Brit/pol/ - Sunday Mass Edition

>Boris Johnson tells Channel migrants 'we will send you back'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7389049/Boris-Johnson-tells-migrants-send-cross-Channel.html

>Liam Gallagher says Boris Johnson got the PM job 'because he's f***ing ugly'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7389923/Liam-Gallagher-says-Boris-Johnson-got-PM-job-hes-f-ing-ugly.html

>Jared O'Mara: Sheffield MP arrested in fraud probe
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-49451255

>Seagull ‘drops severed puppy paw’ feared to be that of missing Gizmo the Chihuahua
thesun.co.uk/news/9779452/puppy-paw-found-missing-gizmo-chihuahua-seagull/

>Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to fight back against angry criticism 'by ESCAPING Britain'
express.co.uk/news/royal/1169260/meghan-markle-prince-harry-private-jet-royal-news

>Call for witnesses after spate of wheelie bin fires in Telford
shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/telford/2019/08/21/call-for-witnesses-after-spate-of-wheelie-bin-fires/

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youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA
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independent.co.uk/environment/fracking-tremor-earthquake-largest-blackpool-lancashire-cuadrilla-a9077976.html
theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/24/far-right-groups-infiltrated-uk-nuclear-submarine-crew
twitter.com/_BvdM/status/1165539713190649856
youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-49464946
theargus.co.uk/news/17813818.cyclist-runs-seagull-grabs-wing-slams-onto-pavement/
lms.org.uk/mass-listings
youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
bbc.co.uk/news/49465298
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Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

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Furthering the pursuits of space travel, NASA has breached the limits of what is currently the fastest recorded air travel with the fastest jet. The X-43 breached the Mach 9.6 barrier in an unmanned flight. High velocity travel was possible by using a booster rocket to get to the right speed and altitude. Cutting-edge scramjet technology takes over from there. The X-43 program has come under a lot of scrutiny in terms of design and expenditure but it has ultimately solved the question of “how fast?” As with all experimental “X” designators, the X-43 is designed to push the limits further than previous testing has allowed. Scramjet technology began development in the 1950s, but there is still a lot to be learned.

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1st for brexit muffins

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I’ve fallen in love with this arthog. I want her to make me kiss her knuckles after each time she punches me in the face.

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>dyed orchids
big red flag for me

that's a boy

shit theme
real theme
youtube.com/watch?v=VOwBs-XHIo4

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I drink fine scotch

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you forgot one of the 'U's, Sus impios.

AUTOMATIC KIKEPOSTING

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I think sus criminalis is a much more euphonic choice

notting hill begins....

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what's that big diamond thing in the middle of the phone?

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fixed it before you even pointed it out Keanecel

Of to Mosque in a minute bros, happy Dirk's day.

lmao at the fucking quakecels who are shitting themselves over a 2.3 tremor.
my house shakes more when the bin lorry drives by.
independent.co.uk/environment/fracking-tremor-earthquake-largest-blackpool-lancashire-cuadrilla-a9077976.html

fail

take a bomb with you and post your manifesto here .
may god be with you dude

I like it
going to give it some aesthetic spacing

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y'know people are fucking boarding up their places before the carnival starts. Unreal.

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That's very good actually.

fucking racists

Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad, insha'Allah

y..yeah

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They always do that. Loads of them sell beer etc out their front window too.

Such a rich cultural contribution.

fuck the council

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Weird to see the old school copper - no baseball cap, dayglo or stab vest. Just a helmet and proper tache

the law he represents means nothing, brother

you envy them don't you?

Obey the tache. The tache compels you.

i envy the guy who is bleeding out on the floor

based trashbin terrorist

...I miss Eddie so much

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We can't let Millennial Woes get the nuclear codes!

theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/24/far-right-groups-infiltrated-uk-nuclear-submarine-crew

(even by Guardiian standards this is badly written)

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Lol GI zoomers have already taken over our nuclear capacity.

But how much is he paying in taxes?

