Woah

Woah.

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that's chill, prophecy says the antichrist will take half of the world before shit really gets dank.

i love how mad he makes these stupid fucks

whooooa maaan like whoaaaa. smoke weed lol think deep thoughts.

"We are the Chosen Ones"
- what race?

This

Blumpfk is finished

lol

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The antichrist isn't real. It's just a fairy tale.

Satan and Hitler also took on China and got misquoted for it?

It also says he has near unanimous support.

Eskimos?

>le based god emperor triggers the libs xD
r*ddit election refugee spotted.

"I am the chosen one"
>--user

"I'm a tranny."
- Bill Madden

Fake News edited out the entire statement by Trump to cherrpick one part of the quote.

Trump said he was the chosen one to take on China.

What?

I am the Chosen One (c)

Universally loved as well...

why is half of Jow Forums twitter posts of nobodies

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>flag
Opinion disregarded

Trump said he was the chosen one to take on China and our rising debt. Now his misquoted into being the antichrist.

Trump is only just getting started. The love for him comes after he establishes peace.

>when you realize the two beasts part already happened and you didn't even notice

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Because half is a group of nobodies. They stick together and create absolutely nothing.

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Posting your twitter on Jow Forums should result in a fucking permaban.

Retards he looked up at the sky and said "I am the chosen one."

>he is the chosen one
>Neo 1999
lol sage

I've read Genesis multiple times, I've never read that fake quote. Idk why these jews lie

Disciples of the Watch..

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>MUH JESUS AND SHADOW JESUS

Take your talking snake elsewhere, Christfag

I am the chosen one
> Let Baby Jesus 23ad

I am the chosen one
> Mohammed Ali 1974

I am the chosen one
> Greta thunberg 2019

Kinda works both ways dunnit?

unironically based

i mean, we are pretty badass

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Lol. Haven't heard that for the last 3 and a half years.

wait dont the jews say they are the chosen ones?

>Trumps opponents cherry pick and twist his words in such a way that they troll themselves
>just like every other day
Honestly I'm surprised it wasn't before brunch this time.

Bin Laden was CIA asset and Israel did 9/11.

Fuck off reddit shill.

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1164226420958257152

Yeah. It's still funny as fuck tho. I love watching the left throw temper tantrums like the adult sized children that they are.

im surprised
no one has said "Anakin, you were the chosen one" yet

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1164226420958257152

Full clip is here. Fake news edited out the entire video to depict like 3 seconds of an entire video to cherrypick .

It’s called sarcasm but collect for shekels for trying.

Because Jow Forums is full of big kids who play online in the social media playground...24...7...365...two generations of internet/technology addicts.

>Sata, Garden of Eden
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA fucking losers

Trump says a lot of stupid bragadocious thing but this one takes the cake. What a fucking retarded thing to tweet.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>oh me? I’m an atheist actually but....
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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that quote is not in Genesis, but w/e

>Liberals are suddenly theistic bible thumpers

It's funny because if Obama said it they'd be cheering and pissing all over Jesus.

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This has to be the most pathetic clickbait the media has ever tried. It's just insulting.

He was also the President of the USA from 2009-2017.

if they read the bible they would know that satan absolutely never said that

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The Amish?

yes he might have inferred it before

You know this happened right?

youtube.com/watch?v=VxFj4mv0rRQ&t=67

Yeah, point is that it's fake outrage and everyone involved are faggots.

Damn the media did something cool for once

You realize they are scripting the end times right? 9/11 was part of the end times script. They are murdering people over it. Plenty good reason to be outraged.

Are we having two different conversations or what?

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My first thought as well. Noone reads the bible anymore

Because OP is always a faggot. The standards of faggotry have increased over the years. Now you have to say shit like "he's/she's right you know" and "Jow Forums btfo" with random tweets.

Where please

"We are the chosen ones"
r. Jews.

“We are the chosen ones”
— The Jews

kek. I know what you are implying but jews are not chosen lol. New testament > old testament

I hate Zion don but I mean come on he didnt say he was king the Jews did. So gay.

Why. Coyple of twin bots

Imagine taking a joke seriously like a retard

Christianity was written by Jews OP.

This.

"I WAS the chosen one" HRC, 2000-2016

Hello? JEWS are chosen.

>We are the chosen people
- The kikes

I swear I am not a bot. This happens frequently on the chins I have no idea why, id would make sense if it were the first few replies but it's not.

Checks out. He is claiming to be the messiah of the jews so.. the devil

We wuz the chosen ones n shieeeet

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fpbp

weird how he left out one other group that calls themselves chosen ones.

GIVE GREENLAND NOW

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Hitler was Odin reincarnated.

This

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MORTAL KOMBAT!
youtube.com/watch?v=h5oHjKkyq8o

"We are the Chosen Ones"
- Jews

Jow Forums is torn between LARPing as Christians and LARPing as Trump supporters. This is fun

blow liberal minds and remind them that Harry Potter was the Chosen One

"We are the chosen ones"
---- Jews, All of Time

It was HER TURN to be the chosen one!

powerful

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“I am the chosen one.” -Liu Kang

Yes they are. God doesn't break his promises even if people break theirs.

>I am the chosen one.
Liu Kang, Mortal Kombat 1995

Imagine believing in a anti-christ in 2019.

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"I am the chosen one"

-Kung Fury, 2017

Source on the middle?

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Chan chose his own path!

Impossible. You've gotta claim to be god to be the antichrist. None of these people claimed to be god. Except satan.

btw 2 out of the 3 are fake quotes