How many of you can unironically claim to be a descendant of someone important?

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

How many of you can unironically claim to be a descendant of someone important?

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Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

I'm white. I'm a descendant of the only real humans.

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Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

Not a descendant of anyone important, however, my 2nd cousins include Simo Häyhä, and James Dean while Winston Churchill is some sort of a relation.

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

In B4 Black Kings.

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Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

Bump

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

One of my descendants was on the Mayflower, nothing great but pretty cool.

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

holy shit i want this shirt.

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

Mostre algum respeito à pátria.

Fucking Degenerate

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Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

Not a descendant but family is loosely related to the
Bruce's of Scotland.

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

my father's side had two of minor historical importance

in early 18th century there was an ancestor that was master of the forge and armorsmith
in the service of a minor count in Germany

his grandson came to the colonies to build a life
he and his sons built a fort on frontier lands
in the Appalachians in 1775
they also fought in the revolutionary war

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

If I said so you guys would 100% know who I am.

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

I am and my descendant was the fucking pioneer of his age and that's all i'm saying.

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

doxx you twice

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William Martin
William Martin

Direct descendant of The Portuguese Royal Family (before they disbanded) and the descendant of the Egyptain Pharaoh King Menes.

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

Muito bem dito gringo, esse viralata não vale o que ele come.

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

I am a direct descendent of an Irish king, and on my mothers side I am a descent of a revolutionary war veteran

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

Is this guy a MtG card? I think I have it

David Miller
David Miller

Dunno. Modern white men are pathetic weaklings and slaves of consume. Even polacks can only larp with their ancestors.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

John adams & john q adams

Has effected my life 0

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

That's because you haven't sold yourself well enough.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

Is this Danny?
sorry your dad is such a deadbeat

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

William Henry Harrison, by way of his son John Scott Harrison.

Still pretty WASPy and Presbyterian.

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Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

I'm blood type Rh O Negative so I'm related to all kinds of Ancient Kings and Leaders of Civilizations and Creators and the original Israelites. Like the ones written about in the Old Testement.

Its called blood lineage.

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Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

I'm descendant of the first human. Beat that shitskin.

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

I am descended from King David. I have the tzaraat that marks me. Doesn't matter though jews don't want their king yet someone needs to oppress the shit out of them first.

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

I have some Ashkenazi Jew in me so I'm probably related to some fatcat kike that jewed burgers out of their shekels

Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

Everyone can because of common ancestors.

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

my grandpa played at the grand ole opry

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

Pretty sure every user here knows one of my parents.

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Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

Important to who? Value is subjective commie.

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Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

i don't

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

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Daniel Long
Daniel Long

I do

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

Rub the white Colgate Sensative paste on your skin. Rub it in deep to where it burns for a bit then rinse for minutes with cold water.

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

Literally a Neanderthal (Fallen Angel, Serpent in the Garden, Son of God, Watcher) lookin' ass.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

DEVA SER DESCENDENTE THE D. AFONSO HENRIQUES
POIS SE PUDESSE LIMPAVA ESTES MOUROS TODOS QUE SE AUTO INTITULAM PORTUGUESES

MOURTUGUESES DE MERDA

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

Quem é Afonsinho? Quando se fala de alguém importante não se deve considerar figurinhas locais.

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

Brendan fraser

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

A few of my ancestors were Confederate officers from the Civil War

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

Fuck off Barron

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Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

A mãe é de Vasconcelos e o meu bisavô foi administrador de Angola no Estado Novo.

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Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

I was thinking the same thing,. now I really think it might be him.

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Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

i am a direct descendant of a famous Gaelic warlord. Named after him too.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

I pray that I descend from Imam Ali

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Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

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Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

Angus?

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

same cousin, William Bradford, gov of Plymouth

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

45056 for me niggga

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

Wow you must be so old

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

Yeah, I should apologize to him. He didn't choose his dad.

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

Based

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Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

Are there any good ancestry sites that are free and dont require making an account?

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

Not a direct descendant of anyone important to my knowledge, but General Custer was my great x4 uncle

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

77 shit just got real son!

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Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

You should be able to tell from your name. If not you'll have to pay someone to shift through hospital records.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

PRIMEIRO REI DE PORTUGAL RELATIVO A ESTA BANDEIRA, FOI O PIONEIRO
MAS QUE IMPORTA O PASSADO
VIVEMOS NO PRESENTE CERTO
E O TEMPO COMANDA

MUITAS IDEIAS CONSEGUEM SOBREVIVER AO TEMPO

NÃO A DE AFONSO HENRIQUES

MAIS UM FANTASMA

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

I'm related to one of the first American sharpshooters, Samuel Ingling, who fought as a federal soldier in the Civil War under Verdan's 1st Sharpshooters. Not someone you hear about, but he apparently was the best in the regiment, winning 1st place in a shooting contest among his peers. The award he won allegedly saved his life later when he was struck by a bullet fired by ol' Johnny Reb-- only the medal he wore bore any damage from the impact.

