How many of you can unironically claim to be a descendant of someone important?

How many of you can unironically claim to be a descendant of someone important?

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I'm white. I'm a descendant of the only real humans.

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Not a descendant of anyone important, however, my 2nd cousins include Simo Häyhä, and James Dean while Winston Churchill is some sort of a relation.

In B4 Black Kings.

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Bump

One of my descendants was on the Mayflower, nothing great but pretty cool.

holy shit i want this shirt.

Mostre algum respeito à pátria.

Fucking Degenerate

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Not a descendant but family is loosely related to the
Bruce's of Scotland.

my father's side had two of minor historical importance

in early 18th century there was an ancestor that was master of the forge and armorsmith
in the service of a minor count in Germany

his grandson came to the colonies to build a life
he and his sons built a fort on frontier lands
in the Appalachians in 1775
they also fought in the revolutionary war

If I said so you guys would 100% know who I am.

I am and my descendant was the fucking pioneer of his age and that's all i'm saying.

doxx you twice

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Direct descendant of The Portuguese Royal Family (before they disbanded) and the descendant of the Egyptain Pharaoh King Menes.

Muito bem dito gringo, esse viralata não vale o que ele come.

I am a direct descendent of an Irish king, and on my mothers side I am a descent of a revolutionary war veteran

Is this guy a MtG card? I think I have it

Dunno. Modern white men are pathetic weaklings and slaves of consume. Even polacks can only larp with their ancestors.

John adams & john q adams

Has effected my life 0

That's because you haven't sold yourself well enough.

Is this Danny?
sorry your dad is such a deadbeat

William Henry Harrison, by way of his son John Scott Harrison.

Still pretty WASPy and Presbyterian.

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I'm blood type Rh O Negative so I'm related to all kinds of Ancient Kings and Leaders of Civilizations and Creators and the original Israelites. Like the ones written about in the Old Testement.

Its called blood lineage.

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I'm descendant of the first human. Beat that shitskin.

I am descended from King David. I have the tzaraat that marks me. Doesn't matter though jews don't want their king yet someone needs to oppress the shit out of them first.

I have some Ashkenazi Jew in me so I'm probably related to some fatcat kike that jewed burgers out of their shekels

Everyone can because of common ancestors.

my grandpa played at the grand ole opry

Pretty sure every user here knows one of my parents.

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Important to who? Value is subjective commie.

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i don't

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I do

Rub the white Colgate Sensative paste on your skin. Rub it in deep to where it burns for a bit then rinse for minutes with cold water.

Literally a Neanderthal (Fallen Angel, Serpent in the Garden, Son of God, Watcher) lookin' ass.

DEVA SER DESCENDENTE THE D. AFONSO HENRIQUES
POIS SE PUDESSE LIMPAVA ESTES MOUROS TODOS QUE SE AUTO INTITULAM PORTUGUESES

MOURTUGUESES DE MERDA

Quem é Afonsinho? Quando se fala de alguém importante não se deve considerar figurinhas locais.

Brendan fraser

A few of my ancestors were Confederate officers from the Civil War

Fuck off Barron

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A mãe é de Vasconcelos e o meu bisavô foi administrador de Angola no Estado Novo.

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I was thinking the same thing,. now I really think it might be him.

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i am a direct descendant of a famous Gaelic warlord. Named after him too.

I pray that I descend from Imam Ali

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Angus?

same cousin, William Bradford, gov of Plymouth

45056 for me niggga

Wow you must be so old

Yeah, I should apologize to him. He didn't choose his dad.

Based

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Are there any good ancestry sites that are free and dont require making an account?

Not a direct descendant of anyone important to my knowledge, but General Custer was my great x4 uncle

77 shit just got real son!

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You should be able to tell from your name. If not you'll have to pay someone to shift through hospital records.

PRIMEIRO REI DE PORTUGAL RELATIVO A ESTA BANDEIRA, FOI O PIONEIRO
MAS QUE IMPORTA O PASSADO
VIVEMOS NO PRESENTE CERTO
E O TEMPO COMANDA

MUITAS IDEIAS CONSEGUEM SOBREVIVER AO TEMPO

NÃO A DE AFONSO HENRIQUES

MAIS UM FANTASMA

I'm related to one of the first American sharpshooters, Samuel Ingling, who fought as a federal soldier in the Civil War under Verdan's 1st Sharpshooters. Not someone you hear about, but he apparently was the best in the regiment, winning 1st place in a shooting contest among his peers. The award he won allegedly saved his life later when he was struck by a bullet fired by ol' Johnny Reb-- only the medal he wore bore any damage from the impact.

I'm a decedent of John D. Lee but he had like 50 wives so i bet there is more.

Primeiro, pare com essa porcaria de só usar maiusuculas, está parecendo um analfabeto.

my grandfather was a marine fighter pilot in the pacific during WW2 and Korea and trained pilots before Vietnam, I would like to think he was important.