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>Simon Murdoch, identitarianism researcher at Hope Not Hate, said: “The idea that individuals who subscribe to the dangerous far-right ideology that influenced the Christchurch killer are serving members of the Royal Navy, and that one claims to be taking up a job on a nuclear submarine, is completely unacceptable and actually quite terrifying. We simply cannot allow this dangerous ideology to gain any traction within our armed forces.”

People seriously think like this.

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I hope he doesn't pay a penny. Even penny that goes into the hands of the State is just another penny towards aiding rampant noncery.

it's so they can grib their shitePhone better, because the dumb tarts usually drop them out of their cream covered hands and of course iPhones shatter constantly.
Usually it comes with a magnetic bit so they can put it on their dash

>just another penny towards aiding rampant noncery
what's wrong, too afriad gchq will get you if you type the word paki or muslim? call it what it is.

why are you so offended by the word nonce? are you a nonce?

They're having a great time lads. Fuck the EU.

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>Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to fight back against angry criticism 'by ESCAPING Britain'
I though the Queen was banishing them to Africa?

Did Her majesty really banish them?

No but you're obviously a paki

i'm only compelled by my own law
swines don't obey pigs
same t b h
join the revolt

KEEEEK

twitter.com/_BvdM/status/1165539713190649856

They make GI look cool.

>identity politics for me but not for thee

Need a job. Got a 2:1 in law. What do? Not lawyer.

If you got a degree in law why wouldn't you want to be a lawyer?

Go and work for the CAB so you can give all the wogs incorrect advice.

Bee is perfection

Wtf they’re claiming Survive the Jive has links to National Action.

prosthetic self-adjusting screw-in gonads

BASED.
Let the SJW screech in the streets,
wont matter if we control the nuke subs.

I'm a winner and I make a lot of money

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imagine taking her top off and fondling those perfect b cups

Too much post-grad stuff to do, plus 2 years training, and it's super competitive so I'll be mid 20s by the time I get a job. I'd rather just do something now.

Noted

>Bells

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Looks like I win

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the french are such fucking bores

Another thread I've conquered

Bells whiskey is neither nice, nor expensive. I wouldn't brag.

Men who like skinny "females" are closeted queers

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I am the most intelligent poster in this thread

The one on the left is hot, and the one on the right looks trans

youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

#prayforGizmo

>n-no u
really gets the ol' noggin joggin

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People that want to defend our country want to join our forces... to defend our country.
Colour me shocked!

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Men who like skinny females have still retained the subconcious evolutionary attraction to good health. Any attraction to a physiological aspect that doesn't indicate health, such as obesity is detrimental and thus damages to the species.

But aye, carry on chubby chaser...

But what about Jo Cox?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-49464946

Yes, the Queen doesn't like the loud mouthed nog and so sent them both off to be eaten by cannibal tribes, that is if harry's ginger skin doesn't burst into flames as soon as stepping off the plane

Ban assault knives.

>silleh fookin dog, shoodna been in meh mouf shood e?

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oi oi man innit gonna knife you mad ting haha mate.

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About time that pink-haired leaf fuck got called out.

theargus.co.uk/news/17813818.cyclist-runs-seagull-grabs-wing-slams-onto-pavement/

Look at gizmos "dog mom". Is this the state of the average British woman?

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I'm stacking that paper son

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>The gull was moved to the pavement from the road by a man but the bird kept biting him so he had to put the bird down.

They are bastards even in death.

You just a skinny dicked fagget, a real man like a real women. Next thing you'll say is you don't like your women tatted up with sexy piercings, what a massive poofter you are, how do you even walk straight considering how blasted you're ass must be lel

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Get to mass lads. It even makes London look decent
lms.org.uk/mass-listings

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>if only you knew how bad things really were

I'm getting that money G

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Great, now I've got this in my head again
youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

that congregation is shopped

I'm out here getting paid kid

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time to get that cash my bros

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>dirty finger nails
gross
low class

TOUCH AND GO

bbc.co.uk/news/49465298

I used to think GI were cringe but now I know they plan to cause a nuclear holocaust im thinking they’re based.

Maajid Nawaz on LBC asking 'Do we focus too much on the crime at Notting Hill carnival?'
This should be fun.

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