How would the U.S

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

How would the U.S. purchase Greenland from Denmark?

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Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

They wont

Bentley King
Bentley King

With dollars probably.

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

if they do it will be like some kind of leasing agreement where they get mineral rights with government and ecological oversight or something like that

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

Put it on the credit card and enjoy the large cashbacks and flier miles.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

Its just trump asking some of his lad wether it would be doable. I think truman already tried to buy it.

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

ethnostate when?

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

Denmark is not suffering severe lack of cash.
You got Alaska and Louisiana from europoor royals who desperately needed money for other things.

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

buy
We can invade. This planet is ours.

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Evan Davis
Evan Davis

With money

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

This. You could definitely get a first class round the world ticket.

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

go buy fucking Canada from Brits, then you can think of Greenland. Don't make border gore

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

*laughs in Russian/Chinese coordinated nuclear strikes*

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

Canada is an independent nation

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

21 trillion dollars in debt
wants to buy a country
What is even the logistics of this

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Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

and when did they declared independance? They are Dominion

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

When was the last time a country just traded land for cash?

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

Eesti is besti. My future wife lives in Nomme.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

100 trillion in cash

No refunds policy applies

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Robert Cook
Robert Cook

i guess trump thinks it would help him get reelected

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

Who’s paying for it? That’s the logistics

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Dominion
Still holds a lot of the rights of an independent country. Includes the ability to ignore wars of its parent nation, such as Canada not invading Iraq, while also fighting wars that its parent does not, as Australia did in Vietnam. Holding their own seats on the UN and being eligible for security council along side the permanent UK.

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

We'll trade you Puerto Rico for Petropavlovsk

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

think of it this way
why stop at Greenland
why not buy Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark as well

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

57,000 people, literally nothing.
The size of a small town

The only valuable thing there is the land, what's that even worth? It's all ice.

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

yeah but its now your ice

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

everyone have a boner for frozen wastelands these days i guess

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Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Probably have to do some sort of referendum to allow the population to decide if the want to be a state or a protectorate, or they say no. Then its a transfer of money and the signature on a contract. Maybe the indigenous population will want to be treated differently than normal citizens.

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

a Dane in a different thread already traded it for Hawaii
no Indian giving

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

That was said about Alaska, then oil was found. Maybe it has geopolitical significance if the north passage melts.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

What are they gonna do about the death penalty?
US has it, Denmark not. Greenlanders could sue Denmark if they actually sell that island without a no death penalty clause.

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

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Parker Wood
Parker Wood

They’re drunk inbreds with a huge suicide rate, no one there knows how to sue anyone

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

War with China is inevitable, that wipes out a shitton of the debt since we sure as fuck ain't paying them, and nobody with a brain is going to side with the chinks.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Lots of untapped minerals, metals and oil. Plus a good location. With Alaska and Greenland under our flag, Canada will be surrounded to be crushed once and for all.

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

Greenland will never stop leeching from Denmark. Just deal with it.

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

Greenland has huge oil reserves and shittons of rare gemstones.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

Hey Denmark, can you throw in the Faroe Islands too?

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

I heard 33% of all Greenland girls were raped at least once

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

We’re not paying it.

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

How the fuck do you rape something that will fuck anyone out of hospitality?

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Most girls don't want to have sex with their father.

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

No that is the amount who’re not raped

John Moore
John Moore

Mine!

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Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

Just take it. What's Denmark going to do about it?

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Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

In case some lurker thinks that I'm bullshitting:
cphpost.dk/news/greenland-has-the-highest-number-of-rapes-in-the-world.html

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

Declare war

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

We will write a very angry letter to the UN Security Council m8 you don’t want that trust me

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

oh no!

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Mason Watson
Mason Watson

No, seriously. Just take it.
It's costing Danish taxpayers a fortune and giving nothing in return.

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

CASH

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

They will offer 1 kroner
If they don't accept that is an act of WAR

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

given them our niggers for it. solves several problems at once.

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Imagine all the stuff Denmark could do with all the money.

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

Fuck canada theyre worse syobyos than their french ancestors

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

central bank debt is real
lmao that stupid kike system of fractional reserve banking has reached the point where no one will even try to pay it off any more, it's just a stupid meme

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

Trump is a fucking homo. You can bring that to the bank.

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Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

Canada is independent

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Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

The penalty for rape is 12 to 18 months in prison.
holy fuck. why??

