Official US Military appreciation thread. We could take all you other limp wristed fuckers on at once and win easily

Have you ever been molested by a drunk uncle?

>nupol
The battle cry of a salty stormfag. Are you even allowed to own Nazi memorabilia up there in canuckland?

No, my uncles a childless bachelor with a lot of money
Pisses me off because he's 45 and I still have no little cousins to call my own

>everyone hates me and wants me to leave but i called them stormfag BTFO

>"We could take all you other limp wristed fuckers on at once and win easily.
Well, let's see if that's true.
>We fucked up in Vietnam
>We fucked up in Somalia
>We fucked up in Afghanistan
>We fucked up in Iraq
Our military is a fucking joke. Everyone there is a basedboy, and the rest of the losers in it are whamen.

Do you blame da juice when your toaster breaks, salty stromfag?

>hurr durr durr muh marxist oil narrative
imagine believing we go to war over oil in current year

>Every single one listed was lost by politicians
Kill yourself, commie dem

>Every single one listed was lost by politicians
Fuck off commie, keep defending "our" country that's slowly eating itself from the inside out. Our military has some of the most retarded fucks I've seen in a while.

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I don’t believe that. Jesus, you blackpilled fucks should just neck yourselves. You take the fun out of absolutely everything. Joyless faggots, why do you even continued to exist?

>non-sequitur response
based

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I’m in that picture actually, it was my first deployment. I stepped outside the hull of the ship and I see the whole formation fly over me. I was too young and too dumb to understand what it even was, but it was cool.

>let me say stupid things >:(

Do you think greentexting everything makes you seem like more of an old fag? It doesn’t.

You'll never be as fit 3RAR faggot.

Did you forget to change your VPN or are you just in love?

How many Australians can you kill with only 1 fully decked out emu?

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why dont we start by taking back our own country

After playing Battlefield and Battlefront it seems like you die in almost every battle. Otherwise wars would be over in a matter of weeks or months.

Jesus fucking christ, why does it feel like so many posters with american flags are purposefully trying to get everyone else to hate us. Its like some weird russian/chinese shills posting with american vpns. Always the same dumb imperialist attitude, its like this recent spat with Greenland gave you a whole new topic to really push

lmao that's England.

We were fittest cunts in the desert m8.

Why don't you use all your cool weapons to stop being such a irredeemably shitty country?

All veterans are child killers and deserve to be cut into pieces with a chainsaw.

It’s just larping. It’ll go away in a few days.

relax lol

I'd never harm an australian or let them be harmed
If South africans were like australians I'd be over there willing to die for them
Fuck UK and EU, Aussie my greatest ally

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It's civnat newfags and boomers

Don't rush in and act dumb and you won't die every battle
Every fight has to be to your strategic advantage, otherwise you're wasting your life

You're pathetic if you'd rather die for an Australian over an Israeli.

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>D: za0wizmP
thanks mosche very cool

Death to ZOGBOTS

I don’t remember being excited, but sure. You do the same fren.

Same m8.
But for what you guys had in quantity you ended up lacking in quality. Most of us from RAR/SASR were very fit compared to most soldiers and marines from the U.S.

You say so, but no offense, after seeing a canadian infantry attaché, I've lost all respect for any foreign forces

USA USA USA USA!

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>The MIGApede exposes himself

>Official US Military appreciation thread. We could take all you other limp wristed fuckers on at once and win easily.
That's denmark's navy, you fool.

>Every single one listed was lost by politicians
lol. right. bunch of losers. except for Grenada. really kicked ass in Grenada. guess they don't have any poor farmers there

do people come back home angry because they realized who they were fighting for -- or is it because they had a lot of better things to do back home while they were sitting in the desert mostly doing nothing?

Denmark's fucked

>win easily
And yet, you have lost every single war since WW2,
>btfo by rice farmers
>btfo by Somali niggers
>btfo by Middle East superiors, repeatedly!
Sendt back home limping every single time.

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To the popular contrary, does military wife cheat occasionally?

The first ICBM salvo would take out your radar ad missile defense systems, the second one would glass what's left...

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hahahaha

based and FREEDOMpilled

bless this thread

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