Monopoly Socialism Jow Forums Edition

Hey guys yesterday I saw a bunch of advertising for Monopoly Socialism the board game. But... It was being sold for money.
So I decided to make an internet edition for free.
I made 8 pieces which we can use to travel around the board:
The LGBT flag,
The Communism Hammer & Sickle Flag,
The Nazi Swastika Flag,
A blue flag with a B on it, which you may think represents Bernie Sanders, but actually represents Joe Biden,
Trump tower with a golden T,
American Flag,
Israel Flag,
And Afganistan Flag.

Claim a flag to play. If you leave mid-game or take too long to play your turn, another player can play in your place, until you return.

You roll with the last 2 digits of your post number. Example if your post number is:
then you rolled a 7 + 5.

Attached: Monopoly Socialism.png (724x724, 65K)

Bump

fuck off

Kill yourself.

Nigga you think I have time to turn my monitor upside down?

lol wtf i mean thanks i guess but

I can turn the board around during the game.

I will be posting images of the updated board.

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Stop spamming your stupid shit to other boards.

Lol you're one to talk, if there was any humans on here, they would love to play this game.

roll

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Ok you can be the afganistan flag.
You landed on the Ill-Play Recreational Centre, you have no money, would you like to buy it?

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You can use money from the community fund.

Sounds fun but I gtg

I'll take that as a no;
Next player, claim a piece/flag;
Then roll, you start on Pokemon GO to the polls.

roll?

You are the Nazi Swastika flag.
You rolled an 8,
you are just visiting the gulag.

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 4.png (724x724, 66K)

Roll for the Motherland.

Based

Next player:
Claim a piece/flag;
Then roll; //You start on pokemon go to the polls.

Fun, hope more players get into it

You are the communism flag,
you rolled a 15.
you landed on the museum of co-creating.
Would you like to buy it? You have no money,
but you can use the community fund.

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 5.png (724x724, 84K)

roll, ill be islam

You need more properties like the real Monopoly. Also have the "Chance" spots have to be a version of Community Chest, and it's probably a good idea to rename one of them. "GIBS MEDAT". Maybe the other one rename it to, "We wuz kangs!" or some stuff.
Where are the utilities too? Maybe instead of the Water Works and Electric Company you put something funny there too.

You rolled a 2,
You landed on the free 'n fresh community park.
Would you like to buy it for $150?

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 6.png (724x724, 84K)

Can I roll again? How do turns work for this?

yes

We distribute turns equally, (new players can still join in) everybody gets 1 turn, since it's your turn I count that as a roll.
You rolled an 11;
and landed on open hands library;
you may buy it.

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 7.png (724x724, 68K)

Hell yeah. Let those motherfuckers starve, we have a museum to own.

Can I roll?

The community fund is now $1698,

OWNER: ISLAM
Free 'N Fresh Community Park
Project Chips: 1/2
ISLAM

You place a chip automatically on the property.

The community fund is now $1498,

OWNER: COMMUNISM
Museum Of Co-Creation
Project Chips: 1/2
COMMUNISM

You place a chip automatically on the property.

Sure, which flag would you like to be?
Nazi flag is taken;
You may be, LGBT flag, Blue B, Trump Tower, American Flag, Or Israel Flag.

Rolls for merica.

You rolled a 12
You may pay $50 from the community fund to use the community shuttle to travel to any other community shuttle on the board.

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 8.png (724x724, 85K)

Well I can't change it now, if you want to join it, you can join in.

CURRENT SEQUENCE OF TURNS:
Islam
Communism
Nazi
America

Islam is next to play, or a new player may cut in at any time, and I will insert them in the proper location in the sequence.

This is part of the new socialism new player initiative rules.

Rolling

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Whoops had to step away, can I still buy the library?

What flag/piece would you like to be?
Pieces/flags that are left:
LGBT Flag;
Joe Biden Blue B Flag;
Trump Tower Flag;
Israel Flag;

>draw from the gibs pile user
Kek

I’ll take trump tower

Yes you can.
The community fund is now $1248.

OWNER: NAZISM
Open Hands Library
Project Chips: 1/3
NAZISM

You automatically place a chip on the property.

CURRENT SEQUENCE OF TURNS:
Islam
Communism
Nazi
America
TrumpTower

You roll a 5+7 = 12

You land on the community shuttle,
you may pay $50 from the community fund to use it.

