How to get a girlfriend

Experienced anons with advice on how to get a girlfriend, it’ll be instrumental to find love for me and others to quit porn and this place.
Bonus points for your stories

Tfw no cute gf to hug and comfort

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Bro i hate to break it to you were all virgins here

Are you in shape? Charismatic or have much social intelligence? Is there anything about you that is interesting?

Anything that flies, floats, or fucks, you're better off just renting.

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You'll have a qt gf before the end of the year op, fear not

Are you tall, handsome, musclar, rich and mainly charismatic? If not then you wont get any

im in shape but there is absolutely nothing interesting about me

Play guitar or piano. Peacock a little bit, but just have it available dont babble about yourself they hardly care. Women enjoy you being interesting, but only so you, an interesting dude, can pretend to be interested in their boring ass

I’m not muscular but I’m in shape yeah, face is a bit fat ngl. Not really charismatic maybe around family when talking politics but tend to be quiet around most. I’d say my Social intelligence is generally good but I do sperg our from time to time. I’ve been told by girls and their friends they like me a couple times and I’ve had two week long relationships but they were really doing all the work so I still have no confidence/idea of what to do

So what makes her so special... you think she’s so above you?? Be a man

It’s August bro idk

Stop trying to get a girl and make yourself badass, faggot

Richer than most, most guys my age sell drugs so they spend their money on expensive fur coats and t shirts, I save mine so women don’t know I have money. Would probably run out quickly with a high maintenance woman also

Just tell her:

"Your eyes are really beautiful"...

And you can score goid points with every girl on the planet...
Then put some silly jokes... And... you'll have hot busy nights...

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Just be good looking

Read good literature it teaches social iq.... honestly just start talking to them more and more even if it’s awkward you’ll learn what works good luck .

Based Salvini thanks

Ok, you are probably right

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Become a person that is worthy of being dated (for long term). Be reasonably attractive by low BMI, decent hygiene and work on developing some charismatic behavior (for short term). Also unironically have a good cologne.

I’m not god awful ugly but I have no idea what to do, I can’t even experiment because my mind goes blank

I will, thanks

Working on those things but the main problem is even finding girls since I’m in contact with none since I left school, pretty much a non fat neet

Stop looking for a girlfriend. Be yourself. Concentrate on bettering yourself as a man. Its a paradox- the more you search and the harder you seem to be trying the more illusive the wench is. Concentrate on you and be more dismissive of them and they'll appear like busses- when you do have a GF they'll appear out of the woodwork. They can smell the pheromones

You aren't good looking. Sorry you'll never have a gf.

Also, friendzone a bunch of girls. never let them know you are actually into them. pretend you are like their older brother.

the ones that enjoy it, you will notice they will want more. once they see what that warm attention is like, they often wonder what the sex would be like. the nice submissive ones at least.

if shes asking too much dont do it. you friendzone them, not the other way around.

being good with girls aint different from any other learneable skill, just go talk with girls, like literally ask for the time, and make baby steps. You could watch some rsd too, they have good videos on the subject

Great advice user, only problem with that is I can’t improve myself to a great degree while addicted to porn and I haven’t been able to kick that, was thinking a gf would help. Bit of a catch 22 eh

This user has good points, If you find something you can use to make yourself stand out it will help you a lot. Since you are in shape that already gives you a very decent boost. However if you don't act confident then it could diminish some of your points from your appearance especially if you are mopey or depressive (you will get an equally moody gf). Are you interested in learning anything?

So you got your foot in the door of relationships but then they failed. Did you back out of the relationships or did they? I am not really sure what you mean by saying you didn't know what to do. Do you want to get married? Then you should be testing if you are compatible together and if your visions of the future align

make eye contact when you begin a sentence, break eyecontact when they break. look the same direction they look. follow their body language. look into micro expressions.

we all have heavy metal induced brain damage from tainted water and vaccines. they are just as autistic as you

Worst advice ever. If you start being seen as non-sexual interest it's incredibly difficult to escape that frame. Don't do that. Ever.

itt virgins telling other virgins how to get laid

Been in two relationships for a week and then a couple flings, My problem is with freezing up and not knowing what to do due to nerves I guess, somehow I forget what I did previously. (In terms of talking to them for the first time/texting)

Start by not posting in Jow Forums. This doesn't belong here you incel

also, it took me like 3 - 4 years and many hundreds cold and warm approachs to get some results, one night stand and some make outs, so if you're as awful as i am, you'll do amazing.
Also im dieting, going to the gym, having good hygiene, smelling good and being social helps a lot.

