucked by (((them))).

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They see it as a ''russian" empire despite, like every other state that's lorded over them since the swedes built novgorod, the russian people themselves were treated like second class citizens.
Funnily, it's happening even now with the country turning moslem faster than sweden because moslems have got international funds to siphon into the politicians' pockets.

öö
jää
soo

so eesti lads how is EKRE doing so far in terms of the following:
>your opinion
>general public opinion

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Where is based estonian colonizer?

I would wife Lilly in a heartbeat.

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what the fuck I thought that dude raided man ass

Living here is like hell on earth. Poor, cold, no future, shit wages, corruption, bydlos.

Why they are mongoloids? They're not finish.

hello /estonia/

I plan to emmigrate to your nice country (honestly primarily for tax reasons) but I've come to appreciate your hate for blacks and muslims, as well as ethnic homogenity

Drop me some nice hints about how to become a proper estonian asap. thanks

PS: Your women are prettier than than sweden's

i saw Meiti posting a couple days ago i think

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Do not disparage my Eestifus.

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punapillitud rassisuhe

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learn their autistic language and if you get citizenship vote for nativist/ethnonationalist parties even if they threaten to deport you
only way to be a good foreigner

Estonians are proud descendants of the great Khan

casually use the n-word in swears

Nobody asked you leaf, also I'm not black

>casually use the n-word in swears
Not sure if that's actually a thing to do, but I can try. What's the estonian word for nigger?

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>Estonians are proud descendants of the great Khan
Soome-Viro Khanate soon.

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>What's the estonian word for nigger?
venelane

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audibly fucking kek'd

Also how important is it to learn estonian? Can I pull through with english or nah? Heard estonian is hard, but then people say the same thing about german so idk

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>Also how important is it to learn estonian?
What if I came to Austria, demanded rights and citizenship but refused to learn your shitty language?

Eesti viisi Eestlased ja Soomlased.

I have no opinion whatsoever and never heard of Iceland before. You must be doing something right

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fight me

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filename kek.

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We use the latin alphabet and our first grammar rules were just borrowed saxon. Estonian should not be a difficult language for a germanic speaker to learn.

>Estonian should not be a difficult language for a germanic speaker to learn.
I can speak enough Finnish to get by in Finland and I still have a very fucking hard time with Eesti keel.

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

Nineteen Eighty Honk is real life!

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>What if I came to Austria, demanded rights and citizenship but refused to learn your shitty language
we'd give you free housing and a monthly check. Socialist hellscape and such

Just speak finnish like spurdo.
Im dead serious.

what a fucking shithole

It's hard enough picking up Finnish Cider Whales at Pärnu with my retarded Finnish as it is.

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