>menshealth.com
Is this true ausbros?
"Men in Australia Lie About Their Penis Size The Most"
lmao yes
>not lying about your cock
Are you even a man?
>he doesn't lie about his penis
Lmao, cuck
Women say? Women are notorious for not having any spatial awareness to judge measurements. I'd trust a lying man over a womens visual measurements.
>actually having a big penis
There's no need to lie.
There’s always bigger you cocklet, just ask your mum
Don't need to. Mine is big enough as it is.
Yes it's true, I routinely describe my penis as being 7 inches when it is in fact 8 inches
t. australian dicklet manlet
>Are you even a man?
Don't have to lie. I'm two hands with the head sticking out. Not gigantic, not small. I tell women that with confidence when we're getting 'there'. If they don't believe me, they soon will. I do that just to add another layer of curiosity in the final stages.
Your benis is at least 3.5 inches when erect.
>Trusting women to measure down under
"Big enough to fill your mouth" is my usual answer to this question.
Can confirm. I constantly tell bitches I’m only 7 inches so they don’t get scared off.
>tfw say my penis is much smaller than it actually is
feeling absolutely devilish lads
We don't know how use rulers.
Not me my penis is 11 inches long
I’m not surprised. I lived in Australia growing up as a kid and I always had the biggest dick of any of my friends.
My go to, plenty of jokes about having a tiny cock so they are pleasantly surprised when they get it out
That’s me on a good day
All the migrants are dragging the average down.
Based penis liar
>be Aussie and constantly tell women i have a tiny buddu as convincingly as i can so i get the "wow i thought you said..." comment
Whats wrong with irl shit posting about your wangus?
when he says he is a big red one but is only a dama
I'm depressed that the giant earthworm museum was closed down in 2011. I went with my dad when I was a little kid and haven't thought about it for 20 years until today.
sometimes I say it's only 7"
Is it lying about size when you tell them it's straight and not a boomerang?
What goes around comes around.
Best way to brood on the floor of a shower with your bluenette friend.