STOP FAPPING! Removing that T from your body! You'll need that to breed. If you are too weak to break the tapping curse you don't deserve a, woman

>be me
>women intimidated by my looks
>try conversing
>women intimidated by my intellect
>conversation awkward
>not sure what to do
>go to a bar
>tipsy to drunk women everywhere
>inhibitions gone
>conversation casual and chill
>dance
>flirt
>get hit on by women in front of their men
>men get salty
>be cool to them
>men become bros
>women were buying me drinks
>sometimes so were their boyfriends.
>too principled to fuck with wives
>meet their friends instead
Of course, that was over 10 years ago. Since metoo and all that it's not the same, and extremely dangerous now. Back then women weren't as cloying or desperate, almost nobody had teal hair and tats, so the worst a man cold do was harpoon a grateful tubby. Now I wouldn't trust one to hold the door open for her without it being a micro-rape. Acceptance movements have made women crazier.

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Not sure how to talk you through it user...you have to just have to work with what you have and find somebody who you like and who will like you too. Somebody you can be honest with. And if who you honestly are is too awful for anybody to be able to tolerate, then you have to work on that. Whether it be fitness, developing the ideal balance of humility/confidence, social skills, etc.

Stop projecting. Some of us have a missus and dont find women difficult to deal with.

I thought you were insulting heavy metal music at first, then read the next sentence haha

relationships are overrated and the novelty wears off fast

Start by stopping being a damn pussy.
Man the fuck up. Work out. Educate yourself, read up on nutrition and try to stick some sort of a diet.
Afterwards focus on making money. Eventually you will get it. It's about being a strong male, women just want you. Yeah, you need some sort of game, but it's overrated.

Don't give up, it's an uphill battle but once you get to the top - it's pretty straightforward afterwards.

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I’m interested in learning yes, They ended the relationships twice. Sometimes, for instance with the two priors, I can hold up a fecade of being a non sperg for a bit but then it automatically and slowly drops without me really realizing it, I think that’s why it ends at the week mark. I do want to get married and have kids yeah, not looking for my wife just yet but instead some non sexual practice relationships.

I've been with my woman for nine years suck my dick you fucking faggot

IM 24 AND NO GF
THERE IS NO HOPE
LOVE WAS NOT MEANT FOR US
WE ARE HERE ONLY TO SUFFER
PAIN IS ALL WE WILL KNOW
LIFE
IS
SUFFERING

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Just start fake acting like a Chad, women can't tell. 99.99% of men never go up to a woman, so when you do she'll be amazed and fall for you

Everyone has to go hoggin from time to time,just don’t let ur friends see it

i start talking to girls when i was 23, you have plenty of time

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You have to make your life interesting.
You have to make people think "WoW he does this" in a good way.
Find a hobby, play guitar play sports w/e and make it part of your daily life.
Then you can tell stories to others.
In order for someone to be interesting, they also need to supply the goods.
This means stories, explaining experiences, neutral viewpoints on various topics.
Current events are an easy one, avoid politics.

>Have average face or above
>Have average height or above
>Don't have particular deformities,mutilations or ilnesses
>Get fit
>Take care of your face
>Shave
>Buy clothes only after you loose weight,no need to go for expensive stuff,match the colours and make sure they enhance your appereance

After you do all this start talking to people,even small talk,you need to be able to interact with others without feeling shame.

Kinda the same. I had a stable relationship from 15-23 but things turned ugly when we saw that our expectations of life were widely different. Having never dated somebody while she eroded my social circles like a wildfire without me noticing over the years I was initially pretty fucked.

Sperg is very vague. I cannot identify what the problem would have been and it is your prerogative to clarify or not, but I think maybe you feel like you are weirder than everyone else and maybe that makes you insecure. You probably need to relax a little bit and realize that everyone is fucked up in some way.

If you want non sexual practice then just build platonic relationships with females

Damn, how you doing now?

Learn to do magic, wait never mind that can turn a dude that can turn a dude who has kids into a virgin.