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

I'm a decedent of John D. Lee but he had like 50 wives so i bet there is more.

David Watson
David Watson

Primeiro, pare com essa porcaria de só usar maiusuculas, está parecendo um analfabeto.

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

my grandfather was a marine fighter pilot in the pacific during WW2 and Korea and trained pilots before Vietnam, I would like to think he was important.

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Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

my last name is in an old language and translates to "people of legends"
now what bl*ck boi?

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Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

Drogado! Não admira que a pátria tenha caído nos socialistas. Reúna-se!

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Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

Genghis Kahn.

He raped a bunch women.

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

My great great grandfather had over 1000 slaves. I still own the rice farms. Built 3 churches. Great uncles fought in the civil war. One survived 7 battles. Couple governors. They were true builders. Very very proud and greatful.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

My family founded one of the ten largest cities in my country. A distant Great-Grandfather had the task of wiping King Henry VIII ass.

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

NÃO USO DROGAS IMIGRANTE DE MERDA
NA VOLTA ÉS UM CHEIRADO DE MERDA

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

Some hohenzollern knocked up my great great great grandmother so they sent her to America.
T-thanks Wilhelm

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Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

NÃO USO DROGAS IMIGRANTE DE MERDA
NA VOLTA ÉS UM CHEIRADO DE MERDA

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

B A S E D

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Landon Parker
Landon Parker

My 9th great grandfather was a puritan who named Watertown and establish elizabethtown.
He has a few plaques and memorials in Massachusetts.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Que vergonha, todo mundo sabe que Portugual é uma sombra do que já foi, mas você conseguiu descer mais ainda o nível, drogado

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

I'm descended from the House of Stewart. Illegitimately.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

My family basically ran St Augustine, FL after the Civil War (mayors, councilmen, etc.). Well, until some white people started shooting them...

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

SIM MAS A TUA OPINIÃO NÃO CONTA SUB-HUMANO

VÁ VAI LÁ SAMBAR PARA OUTRA THREAD BOCA DE CACHAÇA

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

Triste mas verdadeiro :(

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Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

Must be Prince Harry. Creating bastards seems to be a theme with Stewart.

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Que vergonha, é nessas horas que fico feliz de ser de um pais que presta.

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

ACABEI DE DIZER QUE NÃO USO DROGAS IMBECIL
SE USAS DROGAS O "PROBLEMA" É TEU

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

We are relying on you to be a true patriot: no less to save the entire world from evil. You do know that right? Namaste.

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Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

First Finnish president Kaarlo Juho Ståhlberg through one of his daughters.

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Charles Clark
Charles Clark

Yes Family search. Org is awesome i had barely any info and it gave me history back to 1093

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

Bolsonaro é um bom começo!

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Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

Robert E Lee and Martha Washington here

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

I'm a Greek. All of us are important compared to the rest of you.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

UI UI

OLHA O BRASILEIRO A FAZER-SE DE SONSO E CIVILIZADO HAHAHAHAHA
QUE PIADA , NÃO LESTE AS REGRAS DA BOARD MACACO ?

NÃO APELAR ÁS EMOÇÕES

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

Not really
Great-grandfather was one of the few to have the rank of "brigadier" both in the Austria-Hungary AND in Yugoslavia
Great-grandmother was German nobility, rank of count
My other great-grandmother and great-grandfather were descendants of German nobility that had to flee during the French revolution (they lived in what are now French territories)
Don't know exactly what my other grandfather's ancestors were, but I think they also had a military history and were certified as Volksdeutsche during the occupation
And my grandmother's family was certified Volksdeutsche and Aryan during the occupation

Fuck I'm basically a Kraut now that I think about it
Goddamn, I larped as a Slav all my life

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

Ele é bom, mas quem realmente presta é a cupula do governo: Guedes, Mourão, Heleno, Freitas, Mouro.... e o Maia na câmara.

Aprenda a usar a metade miniscula do alfabeto, dai penso em te responder.

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

1 post by this id
hmmmmmmm
E você africano?

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Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

it gave me history back to 1093
And you believed them... AMAAAZING
That's literally impossible to do, unless you are the king of denmark or something.

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

VALEUH MEU BEM
FICA LIGADO
QUEM SABE PROXIMA LIFE
A GENTI SE CONNECTA MELHO

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

Do serial killers count?

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

Wrong. My history go's back to around 400 something. It's called Christianity.

William Powell
William Powell

Eita, alem de falar igual um tiozão sukita o pretinho não sabe escrever.
Porque não nos faz um favor e se mata?

