Brit/pol/ - RULE BRITANNIA Edition

>Iran Captures British Tanker
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>Home Office Opens Heroin Shop In Middlesborough
christian.org.uk/news/home-office-gives-green-light-for-heroin-distribution-centre/

>IRA Bombers Eligible For State Compensation Under New Scheme
goqradio.com/belfast/news/q-radio-local-news/victims-commissioner-issues-advice-to-government-on-troubles-pensions/

>Summer of Arson Continues - Beach Huts Burned In Thanet
theisleofthanetnews.com/2019/07/15/crews-attend-beach-hut-fire-in-westbrook/

>Teenagers Sniff Burning WHEELIE BIN Fumes In Dangerous New Drug Craze
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teenagers-sniff-wheelie-bins-dangerous-14029426

>Racist Morrissey No Longer Welcome In Manchester
twitter.com/Afzal4Gorton/status/1143572733499981825

>Should We Stop Eating Fish & Chips?
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THREAD THEME
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proper grim innit mate like a west end film

shutup bruv

Looking for a house to buy in the Baltic or Eastern European countryside. Any advice or suggestions?

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Seriously, why the fuck would Iran dare capture a British oil tanker? Do they actually want war or something?

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Poland obviously. Everywhere else is in the immidate WW3 killzone

check it

Poland is proper comfy tbf.
How did we manage to lose so much despite not being conquered over and over for centuries like Poland was?

Lose so much what?

There's a guy on YouTube called Nomad Capitalist who recently did a video about cheap houses in the Serbian countryside. He viewed one and while it needed a fair bit of work (nothing crazy), it only cost 6000 euros.
Poland is also an obvious answer.

don't question it son, it's gonna be just like your video games, just walk up to the recruiting officer, give him your name and firm handshake. you'll be back in time for christmas.

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culture, self respect - does it even need spelling out?

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based boltonposter

Well we did all gang rape Germany in WW2. That's why our countries are fucked.

We've gotten lazy, whereas Poland can't afford to be.

>>Should We Stop Eating Fish & Chips?

yes, fried food is bad. steam fish and taters instead with a cream based sauce.

oooffff oh dear

how can one man be this based, i've never seen so many (you's)

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poland has been occupied for most of the past 200 years. it didn't exist on maps for much of that time. we managed to fall so far without any of that happening to us.

No Iranian ever called me incel

make sense

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It's Eastmanstown all over again

I loved the pills burglar ai portrait lad

Thunder tonight

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We captured theirs around international waters near gibralter

Thank you, will check that out.

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Oh, really? Epic! I also saw an army recruitment poster recently saying that said something like "Gamers: we need you" which I thought was pretty fucking boss, so I'll go down to the office tomorrow to sign up.

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It’s great, really quite poignant

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you've never even driven a wheelie bin you bincel

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> Iran captures British tanker

Have the Iranians confirmed this? Smells like Gulf of Tonkin 2.0

Youll find countries that have been conquered or had internal strife take their liberty and shit seriously. Weve been too comfy for too long with a "cant happen here" attitude.

Yup, they confirmed around 30 mins ago.

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why don't you read the link you dribbling mong?

Was just talking to my parents about the holiday they are planning to vietnam and Cambodia. Makes me laugh that they have to jump through all these visa hoops to go to the fucking shithole jungle, whereas we let any fucker who turns up in and give them a free house and benefits

fucking hell lads first pictures coming in it doesn't look good

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>Youll find countries that have been conquered or had internal strife take their liberty and shit seriously.
i fully appreciate that m8. i'm talking more how they managed to keep hold of their culture through all of the shit.
you don't exist as a country for over a century, but the culture, the language, it all lived on.

Some user wrote that a few days ago, was chuckling to myself about it after, he didn’t even get any (you)s

They aren’t scared of us. They’ve taken one look at our society and thought they can take us on with no comeback and they’re probably right.

they've seen how well a few apes with machetes can do.

lmao

Reminder to the A level students in this thread that Iran escalating stuff with us is nothing new. So you don't need to start posting "hurf durf why would iran do this". They hate us more than they hate the US because of all the shit we pulled with the Shah.

3 brit/pol/ threads ffs

I couldnt do a viet holiday, see too many films, id be expecting napalm drops, tunnel rats and "me rove you rong time GI".

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M8 it’s literally ww3 GET HYPED

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Mossadegh

Because we have one of thiers

there's a thread that's been going since 8am, and this thread.
the other 'thread' is a Sino-Iranian homonculus

Vietnam is great, you can realise that there’s millions of people who would gladly murder you and your family for a tenth of what you have, who wouldn’t want that trip of a lifetime?

>tfw giving up

Take a look at the adverts for the RAF and Royal Navy. It’s suifuel. Strong black womyn who don need no man with a backing tune of some sort of grime.

They have troops who literally run at machine guns and blow themselves up.

>DreamWeb
holy based what a game

That too tbqh when its threatened or suppressed your culture is more valuable to you, binds you together in the face of the opposition. When youre comfy you can afford to treat it lightly.

It's not even a British tanker. It's just British flagged for regulatory and probably tax purposes. It's Swedish owned.

im on holiday bruv innit senpai

Vietnam is a pretty safe country and welcoming to white tourists is it not?

Not that I’d ever go there, weather is a nightmare.

One of them isn't actually britpol, it's just outerpol talking about the kike rape case in napa

Lol this is basically war, we will give them 24 hrs or we will cruise missile the fuckers.

LADS

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BOMB

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does the tanker believe in British values?

I HOPE YOU DO GOOD IN AFTERLIFE BRITBROS

Some of it is

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IRAN

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What are some good history channels on youtube?

UK forces in Bahrain have been put on high alert. Seems like something big is about to go down.

GO OUT AND PUMCH A GERMAN IN THE FACE LADS WE ARE AT WAR WITH THOSE ARYAN BASTARDS AGAIN

Safe in that it's a police state, don't know if they would give a shit about some White foreigner getting robbed and stabbed to death.

God I hope they send Diane Abbott to negotiate

she'll end up coming back with 100 oil tankers

I just keyed a BMW FUCK IRAN

>British
>White

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I'm so glad I took the swinepill and followed pubes lifestyle of debauchery, tax evasion and drug dealing/taking. Pic related is a single DAYS (24 hours) worth of entry level debauchery. Take the swinepill lads, and put that jolly Rodger on

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>Because if it's not love
>Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
>The bomb that will bring us together

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They'd weigh less than her.

Compare with RM, if i was 18 and saw this id sign in a fucking heartbeat

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Feature History
History With Hilbert
Masaman

can't resist

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Listen GCHQ im not fucking going to war unless you give me a p90 bruv looks sick lmfao

STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

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Looks like Henry 8ths adviser what’s his name

Iranian embassy siege 2:
this time no survivors.

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MI6 currently embarking on a campaign of bin burning in Tehran.

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>Home Office gives green light for heroin distribution centre

Wait what the fuck? Is this real?

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Thomas Cromwell

I’m on a war footing lads, blinds closed to stop the bombers targeting my house and powdered eggs for din dins

I've heard COUNCILWARCOMMANDO has been tracked down and given an ultimatum by 6, practice your skills abroad for our benefit or face life in prison at the council's pleasure.

Doesn’t it look like him? Uncanny

Reports a Saudi tanker has been seized too. Holy shit the Iranians are going full pirate mode

Based and swinepilled move by the old bill tbqh.

BREAKING: HMS Norf has departed from Newcastle and is on the way to the Gulf. Shit's getting real

They’ll pozz that too in time.

Based Iran

fight! fight! fight!

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£300? How poor are you if you think that's a lot?