Brit/pol/ - Huffing Bin Fumes Edition

>Teenagers Sniff Burning WHEELIE BIN Fumes In Dangerous New Drug Craze
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teenagers-sniff-wheelie-bins-dangerous-14029426

>Trump Leak Scandal Engulfs Brexit Party
thetimes.co.uk/article/trump-leak-scandal-engulfs-brexit-party-2w7dn3hrm

>Fifth bin fire this week in Thanet – Second in less than 12 hours
theisleofthanetnews.com/2019/07/13/fourth-fire-in-one-week-at-invicta-house-second-in-less-than-12-hours/

>Morrissey says Nigel Farage should be Prime Minister
pinknews.co.uk/2019/06/26/morrissey-nigel-farage-prime-minister/

>Seven Wheelie Bins Torched In Cheshire
cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester-cheshire-news/police-investigate-spate-wheelie-bin-16582189

>Ann Widdecombe Screams About Brexit While Losing Crystal Maze
metro.co.uk/2019/07/12/ann-widdecombe-screaming-about-brexit-while-losing-crystal-maze-challenge-is-strangest-thing-youll-see-today-10234375/

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=G62pNQ4FWYY

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metro.co.uk/2019/07/14/reviews-amazon-stab-vests-show-harrowing-reality-life-uk-streets-10291005/
theargus.co.uk/news/17742384.naked-man-is-attacked-with-pebbles-on-beach/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140
metro.co.uk/2019/07/13/im-not-just-a-vegan-im-a-fat-vegan-10221031/
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNq9gmY_Oz4

Dont worry boys im here

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ffs lads she's turned the wains against us

>Reviews on Amazon stab vests show harrowing reality of life on UK streets

metro.co.uk/2019/07/14/reviews-amazon-stab-vests-show-harrowing-reality-life-uk-streets-10291005/

>Soft bodied
>Manlet
>Queer

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Sounds like your jealous of my physique bud

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Third world people bring third world problems

>it's a scientific fact
>They choose their own identity-not me, not, you,not any doctor

!!!!!SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!!!

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ive decided to get some kratom to try and lay off the drink t b h lads

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getting to the cake now

>..ahem..

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Great we have to get licenses to huff bins now.

Did you Photoshop™ this? The proportions look all fucked up, you look like a raspberry ripple m9

all the hate dont faze me

all the money that i make now

oh wow you're copying me again

Jesus Christ, bongs, just legalize weed.

shut up you poof

its about time i stopped drinking so ive gotten some kratom t b h

Most British politicians acknowldge "complicated British makeup" too yet they don't do shit to preserve the purity of the Anglo-Celtic race.
what movie?

you envy me for all the money that i make now

you envy me for buttchugging kratom lol???

why do you envy him for his money?
why do you envy me for my kratom?

>physique
go post your pics on Jow Forums would be good for a laugh

but just to confirm, you don't in fact own a single National Geographic print, correct?

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you've never boofed kratom and you never will kid

LONDON?

If it makes you post less you should take as much as you can in the shortest possible time, please.

I never touched anyone at any secret party, m'lord

post your kratom order or LARP t b h kid

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why do you envy me for my prolific posts which are highly valued in the brit/pol/ community?

Why is britpol so intimidated by masculine physique???

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You sound jealous
Post body

lol a few lads got stabbed in croydon on friday night

ssdd

he's done a fucking number on you lad

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you seem mad at me for shoving thai shredded kratom into my arsehole???

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The fall of the West is like the transformation of rhodesia into zimbabwe.
There are no winners.
If the immigrants take over they will be like hamsters trying to navigate a submarine. What they steal will slip from their incompetent grasp instantly.
We all go down together.
This world is material and imperfect, and always will be. In death we are made to let go of it.

'In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.'

'Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence'

>hot beer
Absurd

Avin it large, come on England cricket world championships

How is Reddit this evening?