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Take back Schleswig-Holstein

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

I dunno but sell that uselss chunk of hardened water and lets get filthy rich

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Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

What the fuck.

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

Probably much higher number, do not underestimate the autism of Greenland

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

Mail order estee?

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Says the Israeli vassal state

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

declare war on the most powerful empire of all time

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Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

Use to live/work there. Good people!

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

in 'refugees'

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

I'd honestly rather be a vassal state of kikes than of angloids and surrendermonkeys. At least the kikes sometimes have cute girls.

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

Just wait until you find out that they pledge a alliance with Vietnam. Scared?

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

We already have border gore with Alaska/Washington.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

kek

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

You will be annexed within 100 years by either China or America. You do realize that, right? Tick tock, syrup nigger

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Mason Reed
Mason Reed

At least the kikes sometimes have cute girls.

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Justin Smith
Justin Smith

1. Send a sip to plant the american flag
2. done, Greenland is now yours

What will Denmark do about it? Nothing.

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

Kikes are the best
Yep trully a mutt

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

Freshwater.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

But America is a continent

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

A good first step. But Trump needs to work much faster and make all the countries part of America.

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

I'd honestly rather be a vassal state of kikes than of angloids and surrendermonkeys. At least the kikes sometimes have cute girls.

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David Campbell
David Campbell

You really think the US will even be in the game a hundred years from now?

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

We will declare war on US if they are trying to force us to sell Greenland.

Even our conscripts are in better shape than the mutt army of US and A.

It’s our ice, so fuck off

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

1488 trillion dollars in .999 gold, and it's a deal.

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

that's why you need Canada, maybe even France can sell you St Pierre too

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

Does Denmark even have a military? At least is those sandbox countries the civilians have the balls to shoot at an invading military. If the US showed up guns blazing with shock and awe like we do in sandnig countries then Denmark would be US property in a week and all anyone in Europe would do is cry about it on Twitter and pass a meaningless UN resolution.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

You're deluded. The entire world would turn against you if you tried. You'd get fucked up really hard.

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

There would be no war. The US would simply take Greenland and that's the end of it. You can then try and attack but it wouldn't do much.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

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Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

Based Dane (Will happily join you in a coalition tho)
Groenland is full, America fuck off.

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

By what?

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

purchase
oh my sides! danish military is a scandanavian feminist joke. denmark may as well just give us greenland to avoid embarrassing itself.

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Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

to buttfuck russians

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Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Oh no the terrible might of the danish army.

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

with immigrants

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

Russian-EU joint force

Jace King
Jace King

Russian
why would we fight america for you?

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

Russia fighting on EU side
The comedians are here.

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Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

by selling them niggers and spics

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Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

We'll trade them Israel. We've paid for it. Just never bothered to actually pick it up.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

You wouldn't, you'd merely say you'd join to prevent America getting grabby. Nobody would ever die for Eskimo niggers on Greenland

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

Because you are craving for a war with them and you know it Vladimir.
MFW WW3 began because of Groenland

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Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

1000 trillion over a 100 year period with account to inflation. Denmark gets 20% of all discovered natural resources. Danish companies will have priority operating and trading in Greenland. All danish citizens are to face trial in a danish court for whatever offense is alleged. Danish ships have priority sailing through an eventual pass that opens once the ice melts. No danish ship will be charged for passing the corridor. No refunds policy.

Take it or leave it

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James Wood
James Wood

Probably thinking ahead with all the climate change talk going around - these frozen wastelands might be the paradises of the future.

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

Trump is playing ppl like the fools we are. WE should be on the Epstein case, raising hell and demanding answers, instead of responding likek Pavlov's dog to Trumpstein's fucked up tweets.

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

DONE.
Now hand it over.
And keep in mind a deal only ever is as strong as you are able to enforce it. Meaning you have nothing at all.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

What a ridiculous lie.

Landon Martinez
Landon Martinez

No fuck off saint pierre is ours.
Sell you own land instead ustashe.

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David Long
David Long

not for yurop, but for yourself, why do you think US wants

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

not realizing that Vietnam is also a vassal state of America since it doesn’t want to be swallowed by China.

It’s not the 20th century anymore you stupid ching chong nigger. Now dance for your masters

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Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

Nobody would ever die for Eskimo niggers on Greenland
as i thought
all our politicians have property and bank accounts in the usa.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Fuck off Muhammad

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

Obviously we would leave that. What's a reasonable number? I say $2T.

