How would the U.S. purchase Greenland from Denmark?

How would the U.S. purchase Greenland from Denmark?

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They wont

With dollars probably.

if they do it will be like some kind of leasing agreement where they get mineral rights with government and ecological oversight or something like that

Put it on the credit card and enjoy the large cashbacks and flier miles.

Its just trump asking some of his lad wether it would be doable. I think truman already tried to buy it.

ethnostate when?

Denmark is not suffering severe lack of cash.
You got Alaska and Louisiana from europoor royals who desperately needed money for other things.

>buy
We can invade. This planet is ours.

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With money

This. You could definitely get a first class round the world ticket.

go buy fucking Canada from Brits, then you can think of Greenland. Don't make border gore

*laughs in Russian/Chinese coordinated nuclear strikes*

Canada is an independent nation

>21 trillion dollars in debt
>wants to buy a country
What is even the logistics of this

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and when did they declared independance? They are Dominion

When was the last time a country just traded land for cash?

Eesti is besti. My future wife lives in Nomme.

100 trillion in cash

No refunds policy applies

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i guess trump thinks it would help him get reelected

Who’s paying for it? That’s the logistics

>Dominion
Still holds a lot of the rights of an independent country. Includes the ability to ignore wars of its parent nation, such as Canada not invading Iraq, while also fighting wars that its parent does not, as Australia did in Vietnam. Holding their own seats on the UN and being eligible for security council along side the permanent UK.

We'll trade you Puerto Rico for Petropavlovsk

think of it this way
>why stop at Greenland
>why not buy Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark as well

57,000 people, literally nothing.
The size of a small town

The only valuable thing there is the land, what's that even worth? It's all ice.

yeah but its now your ice

everyone have a boner for frozen wastelands these days i guess

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Probably have to do some sort of referendum to allow the population to decide if the want to be a state or a protectorate, or they say no. Then its a transfer of money and the signature on a contract. Maybe the indigenous population will want to be treated differently than normal citizens.

a Dane in a different thread already traded it for Hawaii
no Indian giving

That was said about Alaska, then oil was found. Maybe it has geopolitical significance if the north passage melts.

What are they gonna do about the death penalty?
US has it, Denmark not. Greenlanders could sue Denmark if they actually sell that island without a no death penalty clause.

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They’re drunk inbreds with a huge suicide rate, no one there knows how to sue anyone

War with China is inevitable, that wipes out a shitton of the debt since we sure as fuck ain't paying them, and nobody with a brain is going to side with the chinks.

Lots of untapped minerals, metals and oil. Plus a good location. With Alaska and Greenland under our flag, Canada will be surrounded to be crushed once and for all.

Greenland will never stop leeching from Denmark. Just deal with it.

Greenland has huge oil reserves and shittons of rare gemstones.

Hey Denmark, can you throw in the Faroe Islands too?

I heard 33% of all Greenland girls were raped at least once

We’re not paying it.

How the fuck do you rape something that will fuck anyone out of hospitality?

Most girls don't want to have sex with their father.

No that is the amount who’re not raped

Mine!

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Just take it. What's Denmark going to do about it?

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Declare war

We will write a very angry letter to the UN Security Council m8 you don’t want that trust me

oh no!

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No, seriously. Just take it.
It's costing Danish taxpayers a fortune and giving nothing in return.

CASH

They will offer 1 kroner
If they don't accept that is an act of WAR

given them our niggers for it. solves several problems at once.

Imagine all the stuff Denmark could do with all the money.

Fuck canada theyre worse syobyos than their french ancestors

>central bank debt is real
lmao that stupid kike system of fractional reserve banking has reached the point where no one will even try to pay it off any more, it's just a stupid meme

Trump is a fucking homo. You can bring that to the bank.

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>Canada is independent

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>The penalty for rape is 12 to 18 months in prison.
holy fuck. why??

Take back Schleswig-Holstein

I dunno but sell that uselss chunk of hardened water and lets get filthy rich

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What the fuck.

Probably much higher number, do not underestimate the autism of Greenland

Mail order estee?

Says the Israeli vassal state

>declare war on the most powerful empire of all time

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Use to live/work there. Good people!

in 'refugees'

I'd honestly rather be a vassal state of kikes than of angloids and surrendermonkeys. At least the kikes sometimes have cute girls.

Just wait until you find out that they pledge a alliance with Vietnam. Scared?

We already have border gore with Alaska/Washington.

kek

You will be annexed within 100 years by either China or America. You do realize that, right? Tick tock, syrup nigger

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>At least the kikes sometimes have cute girls.

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1. Send a sip to plant the american flag
2. done, Greenland is now yours

What will Denmark do about it? Nothing.

> Kikes are the best
Yep trully a mutt

Freshwater.

But America is a continent

A good first step. But Trump needs to work much faster and make all the countries part of America.

>I'd honestly rather be a vassal state of kikes than of angloids and surrendermonkeys. At least the kikes sometimes have cute girls.

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You really think the US will even be in the game a hundred years from now?

We will declare war on US if they are trying to force us to sell Greenland.

Even our conscripts are in better shape than the mutt army of US and A.

It’s our ice, so fuck off

1488 trillion dollars in .999 gold, and it's a deal.

that's why you need Canada, maybe even France can sell you St Pierre too

Does Denmark even have a military? At least is those sandbox countries the civilians have the balls to shoot at an invading military. If the US showed up guns blazing with shock and awe like we do in sandnig countries then Denmark would be US property in a week and all anyone in Europe would do is cry about it on Twitter and pass a meaningless UN resolution.

You're deluded. The entire world would turn against you if you tried. You'd get fucked up really hard.

There would be no war. The US would simply take Greenland and that's the end of it. You can then try and attack but it wouldn't do much.

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Based Dane (Will happily join you in a coalition tho)
Groenland is full, America fuck off.

By what?

>purchase
oh my sides! danish military is a scandanavian feminist joke. denmark may as well just give us greenland to avoid embarrassing itself.

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to buttfuck russians

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Oh no the terrible might of the danish army.

with immigrants

Russian-EU joint force

>Russian
why would we fight america for you?

>Russia fighting on EU side
The comedians are here.

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by selling them niggers and spics

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We'll trade them Israel. We've paid for it. Just never bothered to actually pick it up.

You wouldn't, you'd merely say you'd join to prevent America getting grabby. Nobody would ever die for Eskimo niggers on Greenland