Brit/pol/ - Ham salad edition

>Fire breaks out on balcony of flat block opposite Grenfell Tower as 60 firefighters rush to the scene
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7387233/Fire-breaks-balcony-flat-block-opposite-Grenfell-
Tower.html

>Criminal gangs responsible for migrant Channel crossings
theargus.co.uk/news/17856598.criminal-gangs-responsible-migrant-channel-crossings/

>British tourist is choked to death by Norwegian martial arts expert at a hotel in Phuket after telling him to keep the noise down in the room next door
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7386659/British-tourist-choked-death-Norwegian-martial-arts-expert-hotel-Phuket.html

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First for being the ausbro from the last thread.

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When will the builder thugs stop terrorising poor Tim?

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Lol

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>Great Britain

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>Inclusion

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Thread theme

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>Diversity

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That’s a screenshot of my phone how did you get it

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Pubs run out of sunbeam
Gutted

I expect you posted it on here

>be young Aryan man
>see stout Bantu female leaping and about to land on your pelvis, possibly crushing it and doing irrepairable damage
>only split second to react
What do you do?

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Oh yeah

i'm still in contact with her ausbro, we text every day

>Multicultural eutopia

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Woman in your video needs to see this pic.

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My town just had black street performers wearing white face. I don't give a shit, but the hypocrisy is astonishing - imagine the reverse.

>i'm still in contact with her ausbro, we text every day
hmmm, At least that means you haven't been left emotionally stranded after your time with her. That kind of abrupt severance can be jarring. Are you connecting with other people you know to at least take the edge off of this?

Where's based Italian bro?

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theguardian.com/stage/2019/aug/23/jewface-row-west-end-musical-falsettos-decried-for-cultural-appropriation

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Hello

Start buying guns.

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fuck ham salad give me that lidl cheese salad

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hi
wish i could

>Jewface
Do they wear prosthetic noses?

Saw this earlier, Jews think they are under-represented in the theatre, fucking lol

Background?

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How do you dress up in jewface?

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Fucking kikes

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Why the fuck do you need an explanation? Isn't the fact that he's a nigger enough?

oh yeah i'm not going without other girls for someone i'm only going to see once a year, we both understand that
she'll always be a sweet background kinda thing to dream about though

American with almost all-UK ancestry here. Planning a long trip there next year, with the object of visiting cemeteries and locations related to my family.
I want to avoid places where I might get attacked. Is there a crime map, or an immigrant population density map, so I can avoid those areas?
This isn't a joke, I'm getting older and can't exactly bring a weapon along for the trip.

Go to York

errekt

Try and redirect her weight sideways and sort of push against her and try and slide up and sideways opposite to where you pushed her, then move to a >90% white county.

Where are you planning to go to?

>Driving past a Muslim girl school
>DUR WHY SO MANY MUSLIMZ???

By the way, you won't get attacked walking randomly in the street. Just avoid ghetto areas.

Why are there so many muslims in England?

Sounds like you are more socially switched-on than many of us here. Do you meet many local women that can compete?

Nice VPN.

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The fact that there are segregated schools is a disgrace. And I'm not even a racist.

There’s always been Muslims in Britain we are a nation of immigrants

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Okay then let's close down the all white Catholic schools aswell :)

>synthol

I agree. All religions are satanic

Best keep them separate desu

It will make a fine pincushion


KING PHILIP'S ARSE!

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>27:50
>"IDIOT!"
youtube.com/watch?v=nZq5JD-_k1A

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This muppet is from Brazil, is he not?


Anyway, did anybody here ever watch Bad lads army?

The fuck is going on here

>don't ask questions, goy!
Why does Jow Forums behave in the exact same way that they accuse other races of behaving? Is it because Jow Forumstards don't have functioning brains?

>Why does Jow Forums behave in the exact same way that they accuse other races of behaving?
No self awareness

I love you Italy user

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There's fucking loads of muslims in that video, that's the point you dick; why are there so many of these cunts in England?