Luv Mad Max
Ate my wife and jews

Well, here we are now, all the lads.

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i am the boof king and you envy me and my shit collection of terrible obscure memes

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he's done you

ive been engaged in based swinery yet again t b h lads

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the only straight people in brighton cause a stir

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yall envy this??

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Youre the guy lighting all the cans on fire?

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fr tho this casues you envy??

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why are you posting your incel paw?
why does everyone envy me for my insurgent ways?

>umm how tall are you?

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you seem unhealthily mad

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it's not all bad here
theargus.co.uk/news/17742384.naked-man-is-attacked-with-pebbles-on-beach/

Isnt boofing when you inhale it through your butthole?
>mutt
Nice try

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why does my top tier humour intimidate you???

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yeah nigga shits lit

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140
>Claverham 'gimp suit' man terrifies woman in village
Which of you was it? Come on own up.

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metro.co.uk/2019/07/13/im-not-just-a-vegan-im-a-fat-vegan-10221031/

His pants are a qbert game.

Not as lit as those trash cans youre burning though

where did I call you a mutt you LARPcel?
got to get that kratom and stop drinking t b h lads

Stunning and brave

tetley's boys never so much as thrown a stubbed out fag into a waste paper basket lmfao

>I usually feel about as seductive as a dropped blancmange
i'd rather fuck a mouldy trifle

my effort to stop drinking by using kratom instead is stunning and brave? yeah i know

Misread your post. Im just used to being called a mutt on here i guess.
How do you know

That's me done for the night, goodnight Eddie and the one other poster in this top tier thread.

im not fond of blacmange or trifle, i prefer whisky
but ive got to stop
so ive ordered some kratom

it was me

lmfao you've been bullied out of the thread t b h kid
because he doesnt even drink fine scotch?

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Clean your nails. Look at my handClean, masculine, veiny. I could strangle a baby cow with ease. Take notes kiddo

>cans
bins*

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Fuck off kid or I'll smash your frail feminine body

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imagine the stench from this lynxlet

why do you envy me for my factory worker's hands?

lmfao armlet

he's just mad that i've been setting bins on fire while all he's done is reposted my pictures because he's too afraid to go outside lol

just sat down for a piss, and it all sprayed between the seat and the bowl, all into my fucking trousers lmao

You almost look as big as me. I took this while pooping btw
The just dont look manly

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you're frail and you've got the wrists of a chubby girl

>noodle arms
lol

OI! BIN THAT BIN M8!

AYA GUVNA!
YEW BEEN DEW DA POLLZ?
DAS A CROCK!
MEMBA DA MUM WIT DA SHIXISH UN SHEVINSH?
WE DUNNIT!
BY JOVE, WE DUNNIT LADS!!!

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I heard you niggers were talking shit

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>skips shoulders
>skips chest
>skips back
why would you post your unbaked breadstick body, faggot

why didn't you post a picture???

Thats honestly based but be careful. My buddy got 9 months for doing the same thing

why do you envy me for doing what you wish you could you shut-in incel?
based
yeah but you fold cardigans at Primark for a living lmfao?

why do you envy me for my sturdy wrists?

lol stop trying to ride off my fame you shut in spastic

nah its chill i praise the lord and break the law

Youre looking good man. Almost as good as me. Keep going
Post body.
I work on a tree farm

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why would anyone envy your frail wrists???

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>skips shoulders
>skips arms
>skips chest
>skips back
fucking lel

>""Every time I close my eyes I just see that face."
X.............X
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Back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in the heart is out

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BLIMEY M8S, I GOTTA GOOD UN 4 YA!
HOW MANY SCOTSMEN DO IT TAKE TO SCREW INNA LOIGHT BULB??
THREE!
ONE TO PLAY DA BAGPIPES, ONE TO HOLLDA GOAT, AND ONE TO SCREW IT IN!!!
WHATTA ROID!!!!

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that LARPcel wishes he could live like a lawless swine like me

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