Sperg as in Aspergers lol. Also I could get back in touch with a few girls I used to talk to, only problem is one of them liked and probably still likes me but I don’t like her. She’s probably a 6 but I just don’t have feelings for her unfortunately. This is also a problem, the only experience I have with either girls liking me or the two I dated is that they came and talked to me not the other way around since autism.

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Blame Daz joooz....(we have to keep the politcs)

It basically came down to the realization that I knew nothing and it was necessary to put in some heavy work. Physically it was a non-problem since I already look good but I had the social skills of a shellfish. Most people meet the acquaintances over friends and so did I. The idea of meeting people by cold approaching them (which, if your friend circle was basically eroded, is the only chance) seemed initially very fringe. After a couple of months watching videos and reading some shit it became a non-problem. Nowadays (2 years later) I had numerous short-term things but nothing of value was to be found. And that is the core problem of the split; she doesnt want any family whatsoever. Pretty funny in a bitter way, on most cases it's men who say that

mail order

First you get the money, then you get the power, then when you have the power, then you get the womans.

If that was really true 95% of the population in every country wouldn't exist. The world isn't big enough for everyone being a winner economically speaking.

Them talking to you in the past doesn't mean you can't flip it around now. Being rejected can be intimidating but honestly you just have to find a way to say fuck it and learn how to express interest in women.

Building yourself up in other ways will be crucial because if you are boring they will be bored with you eventually. Join a sport or a club or play an instrument or have a goal that you care about. If you are confident in yourself women will lap it up.

read double your dating pdf
the single book that helped me more than anything. read it multiple times.

Just make a tulpa to fulfill your romantic needs then you can pretend your way to a fleshy one to continue your race. Love with a fleshy one ends after two years, love with your imaginary wife lasts forever.

You've heard of a Wingman?

You need a Wing group. Not like going downtown and getting fucked up.

You want to have small gatherings, just you and the boi's. 3-5 tops

Tell a breedable you are all getting together and invite 1 over at time. Best to have your friend invite one over.

Let them come to you.

Eventually one will be attracted to you, put the work in.

LET THEM COME TO YOU

Literally ignore every single one like they don't exist, it's okay to say Hi and Bye but remember you and the boi's are there to hangout.

Did I say let them come to you? If a girl is interested in you, you'll notice after hanging out a few times.

If said girl isn't working out, find a new friend to invite to your small gatherings.

>She’s probably a 6 but I just don’t have feelings for her unfortunately
Take it from an oldfag, this sounds like a perfect girl for you to get some practice on. You’re better off getting some experience with a girl you’re not that into so you’ll be ready and have more confidence when you meet someone you are into

0 x 2 = 0, your book wont help

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I’m sorry man sounds like a sad time, but you gotta remember there’s more women like her but that wants a family out there. If you have no look in person maybe try a dating site with the filters explicitly set to wanting children. Good luck Fritz

Yup, don't go after the one you really want.

Practice Grill.

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Have you seen mail order brides? Go to say Germans or French ones and nearly all of them are Africans and Indians, it’s ludicrous.

I want to do that out of insecurity but I doubt you’d find real love that way

I’ll bare that in mind

OP, literally just walk up to women at the bar and say "lookin good ladies" then walk away. It instantly let's them know you are interested, you think they look good, but you are not so annoying as to fallow them around all night. Then just continue your night as if nothing happened.
If any of them are interested they will try engage you.

I’ll give it a go though thanks

That's the most insecure normiest shit I ever seen.
Why would you waste your time in a place with expensive drinks, average women (drunk or bad breath bc of booze), hanging out with her friend so not into The Game.

Stay solo, be confident, always 200% cleaned with fresh clothes, dominant body posture (back straight) eyes at horizon level when you see your target go at normal pace,
NEVER FROM THE BACK !

Choose a PUL and in 30sec you'll get her number or not

Sound advice thanks

Cold hard nazi logic, nice. Any other based tips?

He's on Meg Tier level shit, Rome wasn't built in a day.

Asked about getting a girlfriend, I assumed his XP was level 0.

Also, it's your buddies and 1 girl, the girl picked out ahead of time in a small gathering like one of your houses... did you read what I wrote or just quick to bitch? Honestly couldn't piece together where you got expensive drinks etc.

