5 seconds of watching Greta Thunberg and I can tell she's a fraud

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT GRETA DISAPPROVES OF RIGHT NOW?????
Does anyone actually buy her bullshit?
Literally I had ZERO knowledge of her publicly until 5 minutes ago.
SHE'S ACTING. IT'S A TRICK GYPSIES USE.
*boo hoo hoo hoo help me, kind sire.
* boo hOOOOO why won't anyone pay attention to me
*AHEM BOOO HOOO HOOOOOOOO Look at little girl- heart so big- let's listen to her cries

get fuckin real.
100% controlled, 100% fake and groomed.
bet: 20 years from now you'll see Greta Thunberg running for Prime Minister.

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It's a rich couple trying to make their daughter into an e-celeb

And it fucking worked, you all fell for it.

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#LookAtMeI'mComingToTakePictures

#RidingOnABoatOnRealWater

inversion of natural order makes for great narrative, which is why the media love that shit.
>That little girl is disciplining old white powerful men, so inspirational!!!
I blame Hollywood for that mindset, turning storytelling into big bucks, constantly looking for novelty.

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>libs celebrate toddler and put her on a pedestal, pour money into her, and parade her around non stop for a year
>haha you fell for it Jow Forums
I finally replied to one of these nigger tier great threads. Are you happy now, turbofaggot?

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>global warming bad, install solar panel now!
>human effect questionable, technology unfeasible
>I'm 16 and make serious face

*Greta threads.

I'll never be happy but thanks for trying

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What do her nipples look like?

Who do you think will take pics with her-
What will the hashtag be-
How long will it be on the front page of EVERYTHING normies see-

her arrival is perfectly timed, of course.
meanwhile, in the background...

Greta has good intentions but like many are misguided on climate change.

The true reason for global warming is an inbound rogue planet that enters our solar system every 3,600 years.

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My guesses are:
John Legend and Chrissy Tiegan
Taylor Swift
Ellen DeGeneres
AOC
Elon Musk
...
..
.

She says what everyone already knew, but since her parents are rich and famous (in Sweden anyway) and because she's a young kid (in her teens but she looks way younger) with aspergers (IE, having special powers), everything she says is taken as some sort of prophetic gospel truth. It's the fucking kid witnesses from the Salem witch trials and the Oracle at Delphi all over again. All in all, people are fucking stupid. Give it a year, they'll have run off to some new fad so they can feel self-righteous again.

like little oil refineries

More evidence Greta is misguided on climate change.

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you WILL eat the maggot sausage

you WILL eat it

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Why do you believe that everyone should bow down under a monoculture

Just looking at a single picture of her for one second tells you everything you need to know :
She has fetal alcohol syndrome, her brain is heavily damaged, she has an IQ below 80. She can't possibly understand what she is even talking about, she only repeats what she is told. That's why she can't answer any question that wasn't rehearsed beforehand.

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT GRETA DISAPPROVES OF RIGHT NOW?????
Running air conditioner and three air filters at the same time

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3 air filters that haven't been changed in 3 months which eats up 28.17% more electricity

LINT BURNER!!!
LINT BURNER!!!
SHAME SHAME SHAME

#MuhHurricane

>>John Legend and Chrissy Tiegan

OMG! Both are on Epstein's list. Not good.