I’m getting paid by the feds to monitor this board. AMA

THIS, exactly.

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fuck you. the rest of us come here willingly for free

>monitoring shitposters because Jews are neurotic
have fun

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How do you sleep? Maaaaaaan!!!

I’m work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation I can not say exactly what my job description is but you can guess

No you're not, fag.

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Nigger.

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Why do you hate white people?

Dude, if a parrot imitates a human voice, and other parrots imitate the first parrot, pretty soon the FBI will be spying on parrots that are repeating lines from action flicks

That is why FBI hates all parrots.

Are you a nigger irl?

youtube.com/watch?v=arTg5ics988

The fbi doesn't hire niggers because of employee standards

Why do you hate parrots ?

How many times a day do you have to suck your bosses dick?
Do you dress in drag to honor J. Edgar?

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'Li'l Bastard's First Troll Thread'

Do you remember this movie?

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Who did you vote for in 2016? Who will you vote for in 2020?

Impersonating a federal officer is against the law. Please report to your local detainment facility for processing.

give my uncles car back

Do you ever get bored

spit or swallow?

Can you get my wife and me a job with the CIA as a gun and/or drug runner or arms dealer?

minimum wage?

where do i sign up?

Can I see your dick, faggot? Post pics.

I voted for Hillary in 2016 I’m still unsure who I’m voting for in 2020

how many niggers have tongued your anus

Constantly

Can I see your dick? Post a picture of your cock pls

No.

Isn't it illegal to impersonate an FBI agent?

Where's Gislaine Maxwell?

Yes

how do I apply?

Can you get me a job with you guys? I'm the only one on this board with an IQ over 160. But I guess you knew that already.

I wasn't able to file a report on the FBI main website. Am I on a watchlist?

How can I sign up to be a snitch? I would be down to rat out anyone for money.

So OP is a traitor and a faggot, as usual.

What is the significance of this sassy kitty?

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fbijobs.gov/working-at-FBI/how-to-apply

silly how do I get your job

why does the CIA like to larp as FBI?

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what do you think of white nationalism?

>Can i get a job for the fbi
>from switzerland

I'm an ordinary American. If you're really an FBI agent, you should know people like me no longer trust you because of what's being uncovered. We think you're only out to protect yourselves, anymore. Las Vegas was the final nail in your coffin for me and everything coming out about FIS abuse only serves to reassure me that not trusting the FBI is a measure of genuine prudence.

What's it like knowing this?

>subcontractor serf
>go to fbi.gov haha
I'd fire your ass

It's illegal to impersonate a federal agent.

>18 U.S. Code §912. Officer or employee of the United States
>Whoever falsely assumes or pretends to be an officer or employee acting under the authority of the United States or any department, agency or officer thereof, and acts as such, or in such pretended character demands or obtains any money, paper, document, or thing of value, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
You're fucking done, kiddo.

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Racism is bad. End of story

Are you fucking blind it says FBI right there

This has already happened

Why is the FBI terrible at their job? Does the ADL funny your twinky hole each day for a few shekels more?

What are your opinions on Duh Jooz?

why?

There once was a tiny glow nigger.
Who was a little too slow to the trigger.
The bullets flew by,
and his family said goodbye.
The world has one less glow nigger

Gib Tyler Koch back.

>Racism is bad. End of story

...Even when it's hatred of white Americans? Or is that 'punching up' and acceptable because of 'racially oppressive power structures'?

You see, it's not the end of the story. We've got racism going on that we can't call racism. We've also got a group of politically active assholes who use every single opportunity they can to call someone they disagree with racist. You see how that might present a problem with your glib approach.

...You're no FBI agent....or the FBI hires significantly lesser intellects than I supposed.

Hello fellow glownigger

Why is racism bad?

OK AND KEK

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Is racism only OK against whites?

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Holy KEK

I pick up women at hotels and piss the bed with them in it

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>racism is bad, mkay.

Mr. Garrison?

youtube.com/watch?v=3ToEvz-7trY

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>be OP
>voted for Hillary
>hired to monitor /pol threads
>decide to not do job and create a thread
>refresh every 90 sec
>Epstein commits suicide

Thank you OP for your service to this country.

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do you have access to the epstein snuff tapes? do you suppress info about them? why?

Cool! It beats them using the money to ship drugs into america or bombing wedding parties in the middle east

>Trying to con prophecy
Why do Jews do this?

who's you're waifu OP?

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what is this a meme for ants?

What are your views on 500 year old dragon loli cunny ?

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yeah idk just pulled it off google

Because it's only for wypipo

US tells Greece any help to Iranian tanker may be ‘terrorism support’

What about Culturalism ? Am I allowed to hate violent rap music that glorifies harm to agents such as yourself? Can I hate sagging pants and gang members and dope dealers? Can I hate theives that steal from hard working Americans?

What are some valueless things I can obtain larping as a glownigger?

badge and timestamp or gtfo, faggot

Checked, 5 star infograph user

zog cog

A receding hairline

are you Juden?

Sauce please

Okay OP, but who's paid to monitor you

slave lol
buy rsr and quit your pathetic job

user here asking the right questions.

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where do they keep the new schedule?
cuz im supposed to be monitoring this board too but i cant remember my days or hours and i lost the schedule.