Just stopping my reply about where you stopped reading.

As far as your Nazi Flag goes, 1488 fren.

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The work is on you.
Chicks FEEL when a dude is sad, lonely, needy and it acts as a repulsive magnet.

60% is on the body language, 30% is on your ability to communicate properly and the 10% is luck.

Work your body & mind. They smell loosers.

100% agree, I want this guy around people he has fun with normally, chicks gunna see that.

imho

I'm just havin a laff mate. Seriously dont do what I told you, would be autistic as fuck.
This anons advice is the best. Focus on yourself, improve yourself, and dont sweat being single/virgin. Hold out for a woman who will be a good mother and wife. Don't get into a relationship just because you are lonely, that way lies madness.
It sucks not having someone to share your life with but why would you want to share it with a slag.

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protip: a lot of nice girls think that about themselves too.

Lmfao

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Listening to all these retards talk about what you should do or become to get a gf (imagine changing yourself for someone other than yourself) is pathetic and cringe inducing.
Let me tell you how to get the gf you want AND deserve.
T U L P A!
That's right, you make a fucking tulpa. Real world is overrated and scary. Inner world is the best.

helo med bvllll

That's that.

A very confident male (solo and/or with friends) have an "aura" chicks feels.

Said everything you need to know.
There are NO shortcut. The groundlevel is you & your condition. The rest will follow.

Clean up, go out. Profit. If you have a job, have friends and do sport regularly, you can find a wife.

Interesting idea. At least it lets you assess their character, ideas, morals, etc. really thoroughly and under circumstances supportive of greater honesty. Dating makes all that difficult.

Good point, but I think if you are legit attractive, even just moderately, and know it--that is, you carry yourself with confidence, intelligence, charm and humor, and are well dressed, groomed, gainfully employed etc--then the beta effect won't kick in. If you are shy, fat, awkward, heavily soi or beta or autistic etc. then maybe don't go down that road LOL.

The only way is to seek a slightly used thot before she becomes a single mom, and then groom her properly.

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>Also im dieting, going to the gym, having good hygiene, smelling good and being social helps a lot.
This.

>STOP FAPPING! Removing that T from your body!
certainly stop overdoing it. Once in a while won't kill you but three times a day is not good. and drop porn like a hot potato, it will only fuck you up. use your damn imagination instead, that IS good for you no matter what

Dude just make a MySpace account, that's how I met my wife. MySpace is still a thing, right?

Well, the tables have turned. From what I have gathered years ago getting married and having a family was easier, these days getting sex is easier. Thanks globohomo (irony). I don't like the things Jow Forums often says about women but unironically, stay away from online dating portals. These women are really "roasties".

quality post
and really, I think everyone is crazier now. Men are too, soibois just blow my mind with their weird shit. I can't believe they are real men sometimes. No wonder so many are going trans, they aren't sure either

user if you want a girlfriend you have to better yourself, stop thinking that some miracle will happen and start bettering yourself. Also remember that even if gf might seem lovely remember there's always other people to give that love and you should focus on yourself before taking the shot.

>work out
>learn how to speak clearly without stuttering or sounding nasaly
>stand up straight
>don't break eye contact, they have to break eye contant first

I mean it's the most basic shit. Just stop being weak and pathetic and everything else will inevitably follow.

yeah so how do you define sperg?

Faggot I'm not baiting.
I'm not at the tulpa stage yet but my best dream was of a woman griding against me. It was the best. No real woman could ever give me that kind of "feels good" feeling. It wasn't even that sexual but it was the best feeling I've ever had. And where did I get that? IN MY FUCKING MIND! Fucking faggot keep seething in the real world. TULPA+MALADAPTIVE DAYDREAMING+LUCID DREAMING = Your own perfect world

talk to girls, lots and lots of girls. smile a lot, look happy, be happy, never be butthurt about anything. that's really all you have to do.

be cool leaf, I didn't lose my virginity until 22. I was just really fucking picky, and also I had majorly crazy parents and didn't really like bringing girls home. Easier to avoid and wait until college to find the right one, which I did after a few wild adventures and missteps. Fun missteps. Point is you have time. Relax and learn to enjoy life, it'll make everything else easier. A lot of girls are miserable and insecure and neurotic too.