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my last name is in an old language and translates to "people of legends"
now what bl*ck boi?

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Drogado! Não admira que a pátria tenha caído nos socialistas. Reúna-se!

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Genghis Kahn.

He raped a bunch women.

My great great grandfather had over 1000 slaves. I still own the rice farms. Built 3 churches. Great uncles fought in the civil war. One survived 7 battles. Couple governors. They were true builders. Very very proud and greatful.

My family founded one of the ten largest cities in my country. A distant Great-Grandfather had the task of wiping King Henry VIII ass.

NÃO USO DROGAS IMIGRANTE DE MERDA
NA VOLTA ÉS UM CHEIRADO DE MERDA

Some hohenzollern knocked up my great great great grandmother so they sent her to America.
T-thanks Wilhelm

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NÃO USO DROGAS IMIGRANTE DE MERDA
NA VOLTA ÉS UM CHEIRADO DE MERDA

B A S E D

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My 9th great grandfather was a puritan who named Watertown and establish elizabethtown.
He has a few plaques and memorials in Massachusetts.

Que vergonha, todo mundo sabe que Portugual é uma sombra do que já foi, mas você conseguiu descer mais ainda o nível, drogado

I'm descended from the House of Stewart. Illegitimately.

My family basically ran St Augustine, FL after the Civil War (mayors, councilmen, etc.). Well, until some white people started shooting them...

SIM MAS A TUA OPINIÃO NÃO CONTA SUB-HUMANO

VÁ VAI LÁ SAMBAR PARA OUTRA THREAD BOCA DE CACHAÇA

Triste mas verdadeiro :(

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Must be Prince Harry. Creating bastards seems to be a theme with Stewart.

Que vergonha, é nessas horas que fico feliz de ser de um pais que presta.

ACABEI DE DIZER QUE NÃO USO DROGAS IMBECIL
SE USAS DROGAS O "PROBLEMA" É TEU

We are relying on you to be a true patriot: no less to save the entire world from evil. You do know that right? Namaste.

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First Finnish president Kaarlo Juho Ståhlberg through one of his daughters.

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Yes Family search. Org is awesome i had barely any info and it gave me history back to 1093

Bolsonaro é um bom começo!

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Robert E Lee and Martha Washington here

I'm a Greek. All of us are important compared to the rest of you.

UI UI

OLHA O BRASILEIRO A FAZER-SE DE SONSO E CIVILIZADO HAHAHAHAHA
QUE PIADA , NÃO LESTE AS REGRAS DA BOARD MACACO ?

NÃO APELAR ÁS EMOÇÕES

Not really
Great-grandfather was one of the few to have the rank of "brigadier" both in the Austria-Hungary AND in Yugoslavia
Great-grandmother was German nobility, rank of count
My other great-grandmother and great-grandfather were descendants of German nobility that had to flee during the French revolution (they lived in what are now French territories)
Don't know exactly what my other grandfather's ancestors were, but I think they also had a military history and were certified as Volksdeutsche during the occupation
And my grandmother's family was certified Volksdeutsche and Aryan during the occupation

Fuck I'm basically a Kraut now that I think about it
Goddamn, I larped as a Slav all my life

Ele é bom, mas quem realmente presta é a cupula do governo: Guedes, Mourão, Heleno, Freitas, Mouro.... e o Maia na câmara.

Aprenda a usar a metade miniscula do alfabeto, dai penso em te responder.

>1 post by this id
hmmmmmmm
E você africano?

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>it gave me history back to 1093
And you believed them... AMAAAZING
That's literally impossible to do, unless you are the king of denmark or something.

VALEUH MEU BEM
FICA LIGADO
QUEM SABE PROXIMA LIFE
A GENTI SE CONNECTA MELHO

Do serial killers count?

Wrong. My history go's back to around 400 something. It's called Christianity.

Eita, alem de falar igual um tiozão sukita o pretinho não sabe escrever.
Porque não nos faz um favor e se mata?

Yea

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go on

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What does christianity has to do with your own personal ancestry, you retard?
I'd like to know what church birth/marriage records they went through that went back a thousand years. There are none, and you got ripped off. retard

LOL
NÃO FIQUES CHATEADO
ESTES HUES FICAM LOGO RESSENTIDOS

My great great great grandfather was a native chief.

Not exactly all that important but I'm descended from actual hillbillies, the Mccoys (as in Hatfield and Mccoy feud) and my neighbors have been pushing me lately and I don't think they want to start any more shit. They live across the street and their daughter was parked in our driveway no where to be found when we showed up with the moving truck to move in and then cursed us out because we told her to get out of the way, then they told us we can't park our car in front of the house because it's at the end of their driveway, and then today a couple of our chickens got out and instead of knocking on our door like normal fucking neighbors they called animal control. My feuding grudge holding vengeful genetic memory is getting fucking stirred up for real I'm about to get some suspenders, a bowler, and some fucking moonshine and start hatching plans to make them miserable without getting arrested.

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