"Cats" Movie 2019

Holy shit, what the fuck is this?
I literally laughed out loud when I saw the trailer for the first time.
Why did they use actors with stupid costumes? I can't understand at all.

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It's based on a cult theater act called Cats, that's why they are dressed like that.

I know it. But this is a movie, not a musical.
They should have used CGI cats.

looks gross.
do not want...

These are cgi cats, just not cartoon ones. This was all filmed with mocap. You'd probably die trying to wear a suit like that.

Thats not being true to the source material. You're not the target audience

Have you ever seen a cat?

they look CG.

anyway it's much easier to motion cap humans than actually animate cats.

have you ever seen a human in a cat costume?

I didn't say it looked good. I think musicals are fucking gay. But they are cgi cats.

typical thesbian faggotry

No, they are cgi of people dressed as cats, or some weird feline like monkey.
You can't just add whiskers, pointy ears and a tail to a bipedal humanoid skeletal structure and say its a cat.

what I don't get is why they put taylor swift in the film and then forgot to make her CGI cat body look fuckable

I mean, what's the point?

thank god no

For reference, compare with OP.

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why do the cats have big ol tiddies?

>why do the cats have big ol tiddies?

not big enough for my taste

this cats has no boobs

for reference

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Furries + faggots = fuck this shit

ITT low class subhumans have never seen or heard babbys first musical. I took my niece when she was 5 to see this. It’s always packed out and this movie will do insanely well

It's body doubles in colored costumes with the actor faces and fur CGI'd in. Deepfake movie.

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? I bet he'd rape a cat or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

lol thank god we have Einstein here to explain the obvious. Fucking kys.

Still not CGI cats.

Does a 6'4 man in skimpy latex cat maid costume count

This. It ran on Broadway for years. The original costumes looked like 1980s aerobics outfits that got caught in a wheat thresher. Cats was like Patient Zero for the furry epidemic.

>if this does well enough, expect a Starlight Express movie in the future

Felinestein.

How is this remotely political memeflaggot?

>cult theater act
Cats is about as mainstream as theater gets.

One song from it was a top 10 hit in the UK, and reached 39 in the US. You've probably heard multiple versions of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_(Cats_song)
youtube.com/watch?v=MWoQW-b6Ph8

Didn't care for the last one. Won't care for this one

it's horrible uncanny valley shit the stage act in the cgi world looks like pure bullshit as well they were that way due to limit space and look like bullshit

>Starlight Express
I remember my mom had a friend who was into Cats, and this shit too. I remember her telling me about the AC/DC character and how they were androgynous or some shit. I was 10 or so at the time. That woman was a weirdo in so many other ways too.

The theater floors will run white with the ooze of a thousand furries

You mean that cum lube?

Real and gay.

It's time

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It's basically pandering to bestiality. Like the original musical. Only this time it failed completely.

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I had to watch Top Gun Maverick's trailer twice to wash it off my mind
Isn't CATS a Broadway thing?

why are westerners literally incapable of making attractive cat people when japan does it all the time?

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I know, looks fucking horrific doesn't it.
I would say the VFX artists are never gunna work again but quite a few films have had fucked up CGI recently: Sonic, Aladdin now this. I wonder why.

How is this politics?

Diversity hires. All those workshops for dumb shits and mud people, all the hiring quotas, a general malaise in the industry.

Everything is politics in the current year, kiddo.

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Somehow, the cgi is actually waaay fuckin gayer.

Again, instead of country-loving, patriotic folk songs, many schools in Germany let their pupils sing this and similar musical bangalore. The German national anthem will also be sung, but only in conjunction with an addition "critical" score, so that no feeling of belonging to the country is established.

Rum tum nugger

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Fucking kek'd.

Neurotic insistence on realism mixed with fantasy. Psychotropic pharmaceuticals. Aphantasia. Mediocrity.

Pedro's got a point when I first saw this I thought they where some kind of monkeys

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It's all jewish shit. Outsiders being rejected by the established hegemony. One of the youngsters fucks around with the outsider, there's conflict, in the end everyone learns to not judge and that outsiders are good, while the horrible bigoted establishment is relegated to the garbage heap, while a new diversity takes over the once homogenous and peaceful scene.

This is a jewish motif through and through. You can see this same basic story arc in practically everything that's considered mainstream.

I don't think it looks that bad. Can't see what the fuss is about. This is exactly the sort of thing theater fags are all about. It's similar to the actual make-up used in the stage production, but the CGI layered over the motion capture makes the "Costume" look more "realistic" and seamless.

I still won't be watching this though.

post it on /tv/ faggot

Why is that so funny

Fair point. I was gunna say it's braindrain from the big franchise film-makers. StarWars/Marvel artists are always gunna be in work, must be rough for a single production project to get people who know the craft.
Also a good point.
>Neurotic insistence on realism mixed with fantasy
Yep, probably some writer or director's dream turned production nightmare.

It is all so tiresome.

It's all based on a book of poetry from the 1930's

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He means actual cats, not creepy cat-human hybrids.

They should look like puss n boots from shrek or something. 90% cat, not 90% human.

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DID BARKY LIVE?!?!?!

I can't believe the Skullz fucking killed Barky.

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It's like they want more furries.

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Based SKULLZ cleaning up the neighborhood, I hope Barkys lung is punctured and he drowns in his own blood.

Oh God... the furry ambulance! What fresh hell is this?

we, boomers, got blessed (I guess).

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What do you mean?

Uncle Adolf?

>May as well get used to it! You'll be back... one day!
>Could be soon, never know!

What the fuck, a man just died

You might be autistic. I would get tested.

KEK. Based frog

to be fair, It's better to be a furry for Maid Marian than to that Cats movie.

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>Mocap person for skeleton
>Attach to cat mesh
>Tweak as required
>You have now animated a cat

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I saw this in the 90s and the creepy cat costumes were bad, but this is worse.