"Men in Australia Lie About Their Penis Size The Most"

>menshealth.com/sex-women/a19542547/penis-size-men-lie-country-study/
Is this true ausbros?

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lmao yes

>not lying about your cock
Are you even a man?

>he doesn't lie about his penis
Lmao, cuck

Women say? Women are notorious for not having any spatial awareness to judge measurements. I'd trust a lying man over a womens visual measurements.

>actually having a big penis
There's no need to lie.

There’s always bigger you cocklet, just ask your mum

Don't need to. Mine is big enough as it is.

Yes it's true, I routinely describe my penis as being 7 inches when it is in fact 8 inches

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t. australian dicklet manlet

>Are you even a man?
Don't have to lie. I'm two hands with the head sticking out. Not gigantic, not small. I tell women that with confidence when we're getting 'there'. If they don't believe me, they soon will. I do that just to add another layer of curiosity in the final stages.

Your benis is at least 3.5 inches when erect.

>Trusting women to measure down under

"Big enough to fill your mouth" is my usual answer to this question.

Can confirm. I constantly tell bitches I’m only 7 inches so they don’t get scared off.

>tfw say my penis is much smaller than it actually is

feeling absolutely devilish lads

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We don't know how use rulers.

Not me my penis is 11 inches long

I’m not surprised. I lived in Australia growing up as a kid and I always had the biggest dick of any of my friends.

My go to, plenty of jokes about having a tiny cock so they are pleasantly surprised when they get it out

That’s me on a good day

All the migrants are dragging the average down.

Based penis liar

>be Aussie and constantly tell women i have a tiny buddu as convincingly as i can so i get the "wow i thought you said..." comment
Whats wrong with irl shit posting about your wangus?

when he says he is a big red one but is only a dama

I'm depressed that the giant earthworm museum was closed down in 2011. I went with my dad when I was a little kid and haven't thought about it for 20 years until today.

sometimes I say it's only 7"

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Is it lying about size when you tell them it's straight and not a boomerang?

What goes around comes around.

Best way to brood on the floor of a shower with your bluenette friend.