Welcome to the Nightly News

Welcome to the Nightly News

Today's top story: Jow Forums janitor pees on his balls again, subsequently forgets the hotpockets in the microwave

And now we have breaking news....yes we are getting word of an imminent announcement, we go live to tuxedo pepe for details...

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i think tuxedo pepe has been kidnapped

fuck you buckaroo come back when tuxedo

*sip*

THIS JUST IN

SNEED

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Well, we're waiting fuckface

He cute

*ting ting ting*

*Ahem*

Thank you for your attention viewers, before we get into tonight's report I would just like to say

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

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Big titties reporting in.

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Gib news

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I'm trying to take a shit here, do you mind! Take your news somewhere else!

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Sneed's Sneed and Sneed (Formerly Sneed)

I wonder what cats and dogs think about what human bathrooms smell like, considering they seem to be happy enough to drink toilet water. Well I guess cats also lick their own assholes and dogs eat their own shit, so maybe it just seems normal.

Why are these the most creative thing these days. KEK.

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sneed

A wonderful newscast as always

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I, for one, will try pissing on my balls in the shower tomorrow. I had not previously considered the possibility.

AND NOW THE WEATHER

>thanks apu
>latest headline tonight is
>FUCK NIGgERS
>FUCK JANNIES
>FUCK CHINKS
>FUCK KIKES
>now I will hand it over to wojak for the lateest in incel news

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Kek

this whole thread is BASED

CHECKEM

What a wonderful thread.

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=SBIlLtkyUYg

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Checkt. Kekekekekek is here.

I’m here live on location to report on how you too can earn money through Patreon by- OW! Ow. Ow. Ow. Mom stop! Ow. :’(

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I fucking love you idiots. Inb4 shit eating janny shuts this down

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily

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Good song fren

And Now for Nigger segment.

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more jannie classix

youtube.com/watch?v=eXkeE7AEoKw

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I BE ALL LIKE YOU WHAT?
AND SHEWING BE ALL LIKE NIGGA, I AIN'T GOT TIME FO DAT
SO THEN I JUST SAY SHIEEET GIRL YOU BE CARRYING DESHWAN'S BABY I KNOW'S IT
*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*
AND SHE JUST SUCK HER TEETH AT ME

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>he's a janitor

>on the internet

>on an anime imageboard

>he does it for free

>he takes his "job" very seriously

>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life >he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl Chinese cartoons he still has to watch

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never have a girlfriend

>he will never have any friends

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CNN BTFO again by the based Jow Forumsmews

I’m upset that this makes me laugh as much as it does

Trips of truth says: Baste and Janipilled

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Sn**d posters need to get FUCKING PERMABANNED

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That was great. Now back to you OP.

OP?

you cant stop us

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S N E E D

N

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D

DEH!

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This is down comforter Pepe reporting from my bed. All is well. Many happenings, Epstein antarctic base, Fredo having a meltdown, elite pedo networks being exposed. 2020 will be even crazier and full of happenings! Hang in there frens. Over and out.

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the mod when he sees his minions not doing their job (for free)

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youtube.com/watch?v=3sRpXvJ9Udo
Get the FULL REAL TRUTH now.

I like it

imagine if this bad boy gets to bump limit

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*BEEP BEEP*
The evening traffic is s l o w
But then it's REAL FAST
But then it's s l o w again
over *krrk*

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I love you OP!

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Stop making me want black women again I really hate you right now

Turdy Cat

APU! I LOVE YOU!
DO THE THING!
DO THE THING WITH YOUR HANDS!
MAKE THE FACE!
DO IT!

dont ask me how I know but jannie is heating up hot pockets instead of doing his job

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wait till you hit forty, it's just a matter of time from then on

Too late. I'm not sure what the mechanics would have to be. I just leave bath towels on the floor around the toilet so if it shoots to the side idgaf and just do them in the weekly laundry.

What kind of sadist invented bathroom mats anyway?