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

It will be around much longer than Canada for sure

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

The Danes fear the eternal American Empire

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Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

This, please. Danmark seems way more based than Germany these days. We will even help building a wall to protect the southern border against Hamburg, Niedersachsen and Bremen.

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

Look at how the whites handle imperialism between each other..

If it were any other race, there would be no negotiations. There'd be assassinations.
Protests, accusations, embargoes, smear campaigns, general mayhem. If that's not blatant racism I don't know what is

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

If America bought Greenland they will send niggers.
America is the biggest catalyst in the browning of Europe.

James Anderson
James Anderson

They could pay with niggers. Heard they love niggers in the north.

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

The USA is already leasing a naval based there.
British Empire gained the rights a century ago, sold them to USA during the wars, and USA is trying to renew them.

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Denmark would need to hold a referendum I think but I am unsure?

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

There was a book and movie titled "The Mouse that Roared", IIRC, with a a very similar premise and surprising outcome.

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

How would the U.S. purchase Greenland from Denmark?
Denmark here are your peanuts. Sell me Greenlang or else.

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

americans are just jelly becuse even most non white european country is whither than any US state, so they want EU to become browner so they can say whither than you Mohammed

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

$8 and two popsicles

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John Diaz
John Diaz

100 trillion in cash
That would be no problem
Only thing supporting the dollar at the moment is mass delusion, wilful ignorance and a deep subservience to zionism

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

usa bought virgin islands in 1917 for 25million, with inflation thats 500million now. shouldn't go over 1billion for greenland

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

Lmao. By fucking who?

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

Don't forget China too. Danes and Chinese have a long history of respectful trading. If the Americans tried to fuck with that, they'd burn their fingers.

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

NATO, UN and EU.

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

THIS
SAINT PIERRE AND QUÉBEC ARE RIGHTFULL FRENCH CLAY AMERICA REEEEEEEEE

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Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

I think it was when the US acquired the Virgin Islands in 1907. From Denmark, ironically.

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

Mexico

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

It was in March 1917. And we're fucking happy you bought those niggers. It's been one big deficit for you ever since, haha. By far the most violent and vicious territory of the US.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

How about the US cleans up its mess, leftover from your last visit.

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Luis Harris
Luis Harris

We have discussed this issue and have reached an agreement. This is the cost to buy Greenland. The terms are non negotiable:

1000 trillion over a 100 year period with account to inflation in GOLD

Denmark gets 20% of all discovered natural resources.

Danish companies will have priority operating and trading in Greenland.

All danish citizens are to face trial in a danish court for whatever offense is alleged.

Danish ships have priority sailing through an eventual pass that opens once the ice melts

No danish ship will be charged for passing the corridor

200 free F-35's with free maintenance and software updates

Sweden and Germany has to be put on the list of hostile nations to America

CIA and NSA will leave out Denmark from their global surveillance program. If a Dane is found out to be part of the fine will be one billion USD in current value with account to inflation.

All danish companies are exempt from tariffs when selling to America

Denmark gets 1 Astronaut on all manned NASA space missions

A danish flag has to be put up on the Moon

A danish flag has to be put on Mars after the US flag has been deployed

Denmark is exempted from paying 2% defense GDP to be part of NATO

Denmark is exempted from wars in the middle east

Denmark gets 100 nuclear ICBM'S

oh and most importantly

No refunds

Take it or leave it

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Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

We also want Patrick Little and David Duke as part of the deal.

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

by that logic they may as well buy somalia and sudan.

David Barnes
David Barnes

The 99% of crimes in the US are handled at the state/territory level. An American Greenland could put a clause in their US style constitution outlawing the death penalty. It’s too small to be made a state, but territories can ban it as well.

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

ok, we seem to have bracketed our offer.

It's GDP is $2B/year so $1B seems way too low.

greenland is 836,330 square miles or 535,251,200 acres. A lot of that is covered in ice though and not useful. At $500/acre you are at $268B.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

A council that we have a permenanr seat on. Sad!

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

Build a wall on their southern border.

David Smith
David Smith

He thinks (((they))) will let them have such freedom again.
Hahahahahaha

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

No
We are big enough as it is. Also we don't need places like Haiti, Honduras, Puerto Rico, and Greenland. They would just be a burden.

James Diaz
James Diaz

CLETUS, GIT THE WELDING TORCHES AND THE PIPE JIG, THEN CATCH UP IM GOIN IN!

