50% of millennials don't own a hammer

And 90% can't read a tape measure.

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I shot the head off of a baby copperhead with a pistol in the dark with a flashlight yesterday from 15 feet away.

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Millennials are a 100% Generational aberration.
Gen Z re-tilts the human genome back into the median, thankfully

>can't read a tape measure.
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

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FOUND THE MILLENIAL

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I swear these types of threads get spammed more and more every year

>And 90% can't read a tape measure.
That's not true

DOTB (Day of the Belt) is coming, and you're on my list.

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It's still me little shit ass
-Frank

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It's even got the boomer crop

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Nigger please let me get out my micrometer and use it to measure your dick.

Another faggot trying to impress his boyfriends.

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boomers know they're getting the oven right?

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>50% of millennials don't own a hammer
Even fewer own a tap and die and some wd-40.

You're getting the belt, the real leather one.

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Probably best they don't. If they did, they would just hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all over this land

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My shop class required you to pass a test on reading a tape measure, you had to get a 100% before you were allowed to touch any of the equipment.
Every year I was the only one that passed on the first attempt. To my teacher that qualified me to help tutor the half of the class for every fucking year for close to a month to get them to pass.

Fix the world
Don't own a hammer
Top kek

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For all the non-boomers who can't appreciate good humor:

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these claims seem of dubious validity

Can't read an analog clock, or cursive.
Don't own a hammer, and can't read a measuring tape.
Fucking sad!

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but they understand technology. So if Ahmed decides to invade the US via twitter, we're safe.

You literally have no hope, but people like me.
Because you shit asses can't get it done.

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