William James
William James

Yea

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

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Charles Baker
Charles Baker

go on

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Dylan Long
Dylan Long

What does christianity has to do with your own personal ancestry, you retard?
I'd like to know what church birth/marriage records they went through that went back a thousand years. There are none, and you got ripped off. retard

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

LOL
NÃO FIQUES CHATEADO
ESTES HUES FICAM LOGO RESSENTIDOS

Jackson Martinez
Jackson Martinez

My great great great grandfather was a native chief.

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

Not exactly all that important but I'm descended from actual hillbillies, the Mccoys (as in Hatfield and Mccoy feud) and my neighbors have been pushing me lately and I don't think they want to start any more shit. They live across the street and their daughter was parked in our driveway no where to be found when we showed up with the moving truck to move in and then cursed us out because we told her to get out of the way, then they told us we can't park our car in front of the house because it's at the end of their driveway, and then today a couple of our chickens got out and instead of knocking on our door like normal fucking neighbors they called animal control. My feuding grudge holding vengeful genetic memory is getting fucking stirred up for real I'm about to get some suspenders, a bowler, and some fucking moonshine and start hatching plans to make them miserable without getting arrested.

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Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

plz ignore memeflag
inb4
_ _______ ____

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

Scottish royalty and Renound Scottish australian architect. High authority academic english heretage. Got some genius mathematician (NOT JEWISH) polish in me aswell.

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Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

I'm not a descendant of someone important.
I AM someone important though. That's much better.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

Im related to William Wade and General Barksdale.

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

My grandpa robbed banks and got away with it

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

Important at what level in the current times of society decay ?
Are you some AOC male version or what?
Care to explain your role in your country and society of the same ?

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

Someone in my family was on an expedition with Daniel Boon’s son.
They got ambushed one night and that someone who was an ancestor hated Indians ever since.

One day at the local horse race, he spotted an Indian and shot him.

Turned out to be a chiefs son.

He wasn’t too happy, but the majority of people didn’t give a fuck.

There are 2 possible endings.

1.The mayor or whatever put a bounty on him but didn’t really care to find him nor did anyone give up information.

2. They found him and sentenced him to guard duty, and to appease diplomacy with the indians, told them where to find the man they wanted, and killed him.

TLDR: some dude on my grandmas side kicked it with daniel boon’s son and subsequently hated Indians due to PTSD

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

I was the descendant of one of the wealthiest families in town
Now our only achievement is living in one of the oldest houses in town, wich almost seems in ruins from the outside, and having probably the most dysfunctional middle class family.
Can't trace back my ancestry much sadly.

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William King
William King

Pardon my ignorance but being descended from Martha wouldnt make you descended from george as well?? why would you mention martha and not George? are you a tranny?

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

My granny was a Finnish whore in 1928

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

Angus?
Shane Eldon Niall. beat BOTH the english AND the French simultaneously attacking. Then established English and French Settlements to keep them busy on their own lands. My family crest? contains the famous "sinister" red left hand.

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

Me but not that important, i have my family geanological tree up from 1100 straight to me

James Jones
James Jones

I'm related to Bill The Butcher (William Poole)

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

Lindy?

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

the family name is on the ORIGINAL land grant in my state; thats before this was even a country. A male member of my family has fought in EVERY war since before this was even a COUNTRY.

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

My wife is direct descendant of Swedish Queen. If you go hundreds of years back, almost everyone has famous forefathers.
They said that almost every UK citizen is a descendant of Tutankhamen.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

Interesting. I'm distantly related to the guy that discovered Macacoland (Pedro Álvares Cabral). I'm also descended from Templar refugee families that settled in Azores who came from either Brittany or Britain (the word in Portuguese is Bretanha which could be confuted with both). I'll stop there, don't wanna dox myself too hard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Álvares_Cabral

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Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

My great uncle was illegal immigrant in NY. He lived in Harlem with a negro lady.
Then he hurt himself and got hospitalized - that's how he got caught. They sent him back.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

He is Alberto Barbosa, the poster boy of African kingdoms expansion to Age of Empires II, expansion published more than decade after the original game.

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

I am a half caste Indian my mother is white my Australian grandmother was a niece of Ned Kelly

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

I'm not a descendant but a relative (he's like a great great uncle or something a long those lines) of Noah Timmins. He founded Timmins, Ontario; the town that Shania Twain is from. Also, I've heard that everyone with European ancestry is descended from King Charlemagne. He had so many kids that his genes spread throughout the gene pool. That's not special, though, hundreds of millions of people are descended from him. My family lineage is really unimportant to the world lol.

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

We wuz kangs unironically though, anyone from Western Europe has desecendancy from the Egyptian Pharoahs, no meme.

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