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

FREE SOFTWARE UPDATE?

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

We have a larger Air Force and Navy than all the countries of the world combined. There are two massive oceans flanking our east and west, and weak neighbors to the north and south. Not to mention 300+ civilians armed to the teeth and brainwashed into thinking that dying while defending the American mainland is the most noble thing one can do. If it’s a defensive war, US vs the world is a draw.

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

It’s kind of like Greenland for you guys. Not integrated into the society, just supported by Congress.

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

I'll give you 200 doge coin and a holographic Raichu card.

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

All these places are going to be paradise when the brown people trash the rest of the planet and sink underwater.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

No you don't. Besides that, your military is poorly educated. They don't know how to fight properly. The US couldn't even win a war against China. Maybe Russia. And don't forget all the sanctions that would rain down upon you, crashing your economy.

You Americans are deluded, and one day, you will be taught a lesson bigger than anything you can imagine. And your guns are gone within a decade, you know that as well as I. And even if they weren't it's not something a bit of napalm and nukes couldn't take care of.

Justin King
Justin King

But it was still a bad deal for you. What exactly have you gained from buying it?

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

We can take greenland overnight with 2k troops

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

You probably could, but then big trouble would ensue. You'd literally become the enemy of 90% of the world, haha.

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

America think they can invade
Not realizing we're negotiating to sell with China and Russia as well
As security measure Chinks and Slavs have put thermonuclear weapons on Greenland

You're outsmarted here America, just pay up and enjoy the island. No need for trouble.

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Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

china and russia already busy dealing with shit in their own country

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

200 Marines

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

Let's just play a game of baseball over it. If we lose we will give you PR. If we win you give us rapeland.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

*laughs in mutually assured destructuon*

*rubs and smirks in sampson option*

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Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

From who?

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

not Realizing that if any of the things you said were true we'd already be invading
Its one thing to not sell to us, but it you sold russia or china a mineral rich territory on our doorstep or allowed them to base weapons there of any sort we'd be actually forced to attack you.
Denmarks largest industry is shipping.
The US Navy is the Undisputed masters of the world oceans, the next four navies combined would still get utter thrashed by USN.

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

And you aren't? The US is on the brink of civil war, plus you're Israels little bitch.

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Jonathan Robinson
Jonathan Robinson

Nothing that a little napalm couldn’t take care of.
Tell that to the Viet Cong.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

Nothing at all. Maybe a vacation spot for boomers but that’s about it.

Aaron James
Aaron James

thinking that americans are equal to superior viet congs
kek

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

So would the rest of EU

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

Yeah, it's been a huge expenditure for you. We made 25 million dollars straight down the pocket. Probably many hundred millions in today's money.

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

US is on the brink of civil war.
You what?
How do you figure that?
Like, not even close. theres tension over another round of the dems demanding gun control, but nothing actually gonna happen, they have no power to do anything but piss and moan.

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

naw its for show, country would unite for new land, Israel would help us take it.

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

With money

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Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

And UN and NATO too. Wouldn't end well for the US if they tried, haha.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

Keep telling yourself. The US is falling apart from the inside.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

The chink and slav nukes can be removed once you pay and sign the document

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Kayden Price
Kayden Price

Retard. The US has had nukes on Greenland since the 50s. Go sit down and eat your disgusting pastry.

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

No, he’s right. Purchasing a country should be the least of our concerns, but I guess it’s a nice escape plan for when shit goes south here.

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

Virgin Islands aren't even as bad as many places in the continental US.

William Cruz
William Cruz

debt ridden third world shithole
somehow will manage to print enough money to buy a big chunk of ice.
hoonk hoonk

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

Chunk of Ice with a shitton of rare minerals and oil
FTFY

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

US citizenship and a blowjob from the 1st lady. Now if we can only sell Puerto Rico to Mexicant's or the Spanish.

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

full of niggers
highest homicide rate on all of US territory
not that bad

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Fine. 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollar it is.

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

chunk of ice that's going to be premium real estate in 20-50 years due to climate change

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Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

Purchase? How adorable

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

Purchase? They need to be liberated.

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Angel Collins
Angel Collins

dystopian levels of comfy.

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

People in this thread taking this situation seriously
I can understand that there's maybe one or two American boomers from r/The_Donald who aren't just memeing. But come the fuck on.
Greenland isn't salable, this isn't 1867

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

humm greenland is pretty close to russia no?

