In my left hand is the red pill. Take it and you'll live your life just they way you always did. Nothing changes.
In my right hand is the blue pill. If you take the blue pill the reality and how you see the world will drastically change for you. You will lose all the knowledge you gained over the years, but your memories will be replaced with happy ones and you willl receive money, fame and friends.
Which one do you take?
>Blue pill
>frens
Blue pill
This is very difficult for me.
got any adderall?
I'll take the happy memories, this knowledge is a curse.
So taking the red pill is like taking no pill at all? Why offer it?
Fuck this is very tough
Red. I'll live with the decisions I made and see the world for what it is.
Ever watched the matrix?
neither!
op is a faggot.
Truth is it's own reward. No
If both do i pass out and gain knowledge. So i wake up butthole sore but smarter?
Depends how you gag them. If blue one enters first you'll have the blue pilled effect, then red pill sets in, nothing changes.
If the red pill enters first, nothing changes, then blue pill takes effect. If you gag both at the same your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post
This is pleb tier.
Black pill is the only one, for real men.
No one wants to take that one, it's just forced down your throat eventually
> "Look over there!"
>> Grab and quickly swallow both pills."
> "AH!"
>Oh I forgot to tell you user. Never take both or you'll become a faggot and be teleported to Somali-
>Oh
.... =/
How much you wanna bet poster of this image is 130 pound HAPA numale smoking on a vape pen.
Does my dick get bigger if I take the blue one?
ur referring to how conventional warfare is played out?
what makes u think when a war starts, that those ppl r not the perfect templates for steroids, or not drone operators?
what if i eat both?
don't take pills kids, not even flintstone vitamins.
blue, ty user
>Black pills
Child's play, the Tedpill is the final pill.
Blue all day nigga
The OP looks kinda trustworthy tho
What?
>black pill
there are plenty of pills anons just come and feast
Why would anyone take it?
it makes you see the truth user. you never know until you have eaten one
>imagine not taking the red pill
solitude is food for the soul
get the fuck outta here with your friends and shit
>Which one do you take?
neither - they're both SUPPOSITORIES!!!