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 9.png (724x724, 85K)

Roll, kulak.

Islam is next to play;

I deny the shuttle and patiently wait for my next roll

A person may step in for Islam:
Current Priority of Islam Players is:
1. q5yA+a9P
2. sAxN9keJ
3.

Why doesn't anybody want to help Islam out?

I am rolling for Islam with this post:
4+1 = 5,
Islam lands on free parking.

My turn, capitalist pig.

Communism rolls a 9+0 = 9
You landed on the go to the gulag tile.
You are now a political prisoner.

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 10.png (724x724, 85K)

Oof, roll

Kek

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So how do I get out?

Death

Majority vote to bail you out, you spend your own money, or you roll doubles

You rolled an 11:
You landed on chance;
You draw a card:

The community has decided it is time to build a homosexual strip clup for all in all towns. SUBTRACT $100 FROM THE COMMUNITY FUND.

The community fund is now $1148

Noooo... I knew I should've burned all the faggot literature!

While in the Gulag you may pay $50 to get out, or use $50 from the community fund if the majority of players agree to let you use funds from the community fund, or you can roll doubles. If you cannot pay $50 or roll doubles, you stay in the gulag forever.

Can’t wait to take the whole family!

It is now your roll.

Rolling, I'll take israel.

For when it's the turn of the Proletariats:
If I don't roll double now, I ask the community funding.

Stupid bigger
Remove the meme flag tho OP

Rolling bones

no

Wait it's your roll.

Sorry for confusing you all,
Islam
1. q5yA+a9P
2. sAxN9keJ
3.
Communism
1. 2pL8za6Z
Nazi
1. EeCINH5g
America
1. J4z3sSoW
TrumpTower
1. 4MCZjM5D

America is next to roll;

But Israel takes priorirty because of the new socialism initiative.

No funds for you. The community is in desperate need of graphic pornography in our public restrooms.

You roll a 7, you land on We

fucking degenerate infidels

I'll buy it.

A person may play for America.
It is america's turn, the current turn priority is this:
Islam
Communism
Nazi
Israel
America
Trump Tower

>Afghanistan flag
>It's actually Pakistan

The community fund is now $1098

OWNER: ISRAEL
We

Community fund is now $1048*

Any player may play for america.

I'll control America.

rollin

Trump Tower Helping America.
Goddamn socialism is beautiful.

You roll a 9:

You land on the we're all winners school.
Would america like to buy it for $300?

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roll

Yes.

That's Israel m8

The community fund is now $748

OWNER: AMERICA
We're All Winners School
Project Chips: 1/3
AMERICA

America automatically places their community chip on the project.

This shit is cringe OP. You must be a boomer if you think mocking muh ebil socialism makes you look like anything other than a dribbling retard.

Oh wait shit, you're right.

Fuck off and stop ruining people's fun.

Islam
1. q5yA+a9P
2. sAxN9keJ
3.
Communism
1. 2pL8za6Z
Nazi
1. EeCINH5g
Israel
1. pHPLUmnz
America
1. J4z3sSoW
2. pHPLUmnz
TrumpTower
1. 4MCZjM5D

It is now TrumpTower's Turn to move.

I am keeping your roll for next turn.

Stop shitting up a board about fringe right wing ideas with Fox News tier rhetoric, boomer. You’re in the wrong here

Rolling thunder
Here comes the storm bitches!

You rolled a 9 + 6 = 15
You landed on the everyvote town hall.

Would you like to buy it for $350?

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I’m buying

Trump, please, we'll go bankrupt

You rolled a 3, and landed on open hands library.
Would you like to buy it for $250?

Attached: Monopoly Socialism 14.png (724x724, 71K)

The community fund is now: $398

OWNER: TRUMP TOWER
Everyvote Town Hall
Project Chips: 1/4
TRUMP TOWER

You place a chip on the project card.

Every vote matters, son. You can’t put a price on that

Next, I am. Rolling to get out of gulag.

It is now communism's turn.
(Islam may still buy the property)

Current Sequence Of Turns is:
Islam
1. q5yA+a9P
2. sAxN9keJ
3.
Communism
1. 2pL8za6Z
Nazi
1. EeCINH5g
Israel
1. pHPLUmnz
America
1. J4z3sSoW
2. pHPLUmnz
TrumpTower
1. 4MCZjM5D