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

Why are you so full of shit? The president needs the approval of congress to invade. Never will happen

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

They need to buy it before the frozen over alien base is visible on satellite

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

It's on the other side of the globe

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

t. Besides that, your military is poorly educated.
huffpost.com/entry/military-education-infographic_n_1873842

The US is also more educated than most 1st world nations, especially Europe.
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Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

spreading of america = spreading of niggers and jews

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

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Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Geography is priceless. Counties aren't going to make mistakes like France (Louisiana Territory) or Russia (Alaska) have done.

When the Russians sold Alaska for a pittance, they had no idea that the geography would hold an abundance of oil.

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

can we pls just give them PR?

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

This.

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

US economy cant handle another moderate scale deployment. Neither do they have the social support for a war and their military is rapidly deteriorating from nonwhites and feminizing.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

No surprise there mutt

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

Ackshully the louisiana purchase was inconstitutional since it was done by an illegitimate government.

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

In 1867 Russia sold Alaska to the United States for $7 million. Today $7 million is equivalent to $15 billion, 1/8 the worth of Jeff Bezos.

"Some opponents labeled the purchase as "Seward's Folly", or "Seward's Icebox", as they contended that the United States had acquired useless land."

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

china and russia already busy dealing with shit in their own country
well after your aggression theyll have a good excuse to deflect their problems by pointing at you. thanks you i guess

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

we will trade you Puerto Rico

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

No he dosnt

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

Canadian army is scarier than russias

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

Lmao look at this landlet
world police and world funder bucko niggers could not even fuck with us

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Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

It could be framed as giving the natives more rights or some shit

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

Why should the US buy it?

Boomers love war and could spend hundreds of billions of dollars bringing freedom to Greenland and Eurofags will just bitch on twitter and pass a meaningless U.N resolution condemning us.

another war is a boomer dream. send the lazy and entitled millenials to Greenland. And millenials can pay for it.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Most likely scenario is that somewhere in the future they just park their carrier fleet in Greenland to liberate the oppressed Inuit people from Danish rule.

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

give them to china and russia. fuck the american subhumans and their jewish masters

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

empire

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

WoW > FF14

womenarestupid.site/blog/world-of-warcraft-is-much-better-than-final-fantasy-14

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

Laughs in “didn’t you Russian niggers just nuke yourselves like two weeks ago?”

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

They should pay with huge portions of their gold stocks, maybe that will make them silent and cringe in their seat!

And we should ask the Federal Reserve how their toilet paper currency is doing? After all they can give it value by wiping their ass on it, the only problem is that shit doesn't stick very easily and therefore doesn't hold it's value for very long. And when it finally loses it's value they can roll the paper with their dried shit inside and smoke it like a cigar, and blow it out their ass when they are finished!

youtube.com/watch?v=sG3Gsi_ivqU
youtube.com/watch?v=wQvWIz_rHZU
youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

Well first of all, everyone would drop the dollar. Then you won't be able to run a huge deficit to fund that army. Then your army won't get paid and they'll get fired.

It's a lot simpler than you think. You won't be able to just print more money to fund it because the treasury doesn't print money, they need to sell bonds to get those funds. And who will buy? Your overleveraged pensions funds? It's already a ponzi as it is.

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

dronestrikes

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

No one tell the burgers they could just initiate a CIA black ops program to make people vote for independence

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

Canada is in no way constitutionally linked let alone subordinate to the UK. They share a sovereign, but she reigns as independent legal personalities. I.e. the UK and Canada are separate kingdoms and separate crowns but the top spot is occupied by the same person.

Luke James
Luke James

shut down and abandoned by the US Air Force in 1947.
Most of the equipment and supplies were left behind, including thousands of fuel drums, cases of dynamite, ammunition, vehicles and machinery.
Why people didn't just loot that shit?
rt.com/viral/359485-us-military-greenland-pollution

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

Who pays for all the illegals here? Who will pay for universal healthcare? Buy land. God is not making any more of it

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

You know a bunch of war rules happened after WW2.

WW1 and WW2 was free for all warfare. Nobody cared about biological and chemcial warfare back then.

Many things legal in WW2 to use were already illegal by the time of the Vietnam War.

If we fought Vietnam like we fought WW2, Vietnam wouldn't even exist on a map today.

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Gib land you limpwristed faggy eurocuck.