Jesus Christ he just removes that massive kebab slicer. That's why you lock the doors.

correct use of the semi colon, surprising on this board.

there's a fair amount of pretty women but at my age they're mostly clubbing types and don't have much in the way of conversation
good for a shag, not for a relationship
that's what made this girl special, she's beautiful and actually has a rich personality

4.4%
You get an E in your Maths GCSE mate?

tfw Boris was in your town

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ik the feel. she's moved to the states now. :(

I love all of you lads

ik the feel. I wanted mongoloid kids with her. :(

stay strong user
this song captures the mood
youtube.com/watch?v=dzwN-SHV5rA

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>there's a fair amount of pretty women but at my age they're mostly clubbing types and don't have much in the way of conversation
> good for a shag, not for a relationship
I hear you. sounds familiar.

>that's what made this girl special, she's beautiful and actually has a rich personality
They're out there. As cliche as it sounds, less and less in many western countries (and I don't mean servile 1950-like women, I mean women that haven't substituted their personality for ladette excesses).

join us in our sorrow, comrade
youtube.com/watch?v=dzwN-SHV5rA

God, Manchester has so much GAY SHIT everywhere. Oh why must the rainbow now forever be associated with such things?

Visited York last time I was there, in 2015, and only had a couple of days to see the church and hang around the Shambles. It was pouring buckets both days, and I still loved it. Have several family lines from the area. After 18 hours of delayed flight with a layover in Newark New Jersey and jet lag, a damn good man in a corner pub served me the best roast dinner I've ever had.

I suppose tourists get herded into tourist areas, but did end up at the Marriott Canary Wharf. Great hotel, but it took a lot of time getting in and out of town. The views from there, whew. Have seen Paris, Rome, New York, Tokyo, Los Angeles, but seeing London laid out along the Thames was confirmation that it is the center of the universe. The history is indescribably staggering.

My favorite thing ended up being following the satnav out into the furthest rural hinterlands. Took one little path out to a beach where there was literally grass growing between the wheel ruts. Absolutely brilliant. God, I do love the English countryside. So many times, I could have sworn I was looking at similar places in the rural southeast in America, north Georgia in particular. The resemblance was striking; maybe that's why my ancestors ended up here. Looks like home.

She's Norwegian and looks like pic related

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The cathedral in Chichester is amazingly beautiful

Most impressive work by both the stonecutters as well as the draftsmen

very nice, whereabouts in the states did she move?

Nonce

Looks after kids in Massachusetts.

Durham cathedral is amazing. So is the one in York. You sound like a lad.

will just have to wait and see what happens
sigh

hang in there. familam is here to cushion the blow.

>2011
it's more than 4% now. it's at least double that and will double again every 10 years.

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Thanks. I knew an Aussie guy. Became trans.

Thanks lad.

>4.4% Muslim
That was in 2011 you clown. It will have increased by now.
Entire areas of towns and cities in England have a large and growing muslim population; this is what people object to.
When did people ever vote or ask for the massive demographic and cultural change brought by muslim immigration?

kek. never considered it as an option, though wouldn't be surprised if you saw our shrews.

>20 units of whiskey

what do. dont want to get arrested again.

well, at least you're near a population center (I'm guessing, given your reference to Theresa). Better odds there?

youtube.com/watch?v=NQRpb1ReGIc
>lefty environmentalist crap
wtf, i hate Boris now
>'We will send you back' Boris warns illegal channel migrants
wtf, i love Boris now

>When did people ever vote or ask for the massive demographic and cultural change brought by muslim immigration?

THAT is exactly my question: the PEOPLE of the world had NO SAY in their homes being permanently changed and nearly destroyed by an unwanted influx of entire civilizations who are best suited to living in the places from which they came.

How do we make all these gypsies go home again?
I don't care how this sounds. If you put fish in a chocolate cake, it's going to be a bad cake.

Maybe it's you-ou-ou
Maybe it's me-e-e

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>british
>white

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>american
>white

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The Guardian etc have already started moaning about the "send them back" thing. They never fucking learn. John Howard and Trump both won elections with slogans like "send them back". Boris is playing them like a fiddle, first stop and search and now this.

yep and will be moving to manchester soon so even more chances hopefully

Jew

virgin

17:49

drunk as shit.

please help me escape this. anything. this isn't a meme. im sick of this.

shut them down and take their lives off them, forever!

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ahhh manchester. I still remember seeing clips of Manchester from the early 90's during that whole scene back then. Am I right in guessing its a totally different scene now?

alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get to a meeting

Yes, the city has fallen to The Gays

Fuck off shill cunt

he wants Mays deal but they have been sending Truss all over the world sorting trade deals.

youtube.com/watch?v=-3XANgs-EJc

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