Trannie jannie is a kike nig.

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go on...

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Checked

Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers!

Also

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Are the jannies on strike again?

>and now for the weather...

What's the forecast,frens?

they are assblasted that SNEED liberated /tv/ from their control

80% chance of scattered happenings over the weekend.

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SNEED gang never had any power.

The forecast is looking like a big middle finger up jannies ass.

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Quality OP

Quite based my good chap. Quite based

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janny please
youre so scared of sneedposters you wont even 12 minute ban em

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JANNY SUCH A FUCKIN HO
I LOVE IT

IM A SICK CHUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

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SNEED

I’ve got a need... a need for sneed

posting in a based thread

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All smug pepes and apu frens welcome to dab on jannies

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IM A SICK CHUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

Absolute topkek.
N checked.

MY NAME IS SNEED AND IM HERE TO FEED

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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK POOS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK KIKES

AND MOST OF ALL..... FUCK JANNIES

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THE JANNY IS A DORK
AN OBESE VIRGIN

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Kekekek
And thennnn?

TONIGHT! on Unsolved SHIT we find out who gives a shit about janny...

UPDATE: Apparently no one gives a shit so fuck him!

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Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To have authority over someone on an autistic containment board
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His rolls are sweaty, wallet's thin, belly's heavy
There's sneedposts on page zero already, hot pockets ready
He's SNEETHING, but on the surface he looks fat and sweaty
He'll prune threads, but he keeps on forgetting
To scroll down, you open /tv/ and the sneedposts just don't slow down
He startin' to frown, but the tears just won't come out
Janny's chokin' now, anons all jokin' now
The ban's run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, teeth all got cavities
Oh, there goes janny, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't get cucked that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole life is a joke
It don't matter, he's broke, he's so sad, but he copes
He's so fracked and he knows, when he goes back to his mobile phone
That's when its back to that tab again yo, his whole fantasy
4plebs gonna capture this moment, he knows he's not fast enough
You better lose yourself in the sneedposts, the kino
You own it, you better never let 'em post
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cull
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime...

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Why poos

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Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiiieeeeeeee
I’m begging of you please don’t take my thread
Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiieeeeeeeeee
Please don’t delete it just because you can

Your power is beyond compare
You never leave that gaming chair
You’ve greasy skin and underpants stained green

My prior threads pruned or deleted
Here I sit sad and defeated
And I cannot compete with you
Jannie

I don’t think you ever sleep
And there’s nothing I can do to keep
From crying when you kill my thread
Jannie

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my thread
But you don't know what it means to me
Jannie

Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiiieeeeeeee
I’m begging of you please don’t take my thread
Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiieeeeeeeeee
Please don’t delete it just because you can

You could have your choice of bans
But I could never post again
This is the only place for me
Jannie

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Jannie

Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiiieeeeeeee
I’m begging of you please don’t take my thread
Jannie, Jannie, Jannie, Janiieeeeeeeeee
Please don’t delete it just because you can
Jannie. Jannie.

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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY BE GRAPHIC TO SOME VIEWERS

And NOW, we enter in the DARK world of what Italians do to manlets, and why they won't learn! We'll take you to the isolated countryside of Super, where you'll get to see first hand why Italians aren't white.

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here to report on the milk situation

and the situation is we need more milk

that is all. back to you guys

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An.. wait a minute, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming. Take it away Fredo.

Well I got mad when I was called Fredo but I know Im Fredo soooo. Im Fredo now. Lol. Fredo Cuomo

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WHO POSTS THE SNEED?
WE POST THE SNEED!
EDITIN SNEEDS AND POSTIN EM!

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Absolutely based thread

There is a heavy downpour from all of the liberals tears from Trump's latest tweet and climate change is a hoax

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Because they poo in loo. Anyway. Based religion. Clean your country finally.

No vegana for you. Don't ask.

FUCKING BASED AND JOLENEPILLED

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