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

its in the news because its melting so fast. giving access to land and mining. it would give the us more access to the arctic. also google project iceworm

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

America started winning the war by the time they decided to say fuck it and bomb the north. Too late though.

The vast majority of the war, the us was fighting with both hands tied behind its back.

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

You lost fair and square mate

Vietnam blitzkrieged Cambodia after the US war

Then China tried to invade Vietnam and they got annihilated

Vietnam’s golden Vietcong generation was probably the hardest to defeat in the world at the time

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

By check?

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

The good old "nuclear threat discount"

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

China took Paracel Islands from Vietnam and still has them.

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Vegetarian

This plan was legal in WW2 and not considered a war crime.

If America did an operation vegetarian on Vietnam during the Vietnam War, we would have completely won but that kind of plan was only legal during WW2, not afterwards.

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

You are actually retarded.

WW1 and WW2 was free for all warfare. Nobody cared about biological and chemcial warfare back then.

WW1 yes, WW2, absolutely not.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva_Conventions

ya fucking dingus

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

draw
hell no. America would make out like a bandit. We'd annex atleast a few countries in this war. Sure we wouldn't take over the entire world but I'm sure we'd come out better than we entered.

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

The US couldn't even win a war against China. Maybe Russia.
You're right. America would probably have a really tough time beating either of those countries. Yet those countries have a 0% chance of winning against America.

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

litteraly a naval skirmish at the tailend of the conflict though...
Vietnam did pretty good, they beat the shit of everyone, manage to unite their country and still kicking. Nicest person I met in college also was from Vietnam. Good people.

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Combination of money, protection and bi lateral agreements

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

What's so scary about nukes? They will get retaliated if some threat like that comes!

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

That was before Vietcong took Saigon. It was controlled by South Vietnam and America when China took it

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

you cant even build a wall on your own soil, mutt.

John Foster
John Foster

What we should be doing is selling the US Virgin Islands back to Denmark.

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Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

You'll get Hawaii and you'll like it! Now, how about Porto Rico for Iceland, as I doubt they are truly a "free country".

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Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

Here's what people need to know about World War one!

youtube.com/watch?v=iYO_gK3P2ls
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sykes–Picot_Agreement
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

That's because they build it on Israel, and if they don't they get to be president...

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/texas-hurricane-aid-dickinson-israel-boycott-pledge-harvey-financial-help-free-speech-a8011141.html

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

WE trade them Porto Rico for it!

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Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

No one wants that shithole.

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

i can dig it

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

USA should anex it just like russia anexed crimea :D

Colton Green
Colton Green

"Anti-Israel policies are anti-Texas policies, and we will not tolerate such actions against an important ally."

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Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

this

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Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

Just get an Habeas Corpus

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

As soon as (((America))) buys Greenland, they’ll fill it up with spics and niggers, so it’s better for both Eskimos and Whites there to NOT be under (((American))) rule

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

rape
Nah, that's a lie.

Women lie as naturally as they breathe

Dylan White
Dylan White

Greenland
Greenland
Greenland

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Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Have you asked the permission to Israel to write that?

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

they actually sold the virgin isilands in the 1800ds...

and a drunken danish prince fucking sold our people in the orkneys and shetland to the bongs too

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

no kidding!

it's lit what they think there btw

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

that's how the viking king tricked people into settling there. Imagine how they felt when they eventually saw it...

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Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

Danes will need Greenland when Denmark sinks

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Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

They might even buy the idea that the land is green! In fact many Americans might fall for that...

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

What the hell does (((current year))) have to do with anything? A nonviolent transfer of title is a very reasonable thing. What is the time value of money vs the asset in question for the two parties? The idea it is unsaleable is itself absurd.

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

send the lazy and entitled millenials to Greenland.
lol

btw that pauludan troll/politician threatened to send all shitskins in denmark to north eastern greenland, not only did that cause the shitskins to REEEE, but ofc also the greenlanders. The joke being that a fucking shitskin would not be fucking able to survive there ofc

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

What did the zion monkey say this time?

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

tfw sea rising right in time before Paris negroid population startq migrating West

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Carson Walker
Carson Walker

United state will just claim it as a tax write off and we'll be out of national debt.

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

Trump wants to buy Greenland so he can get another 2 Republican senators into the senate.

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

Purchase? How about we just TAKE it from the ice-backs?

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

That's the proper mutt attitude, based

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

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Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

Redpill me on Greenland. What is under the ice that Trump wants?

James Wilson
James Wilson

With so few people it would be a territory for a while.

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

They wouldent, its danish clay.

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

Who knows? Maybe all the pedo elite are hiding the girls and boys over there.

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Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

Population of only 50 thousand people.

An average big college in American can enroll 30 thousand people in comparison every year for incoming freshmen.

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

We can surround Canada on all 3 sides instead of just 2 sides.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

What could you do with a giant stack of gold? Greenland is a drain on your treasury and wants an increasingly large degree of autonomy. You might loose control of it anyway.

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

Apparently we tried to melt through the ice with a nuclear reactor one time. There must be something down there. The official story is dumb.

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Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

Another piece of land to settle jews in the future

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

ice-backs

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Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

You know, one good push from the glow in the dark CIA niggers, and perhaps a clear majority of Greenland's population will clamor for an invasion by the us, and will desire to become a us territory.

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

Greenland is US Clay.
You Dutch faggots better stop persecuting the American-Eskimos in Greenland and remove troops from America.

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Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

the new promised land, plan A not going so well after all.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

actually, I really hope this works out if US citizens can move there easily. I would do it in a heart beat. Probably easy to get a job doing the work too

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Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

Few trillion , also the terms you said , some ecological bs to please your greens , dual citizenship for the Greenlanders and Danes can visit whenever they want for the next 100 years . Deal ?

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

He needs to provide an adequate explanation within a few weeks of an invasion and provide 48-hour updates.

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

Make Mexico pay for it.

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

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Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

We actually occupied it in 1942. Been there done that.

James Brown
James Brown

with a wire transfer.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

You will be finlanized

David Brooks
David Brooks

So what happens after the Russian nukes fall apart mid launch and the Chinese burn through all three of theirs?

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Angel Scott
Angel Scott

The US is pathetic. They never dare taking on countries of their own size. Russia, China or even Iran, which is much smaller. The US is like the bully that only picks at smaller kids because he knows that it's a sure win, but always avoid fights with bigger kids, cause he knows it's certain ass-whooping. Can't wait for the day when (((America))) pisses on the wrong country.

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

Only the most degenerate of parts of Sweden will sink under the sea, hopefully killing hundreds of thousands of niggers, mudshits and sjw degenerates.

Climate change is actually good. Who knew.

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

Shut up you absolute mong, we can rip off America and become the Dubai of the West

They actually think that stinking ice cube full of drunken eskimos is worth gold

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

Who's the fucking mong, you retard? Greenland is worth much more than you can possibly understand in your little dried up raisin brain. There's so much oil you can't even begin to imagine. And probably a shit ton of other natural ressources. Americans will never get to buy Greenland. Every fucking politician in both Denmark and Greenland are shaking their fucking heads, laughing.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

he doesnt know what a vassal state is

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

One dollar per hectare is the going rate for ice covered shitholes.

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

The biggest vassal state in the world is unironically (((America))).

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Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

this you delusional fag

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Same way we buy anything else, with dollars. Greenland has an NPV of about
$38,657,142,857.14 (38.6b). Call it an even $50b for politeness's sake.

Wait a couple years for the coming German depression to tank the EU, along with their rapidly aging population making their welfare systems totally insolvent, and $50b for a cold rock a thousand miles away starts to sound like a pretty good deal.

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

Except we wouldn't need to invade denmark, if they wanted greenland back, they'd have to invade us. That's not happening anytime soon.

Ryan White
Ryan White

half your population dies of heatburns, the other half dies of cancer and americans finally learn the price of being the attack dog of the jews

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

18 Ram Ranch cowboys

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

everyone is after greenland lately, even these fags
bitchute.com/video/nxedThViHlvJ/

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

Why don't you go to alaska. Its already the same thing ?

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

It's not. Greenland has resources alaska doesn't, and works as a potential future large scale naval facility for the north atlantic/arctic

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

Blocks your path

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Jose Cox
Jose Cox

Why the anger Sven?

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

How would the U.S. purchase Greenland from Denmark?
they wont and cant.
First it has to go through the Danish parliament which all all vote against it. Then a vote for all Danish citizens who most likely would also vote no.
And then finally the Eskimos would have to vote and accept it. Which again would be a massive no.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Denmark lost all our control of Island doing WW2 when the UK invaded it and gave the natives the right to vote for independence.

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